Don't you love it when you shitpost on biz, lose some money on bitmex...

Don't you love it when you shitpost on biz, lose some money on bitmex, do some work and masturbate all night and feel like absolute shit when the sun rises and you're still awake until the euphoria from sleep deprivation kicks in and everything feels amazing and you feel like you are actually, literally, unironically going to make it?

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g-get out of my head

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This. Get the fuck out of my head user.

Kek too real.

Lol wow. Fuck off, actually a little too real

Screencapped to share with my only friends in the mex trading discord

i dont know these feels. im a boomer that goes to bed at 1am

what the fuck is Bitmex?

no because im not a man child who doesnt go to bed. grow up anons.

get out

where should I go? I'm not exactly sociable.

ok you can stay, bitmex is a leverage trading platform

and how does this leverage thingy work exactly?

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You buy contracts for bitcoin to go up or down. Put in a leverage. Depending on the leverage you use (x1, - x100) you get a liquidation price. If it goes your way you earn money. If you hit the liquidation price you lose money.

It's basically gambling. Chances of big profits, chances of big losses.

You can follow the bigger liquidations here: twitter.com/bitmexrekt

get out

get out

so if I buy 1 BTC right now and put a 1x leverage on it to go up, at what point do I get more BTC or alternatively lose it? Supposing it does go up, how much would I make?

refer to this

try the testnet and see for yourself. You can get fake btc and fake trade

testnet.bitmex.com/

Everything minus the losing money on shitmex. Didn't know that sleep deprivation euphoria was a thing, but it explains it, fuck.

im almost to the sleep deprivation stage

you're a good sort.

>"some" money

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No i got some road head last night for about 30 min then parked and fucked

This is unironically bullish af

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