APTITUDE TESTING

Ok Jow Forums, I'm coming from /lit/ and I heard that this is supposedly the 'smartest' board. So then, allow me to conduct a test:

Which direction is this dog facing?

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Griggs v. Duke Power outlawed aptitude testing for jobs.

You now have to hire me or I'll sue your ass into bankruptcy.

>Jow Forums is the smartest board
fucking kek

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right

It's facing right, next question please.

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i dont answer any of this goofy questions or riddles or math problems on here. im trying to get my money back nigga, lost it all in crypto, aint got time for this!

Forward

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Holy fuck some of the people on this board are stupid. Those 2 responses alone should be enough to dispel any notion you have of biz being a "smart" board.

>Jow Forums is the smartest board
lmao

Highest probability that it's facing south.

my seasonings
>north atlantic dog breed (newfoundland dog)
>photo shows that it is wading on the beach of what is probably the atlantic ocean

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Perhaps....well perhaps my sources weren't accurate; I suppose it couldn't hurt to give this more time...

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Hmmm landseer's could be the next designer breed, just need to market the concept a little bit. Anyone got jew friends in the tv biz? We could shoot an ad of one doing some type of hero shit to help start the craze. We also need to set up a puppy mill, who's got ties with the amish? They are experts in this area.

This is the correct answer

It depends on where the dog is. Likely south as I think that is a Newfoundland and he is likely in the Atlantic Ocean. He could however be on a lake such as Lake Superior, in which case he would likely be facing West if he is on the northern shore of the lake.

>from /lit/
dose reeding books makes u smater than us all??
Why not stay a while and make some internet shekels on Jow Forums by proofreading whitepapers?

Forward, clearly

>dose reeding books makes u smater than us all??

Indubitably.

I see that some of you are getting close to the answer, your performance has been mediocre though I fear some of you have not been taking this seriously.

So then, allow me to conduct a second more complicated test:

Is Chainlink 'shit'?

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Buy high, sell low.

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longshore

I hypothesize you will buy high and sell low, compatriot.

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We are the dumbest board trying to do the smartest thing......

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Starboard

i suck at puzzles. hairy dog. northern hemisphere? how does sun affect shadows/reflections on fur of doggo based on direction facing. almost straight line reflection across coat of dog? shadow under ear, jaw. shadow on fur - light source to the right? time of day? angle? no sun in image, etc.

A true Jow Forumsraeli

Towards the Mexicans he must defend the ocean from

>Implying they don't have these dogs in britain.
The colour of light could presumaby give clues to weather the sun is setting or rising and since it is on the land side that could determine which side of the ocean
he is on but that also assumes people in the west coast couldnt possibly own a Newfoundlander.
Just fyi, there are more newfoundlanders outside of newfoundland than inside so the only correct answer is op is a faggot.

This is the only objectively correct answer.

Brainlets will overthink and allow assumptions and preconceptions to color their answer and come up with unprovable shit like .

>le ironic trolling trolls meme
As long as you at least find your own jokes funny...

North
the sun shine implies it is the west coast

That snoofer is what we call a brap compass. It is facing in the direction of the nearest brapper, easiest exam I've ever taken.

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the dog is facing OP, who is a faggot.
Case closed boys.

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This, he is facing north

Clearly the Pacific Ocean.

Clearly facing north.

Agreed. North.

North

First : small waves = Atlantic
Second : sandy beach no volcanic rocks = Atlantic
Third : afternoon who lets their dog get wet in the morning

Conclusion : facing south in the North American east coast sometime around 4:30pm during summer

To be north the sun would only shine with shadow to water only before noon. Too cold to get wet

Unrelated

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dog = dogecoin
dog facing the direction of the moon

OP is hinting about dogecoin's moon mission.