You cant make this shit up

You cant make this shit up

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That's not Wong Wei, that's Tom Lee from FundStrat

How does this bull prep?

Doesn't matter, autists see smart Asian say price needs to go up and they buy

That's not Tom Lee, that's Cho Yun-Fat from Bulletproof Monk.

Just a healthy correction bro

Uh oh! Bitcoin go wong wei! He go down insterd of up!

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The market is wrong. My 10k link is supposed to make me rich

Have fun getting dumped on by Jow Forums because you fell for the link meme

>mfw they all use the same stock image of a fat chinese man in a suit for different made up news

really makes you wonder

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Yes gweilo, please hold bags while I cash out. Vely intelligent thing do.

>it's going the Wong Wei

heh, ebin win XD check um kiddo haha

>oh no
>bitcoin
>Wong Wei
>pls go
>right Wei

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Anyone ever explain why bitcoin is meant to be an analogy for gold except gold miners routinely find nothing yet bitcoin miners are guaranteed to get a bitcoin after a long enough time

miner are guaranteed to find gold too, it is the same

yes please market is wrong i would like a refund sir please

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>miner are guaranteed to find gold too
are you on fucking meth

mine a plot of data no gold
mine a plot of land no gold

mine new land > gold
mine new plot of data > now we take the mempool and make a block

>If this human being had an infinite life to search for gold AND had infinite capital to buy land to search for gold THEN HED FINE GOLD EVENTUALLY

are you fucking retarded?

nobody lives forever and nobody has infinite capital to continue to buy new land to look for gold

bitcoin and gold are nothing close to being the same, which is unfortunate because its the best marketting bullshit bitcoin had to offer to normies

you can mine gold with electrolysis from the ocean
you can mine gold by digging a hole deep enough to have convection magma

gold is literally unlimited in the universe

you can mine BTC and never ever find anything and run out of money doing so

gold miner work on leases, on ground that is known to have gold

>implying you don't need capital to mine bitcoin
>implying it can't take literally years or decades to find a block if you have too little computing power
>the absolute state

Youre literally insane

Any retard, any person, can mine bitcoin

No retard, no person, can mine gold

>unlimited in the universe

oh thats fucking useful ill just use my spaceship to go and get some gold

JUST because youre such a faggot im gonna meme this so hard that nobody considers bitcoin an analogy for gold anymore

Youre still guaranteed a block. And initially, everyone was guaranteed lots of blocks.

When was everyone who started gold mining guaranteed gold? Never.

The analogy is a lie. The comparison is a lie. It is nothing like gold. It's nothing like mining. Mining is not guaranteed for success.

the average chink chonk or retarded teen can mine gold trust me

a robot can do it

my favorite gold mining is with 10mm

unfortunately you cannot mine BTC with 10mm

it is very very unfortunate for what we use to call the state

>the Market is Wong

This guy runs an investment Analysis company and I assume actually asks people to pay money for his services

Incredible

>the average chink chonk or retarded teen can mine gold trust me

this is the most retarded and insane post.

That’s not Cho Yun-Fat, it’s Jackie Chan. He’s really let himself go.

name calling is not helping
you are in cognitive dissidence

>watches Gold Rush
>thinks he’s Parker Schnable
I’m Tony Beets, and you’re my bitch

You're literally mental though, what other characterisation is there?

>Dude anyone can get gold, its all over the universe, just get in a spaceship, or have access to millions of dollars so you can buy land to search for gold

Yeah thats what a healthy non-insane person thinks.

people had gold before they had steel you know

Thats a nice retarded red herring from a nice retarded person.

Did every person who dug earth looking for gold find it? No

Every person who mined bitcoins in the early days got bitcoins.

here is a gold rock k, rock, you can dig into the mantle and find them big

and here is btc
bb4c9d4a1aa0582dc025d2785908dc412f4070368fd3bbd3f6f4408b87ca9b37

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Seething bag holder

I am a bit salty, cause today I sold my gold to buy BTC
it might go to 2k or even zero
but FOMO is real

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