”Don’t worry guys, dinner is on me tonight. Glad you enjoyed it.”

>”Don’t worry guys, dinner is on me tonight. Glad you enjoyed it.”
>Total (8% gratuity inc.): $564.23
>Fuck, these dinners are getting pricey
>”You guys accept fiat relay payments, right?”
>”Of course, sir!”
>*whips out smartphone*
>*user, are you sure you want to sell 0.84729618 LINK for $564.23?*
>*confirm*

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>selling at less than $1000 per token

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>you're shitting in the wrong neighborhood, pajeet.

>newfag redditor doesn't understand how to use greentext

>gets stabbed on the way home for his private keys

>pajeet confirmed.

>hey mom I found this one neat trick to make my text green for no reason

>the same way drinking from the ganges makes my diarrhea green.

>replying to reddit

>sekrit club may-may arrows

We are all going to make it bros

LINK can't even stay at ~$0.70, let alone ~$700

>implying replying

Link can barely hold $0.50 let alone $0.70

>
Mindblown
>Have more ?

greentext isn't just for implications

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Link can barely hold $0.70 let alone $0.50

ill use le meme arrows to tell my story

>meme arrows

>being new

I've been watching a guy use a bot to swing trade. He's accumulated at least 2.4mm links.

Sounds very nice

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>HEY GUISE DO I GET MORE UPVOTES IF I POST IN GREEN?

>I LOVE BLUE TEXT