Hi Jow Forums! I'm at time traveler and I have some good news: BTC is going to reach $150k just like Tom Lee said it would! As proof, I have some bitcoin testimonials from the future!
"I bought 1 BTC at $3300 and now its worth $150k, thanks Tom Lee!"
-Doug Prishpreed
"I bought BTC at $6k and held through the crash to see it shoot up to $150k....wow unbelievable! Thanks rich people for buying all that btc to help us poor people!"
-William Wumble
"And to think that weeks after BAKKT launched, my BTC I bought at $10k during the 2017 bullrun recovered because of all the BAKKT buyers...who eventually got it to $150k!"
-Rick Heinegeber
"I bought 1 BTC token using my life savings at the low cost of $30,000 after the ETF was approved and the bullrun started...if I told you it would be worth $100k, would you believe me?"
-Jojo Minelli
"MY NAME IS BOB BOP PERANO. I BOUGHT BTC AT $50K AND THEN IT TRIPPLED TO $150K. I COUDLN'T BELIEVE IT. THANKS MR. SATOSHI!!"
-BOB BOP PERANO
"I bought BTC at $100k for 1 BTC and made a great profit when the rich investors pumped to $150k. Wow. Digital coins are the future!"
-Mac Zuckerturd
"My friends got me into btc when it hit $75k after another ETF got approve by the SEC. Can you say....double gain!! I was SOOOO green wojack when my 1 BTC bought for $75k went to $150k!!"
-Jenny Grittle
"A long time holder and miner....I had 10 bitcoins I mined years ago and I forgot. Found USB drive, me me millionaire!! $150k per token!! Tom Lee is great and I really liked him in Men in Black!"
-Bill Phlemn
"After finding a site called "Jow Forums" in late 2018, I bought a 'digital coin' called Bitcorm for about $3000....guess what, its now worth $150k! Wow! I love the ruling rich elite who decided to pump this internet coin!"
-Michael Fhartz!
"My grandson told me to buy btc at end of year in 2017 for $15k. He told me to HODL through the following bear market, and I did HODL....now my $15k is $150k!"
-Dun Dorr
corky pls
"I boughts.....bitcoin for $40k. That were my lifetime disability savings. Next thing i knew, a 5th ETF got approved and BTC pumped to $150k!!!"
-Charlie Lee
based thread
Fuck off Tim
Hello earthlings from the 21st Century. I am the great-grandson of Tom Lee, and I have come from the future to apologize to everyone who made these testimonials.
Jojo Mineli.... I want to thank you for the barbecue sauce.
Bob Perano... I had hoped that we would have been able to take that cruise to Mars.
And Jenny Grittle... you've been there for me always. I hope your daughter feels better.
But the truth is... no one would been able to handle the rogue wave that hit crypto in January 2019. As a result, all of you are now broke.
Thank you.
and redpilled!
OK that one was funny
"The Cryptocurrency known as "Bitcoin Internet Tokens" will be worth $150k in Bitcoin Internet Tokens."
-Steve Jobs
Hey it's not me I swear.
Fuck off Tim
I really liked Tom Lee in No Country For Old Men
How do I get this look?
where is the pajeet poster