Happy wife happy life, amirite guys?

easy reminder that Rob Lowe has been married to the same woman since 1991.

not really. THis is more of a "This sorryass will do what I say for the rest of his life or until I dump him" look.

Sorry, should have clarified. The sex with YOUR WIFE stops

You do get it then. There is no point. Unless you're into findom and/or getting cucked.

legal benefits™

Women depress me

Rob Lowe is a serial rapist worse than Cosby. He cannot be stopped. Only way to slow him down is keep him occupied with semi willing victims

Women marry up. When they feel too secure about something is when they wonder if they could do better. When they wonder if they could do better is when they stray.

this
relationships are a constant battle, shittests and tug of war mindgames, if you want a comfy relationship you need some roastie that is belw your looks otherwise she will look for a better man at some point

Hey no one needs to hear your bullshit, fuck off

HOry shet I was about to write "wow she aged well" then I realized she got a new money machine.

Or one that thinks she is below you on looks. My advice, aim for a girl that's around 20 and hot but was the nerdy glasses-wearking awkward girl in highschool.

She has had the feedback her entire sexual life that she is unattractive and you need to be there when she breaks out of that unattractiveness, just before she realises what happened.

There used to be this "in sickness and in health til death do us part" thing but it went out of style basically invalidating the entire system

I dunno, since having our daughter 2 years ago we've been averaging less than 3 fucks every 2 months. I tried talking to her about it a few times and saying i wanna have something other than this, some fantasy, some chat, some trying something new and she got all cut saying it sounds like i want a porn star. It's like she tricked me oiling up my cock, mad head jobs, mad sex then have a kid and it just dries up completely. Trying to do nofap but it's just fucking bleak.

reminds me of that joke, the groom getting a blowjob from his bride on the wedding day, the guy thinks "oh man, this is how its gonna be every day from now", the bride thinks, "just one more day and i never have do this again"

So it seems she's happiest around men to whom she's sexually attracted. Her husband is crippled inside knowing such devastation. Poor guy.

Why did you post this OP, nobody here can get a friend let alone a girlfriend.

Yes im talking to you you fat faggot behind your computer hating on the world (((((( they))))) did it, it is the shitskins, woman are evil. You are all just a bunch of miserable fucks and the best idea is to just unironically KYS... do the world a favor

Nigga are you kidding me? Women like that are fodder for betas. They've rode so many cocks and have had so much attention from betas that they are never satisfied.

I read this often, there must be a reason. Do some research. I'm gonna do some desu it's weird I'm not married so can't understand.

having kids

humans are not meant to be monogamous, marriages are not supposed to be for life. problem is women don't need to rely on their families any more because of the welfare state, but the state in turn has to force individual men to support them because their isn't enough tax money for their gibs.

Yeah, she goes oh maybe you should get a gf on the side for it. She says that but no fucking way she means it. I don't go out anymore because it fucking sucks looking after a 2yo tired and with a hangover, tinder and okc are probably full of her friends and i know she'd flip it back on me at some point with jealousy or that i'm somehow doing something that's unfair by not being at home a night a week. She already tried flipping it on me when i said i'm not really satisfied by saying oh you said you've watched a lot of porn, maybe you don't have a realistic view of sex. I'm like there is an in between of bonnie rotten going atm and you lying on your back for a few minutes once a month.

Why is she not into it anymore? I read very long time ago that this shit happens to some women after birth and they just don't care much about sex anymore.

Married men statistically are happier, make more money, and you have a mother for your children. You do need a good one though.

More like statistically happier people who have more money are married

That's the reason I do not care about women anymore or sex in general and occupy myself with something useful and worthy of my and other's time. Women and jews ruined the western civilization with too weak laws regarding punishing terrorists and their families and friends who do not report them to the police which is too easy going on even known criminal scum, now we've got mass murderers, terrorists and serial killers everywhere.

its indirectly the state funding couples to have kids with financial incentives. marriage is the first step and once you give them a break on taxes they may decide to get kids too.

Fuck another woman on the side then. Are we this cucked? She'll unironically be more attracted to you than if you sit there trying to explain why she should have sex with you.

quads of truth

Well she's pregnant again so she's often tired and for the first few months was feeling nauseous, but she says other shit like her vagina feels different and can still feel where it tore or that she needs to be touched without there being an expectation of sex. She also has some trauma from the past that i guess is coming upbut it feels a bit like she's copping out with it (18y ago) to avoid the fact i made her feel shitty by saying i want to have some interesting sex and know what she likes or that makes her toey thinking about.

your wife lusts after superior BLACK bulls, that's why. you can't possibly satisfy her with your unwashed wh*TE dicklet and she knows it deep down. she may be getting pounded by Jamal's superior cock as we speak.

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I don't want to explain why she should have sex with me, i'd rather just take the gamble she has rape fantasies and tie her down and fuck her. I'd rather pay to fuck a prostitute than have to "convince" my wife to give me sex. I had an ex message me out of the blue telling me she had been thinking about me a bit lately. I told her i was married with a kid and she replied with congrats but maybe she'd get moist over the idea of being my cumslut on the side.

This is how shit was back in the day. It was understood you had a mistress on the side. Guys can fuck women without getting emotionally attached to them. Your wife is hardwired to want you more if she realizes other women want you.

At the same time you're a dad now so don't do anything that will fuck your kid up. I'd personally fuck a whore rather than rekindle some shit with an ex where it can spread through social media or some shit.

Nice cherry picking
Divorced men are healthier and wealthier as well aren't they? Yet they don't fall into the married group, while being justd by marriage completely.

Yeah, i reckon she'd actually get off on being a cuckquean.

I don't really wanna rekindle anything. I have no feels for the ex other than knowing she loved my cock and cum and the last messages we shared when we were sorta fuck buddies for a bit was that she remembered all the things i loved and intended on trying to make me miss her. Sounds like the perfect set up to have her pulling out all her stops to try feel good about herself on my cock. Plus it'd be free.

At least with a whore i could actually just pay for what i wanted though and not have to be disappointed if this chick wants to be cuddled and touched and not just feel i want her for sex too.

On the other hand i'd like to just fucking transcend the bullshit of sex and nut myself internally through meditation or some shit too.

This is not true unless you don’t have much to show besides your looks. You want a woman that thinks you’re superior, but not necessarily in terms of looks.

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That’s literally the worst group to target, because every other guy has the same idea.

Happy Hanukkah!

If my.2 choice were get married to a pretty hot bitch and let things play out as they will

Or stay single and be able to fuck whoever sugar baby or not..... BUT a nigger had to fuck me in my ass once a year.

I'd snap take option 2

>this is my life now

May kek grants your wish

body language expert here, i can know an entire persons life story through one picture.

this is just a roastie whos getting married to tick a box off her pucket list, for a bit of attention from her friends on the day, for financial incentives and possibly out of pure desperation to pop out a kid real quick before her biological clock runs out. her stock looks like the bitcoin chart, her worth is plummeting from her all time high of max sluttiness at the age of 23.

the guy in the wedding photo is basically just a run of the mill cuck not much else to say, probably a pretty boring guy who works managing a tech support call center or something and does make at least 60-80K a year, enough to support stacy's opiate habit.

robe low is just enjoying the attention hes getting from whores and doing his thing, seems like a pretty cool guy.

imagine paying 50 grand for a 'basic' wedding
this is a bigger scam then student loans

you're not an expert
you have schizophrenia

Your wife literally gave you permission to have a girlfriend, don't be a cuck, go smash your ex, you don't have to advertise it

There's no point.
>half of all marriages collapse
>80%of marriages initiated by women
>women overwhelmingly receive custody over children
>after the divorce the woman control child visitation and receives money and child support from the ex husband
>the average age of females losing virginity is 17
>statistically the more sexual partners a female had the lower chances of a stable marriage
If you decide to marry the chances are that most likely you will marry an absolutely used up female fucked by minimum 6 guys and in the end she will divorce you. What a shit deal.

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Trips and dubs confirms i guess. Praise kek.

In high school and college your date people and move on. Obviously because you get bored fuckkng the same person .

Literally all marriages failing and cheating is because you get bored fuckinng the same person.

If either of those younger kardahsian sluts were my gf...... I'd get bored fucking then after 10 or 11 times.

The fun part is the hunt

>Find a wife who is similar in level of attractiveness to you
>Find a wife who is likely to earn roughly the same amount as you

Obviously not essential, but that to some extent reduces your chances of getting fucked over.

Having a gf or wife isnt 'expensive'. They dont need to be a drain on your money. Marry someone with similar income and you will probably both have similar expectations on what you can or cant afford. If youre having to subsidise her life style, its your own fault for marrying someone with shit earnings.

im CIA

Citation needed faggot.
50% of marriages end in divorce. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_demography
This

Career women are bad breeders/mothers. A woman's #1 goal should be to have children and put being a mother before everything. Otherwise end the date right there.

>people who drive luxury sedans are statistically happier
>expensive cars make you happy

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Of course if you don't want children, what you said is the best choice.

yes goy dont get married dont have kids goy. just be a child your entire life and you will surely be happy and fulfilled

Im so happy you sad incels will never reproduce

white women are trash. Absolute trash.

>women are leeches who just want me for my possessions
>women who work so they can sustain themselves are awful

Take your pick you inbred idiot

if your wife doesnt spread for you she is dishonoring her marriage vows and disrespecting you. why youd let a woman disrespecr you ive got no idea but you should let her know how you feel.

Y'all need to listen to Patrice O'Neal and keep your girl straight. Of course she'll fuck around on you if you're a beta faggot, so don't be one.

your ex has been pounded by superior BLACK bulls. Your puny worm can't possibly compare. just kill yourself

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How do you expect to support a family when your losing 10% a month on your shitcoin portfolio?

Dude I don't even get that much ass.... I mean I did relatively well in my 20's.

But you get bored fucking the same chick and dude. It's that simple.

Nothing changed between high school and when your 40. You still want to bang different people. Even people fucking hot young pussy cheat when they are in college

You are going to end up in the trash, nobody cares.

Nope ,women lust med manlet chad cock

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Could you single guys actually see yourselves getting married? I mean if you were a woman, would you marry someone like you?
Also is marrying a retired thot a smart move?

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>>women are leeches who just want me for my possessions
Did I fucking say that you absolute dolt? Literally making shit up. Anything you say henceforth can't be trusted.

Women evolutionarily want you for your provisions. You want them for their reproduction. That's nature. Play the game or don't.
You don't.

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ITT: Incels who don't realise that on your wedding day you have to smile for your wedding pictures for ages as the whole process is long and boring.

>I mean if you were a woman, would you marry someone like you?
If there were such a thing as a frugal, introverted woman, then sure. But it's hard to believe that's a thing. Anyway, statistics are statistics, and they don't support marriage as a good choice.

Yeah I'd date female me, the problem is that female me would be able to do way better or at least have drastically more options.

Can confirm.

Wouldn't blame her.

That guy is ugly as fuck.

>that she needs to be touched without there being an expectation of sex.
this might be of significance. She may want more hugs and less fugs, cuddling without the part where you go for the cooch. There's a chance that the postpartum depression is hitting her hard too, but who knows

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>the average age of females losing virginity is 17
Kek try 15

Yeah it is. Chicken and the egg though as i feel the same that she don't touch me very much either. Guess if i want change gotta bring it first. Different love languages n all.

Ya pretty much this. Many guys tend to just settle for whatever chick they meet. Either find a real one or don't bother with a fake bitch cause it's not worth the headache