Will you have a maid when you're rich?

i don't get this if you have a pretty or almost beautiful wife and you are big enough of a star to get the pants off from any 9/10 with a grin why pork the worlds ugliest maid?

Come on, think about it.

When you feel like breedin' and she ain't puttin' out

I have 2 maids, chef, barber,medical team, security team, pa, botinist and a butler.
No larp.

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very high testo.. he fucks everything...

Why do japanese and women like retarded angles?

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you could also get a grammar checker

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Thanks, my own gramarist.

not really Albert Bierstadt made this one, all I really know of it. Some nice threads on /WG/ from time to time.

That's Arnold's superior Austrian SS genes. Not the mexigoblin.

i would berry my dick so deep in her that who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

His genes also produced this:

You’re not even trying faggot. You’re obviously a newfag parroting an old meme you saw here posted yesterday. Fuck off and die

he is brown with pink lips. its there alright.

I bet women aproach him so they can fuck his dad.

No fucking way, I dont want to be Metooed by some roastie

it's called bulking you fucking crypto nerds

Loli maiden yes

I was watching some reality tv shit where they setup cameras everywhere around some rich dude's home so he could see if his "help" was fucking around.
One of them was stealing from guest's jackets.
The chef was spitting in his food and pissed in the hedges outside; the rich guy was beside himself because the chef always acted really nicely to his face.
And I think there were other problems but can't remember.
Fuck having a personal chef.

The bulkinator

women generally aren't attracted to arnold. he has a great body, but nah. just ask them, most women won't find young conan-arnold attractive.

that's what they say but if they were slapped with his cock in their face im sure all of them would suck it

gf will drool over any guy that has a muscular wide back.

Yap he will be on stage for Mr.Olympia 2019.

keep her away from swimmers, especially the ones that do butterfly

I can't believe a girl this ugly can still get me hard.

bloat god

the hell is wrong with you? post an image of a girl you'd consider to be attractive. bonus points for maid uni.

she looks like a troll

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Mr C. Thundercock, is that you?
Yeah I guess those knees are razor sharp. Thankyou for the opportunity to be humiliated by your superior perspective. May I beg from you a glimpse at a girl whom you'd consider to be worthy of being in your presence without her needing to be immediately sacrificed out of respect for your eminent ascendancy?

Self made - software. His dad was a fireman.
Just make them sit down and eat the meal before you do.

I'd get a maid that visits twice a week. As for food I'd subscribe to those premade delivery meals. That way I'd have food in the freezer for when I don't feel like eating out. Not that expensive too.

Only if it's little illya

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>has 20M
>when he makes it

Is he mentally retarded?

She got great nudes for anyone wondering.

not interested in ugly mutt nudes

You're a very brave person for embracing your homosexuality, user.

My comment obviously wasn't directed at weebs who jack off to imaginary characters. No need to reply.

Link a man up user

Sorry, I'm really busy right now. Pretty sure I've seen some nudes of her. Try doing a reverse image search.

kek

Makes it harder to evaluate proportions you absolute fagglet

Shes a slag mate. No burger mystery meat.

I would fuck her so hard she would never be able to walk again & would have grey hair afterwards

at least over 6 ft

Lmao that's how women cope
>Yeah that's too much for me...
*A few moments later*
>Dan, I think you should pick a gym membership and get in shape

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good sex is %90 enthusiasm. that maid probably sucked his dick from behind, balls AND shaft.

no because she is a security risk

Of course
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kek my parents raised me better than this. fuck having a maid, you only have one life. Own it. Also, only need to clean a few mins each week if you don't make a mess all day.

I'd definitely hire a chef once in a while though

I have. Its called a wife.

Wives get stale after a while.

I'll have a full security system to prevent any funny business, and pay a excellent salary to discourage bad behavior.

A maid and a cook would be most ideal.

Chad

I miss /b/

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This, wagies pretend to be nice to your face but are SEETHING.