User, what exactly is it you do for work?

Based and redpilled.

I post on Jow Forums for shareblue, 8k/wk.

Thanks George S.

It's bursitis. She needs to get that drained

youtu.be/I3fxO4sCiw8

jesus she has pterodactyl arms.

I'm actually a model, Sylvia.
I model with other guys and girls for a select group of Co's.
We make wildlife related clips and shots at Hamster Movie Production, drama movies about african americans and their impact on western culture and latelywe are making a series called Fake Uber where we transport people freely in big cities in exchange of their shots.
It is helluva fun ! If you ask me, I see a lot of potential in you also..

I like my women like I like my pterodactyls- with pointy elbows, dead, and encased in stone

That's what a 10/10 looks like. Imagine how awesome her life it

first, elbows off the table.
second, stay at home neet with unlimited earning potential due to various schemes with varying levels of completeness

The fuck are you doing here? I bought you that coffee to go. Get back on the street get that paper ho

imagine how much she still bitches about it.

What the fuck did I just read

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>I uh, w-well you see... this economy it's, ah, I mean... uh e-exploring eh o-opportunities in internet... sector.... downturn. ..

Thick eyebrows

>i'm a casting director. let me show you my fake taxi
get with the times user it's 2018 now

Fake shoplifter is god tier

>tfw no gf

Means she doesn’t trim her bush

I'm a carpenter and boat builder.

Well my dear, I'm the co-founder of a company that manufactures safety corks for sharp elbows. You should know this already as we're midway through the interview you applied for as the role of chief product tester.

t. virgin

Working as an agile project manager and coach for a big financial institution. I will fuck you for a gucci bag baby, eh?

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I'd be willing to bet that you've never had a relationship with a girl before.

cringe and bluepilled

I'm going to need at least 3 other user stories user

I'm 21 and I'm an electrical engineer. What do you do, honey?

"So you put wires in walls and stuff, like a plumber?"

right

>"Nah, I design things like mobile phones and ipads, so you can browse facebook and play fruit ninja"

"Yeah that's interesting... I'm going to go sit with my friends over there"

WAIT NO COME BACK

Im a welder my lady

"Fruit ninja? That's like a game my dad used to play a long time ago"

>hairy arms

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I rob niggas

I'm a wagecuck in a shop.

I’m a stay-at-home brother

I work for an undisclosed insurance conglomerate and my job is to calculate the statistical probably of risk. If u don't may me my money, there may be some unforeseen variables you didn't take into account. Such as but not necessarily limited to a rock threw your window or a personal injury of a moderate magnitude.

I'm a locum audiologist, splitting my time between private practice and lecturing students on auditory neuroscience and the developing field of sound culture. I own two properties which I rent and I hope to soon start a self-storage business if I can find the time.

In my spare time I collect music, record DJ mixes of my collection and dabble in visual art.

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Go fuck yourself.

Look at that woman. All that time spent taking a shower, putting makeup on, making sure her hair looks good, finding the right clothes, finding a good setting, finding the right position, deciding what to do in the photo, and finding someone to take the photo (likely multiple) just so she can get some attention.

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Yikes

Lmao kys

fucking based

>I'm asian and I'm not rich...I'll excuse myself...sorry

Sooo a broke ass nigga

>work
>2019
thot you really thought i'd let you have any of my LINKERS????
>mfw super comfy polishing my mums guns
>mfw thots left in despair
>mfw thots
>mfw implications

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Never compliment a thot virgin

>now eat these eggs

nothing
also I put my cum in your mug

So many eceleb Thots do you orbit?

I remember

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Thank you Chad now I can make gf.

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Why are you looking at me like that? Its really creepy and making me uncomfortable.

>I'm a casting director, walk through the streets naked covered in nigger semen with "worthless whore" written on your breasts in red lipstick
Big in 2019. Actual Jew in the adult industry here, trust me

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underrated

I work on Wall Street as an investment banker

Sell weed to doctors. Shits cash homie

!!!

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THIS IS THE LAST STRAW IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

I make sure that the wire going into your grandmother's pacemaker is in spec.

I'm an international man of mystery baby, yeah!

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I sell women like you to men like me.

too skinny

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I dabble
Here, there
To and fro
'BOUT YER'SELF?!

I never know what to say to this. I run some internet business but its more of like back end deals and consulting and random projects i dont want to explain or tell people about. Also have some rental propertys I own and a lot of crypto I trade. Most girls eventually realize most guys just bs what they do for a living unless its a wagie cagie job.

get back in the kitchen bitch

Why are more and more women starting to look like 19 year old soγ boys?

I'm a bit of a private investigator keeping tabs on important people for a decentralized internet investment conglomerate. The jobs alright most of the time but I spend a lot of my day at McDonalds.

I'm a wagecuck doing mostly paperwork for about 35000$/y. Hope to hit 50000 in one or two years. My job isnt exactly what makes chicks wet but hey, after you get a few wrinkles and cant trade your handjobs for cocaine anymore, give me a call. We can settle down in a boring suburb somewhere, we ll have kids and I ll eventually become an alcoholic and beat you up because we ll both find our lives frustrating. heres my email adress.

What epic is this part of?

>not using Features as an intermediary work item between Epics and Stories

>tfw fastidious paper pushers do all the work for inquiring thots
"Here are my digits, Jake."
>flips over pape
>(123) 456-7890
>rapes cum encrusted pillow that mother no longer washes because the thought gets her sopping wet

Finance assistant for a small charitable nonprofit, making 50k a year.

Really I'm paid to work 4 hours a d day and browse the internet 4 hours a day. Its a good job desu

I'm a controller. I control everything.

>sirs

>based
>redpilled

>o*ford
lmao imagine having a pitiful 69 nobel prize winners haha

>All these replies laughing at this dude
>Yet if you're attractive enough this shit actually works

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What's wrong with saying this?

>fuckin lost in this shit

it 'works' in the same way as chad pissing himself in front of her would. it's not helped him but he was getting laid regardless

based and underrated

Meh. Girls love being complemented by good looking men. Doesn't really matter how they say it as long as it's not too inappropriate

t. am friends with chad

first shave your disgusting heary bear arms, then talk to me

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xD

I scam retards and pajeets on Jow Forums

Imagine looking back at her like this,she would wet herself

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