Should men have masturbation rooms at work?

Women have lactation rooms to relieve themselves and to feed their children, but there is no equivalent for men.
Masturbation reduces occurrences of sexual harassment in the workplace and it helps men become more lucid, increasing productivity.

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When I own a business, I'll be sure to provide one.

That would require workplaces to see men as people with actual needs.

In short, it isn't going to happen. I'm sure women would find a way to shut it down anyway.

I just use the regular bathroom

how will this new room , different than bathroom?

this. OP is dumb

how do you masturbate while smelling urine and feces? what do you even masturbate to?

corporate toilets are well ventilated, just make sure noone is in there an do it. The fact that you shouldn't be doing it gets me off, don't need any porn or anything

>it helps men become more lucid, increasing productivity
Quite the opposite actually.

again, this

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sometimes youve gotta let go of the tension though, especially when there are 20yr old stacies in tight clothes in your face all day

I usually just fap on the toilet when I have a lot of spare time and I'm bored.

this

Don't know what shitty company you work at but our toilets are well taken care off so they rarely smell. Usually just fap to something on my phone

Piss, scat, and anal porn of course!

I used to work with a guy and he worked at IBM during the 70s. he said all the stalls in the men's room had tape on the gaps between the stall doors for this very reason. he said it was all the pajeets going in there and jerking off constantly from all the stress

Yes, and women could voluntarily drop off their panties in an anonymous lockbox to help the men get off better. They'd need to be at least a 7/10 though.

Why not using the toilet? I mean, not like it would be something new.

Are you the user who keeps pissing in the sink?

There's a certain trap that men fall into when faced with ridiculous and unearned female privileges - that trap is trying to extend those privileges to men as well, or to appeal to the absurd double standards inherent with them to try and extinguish them. "Why shouldn't women open doors for men?", etc.

This doesn't work. The optics of it are contemptibly weak, it's effectively Nietzsche's slave morality in action.

WTF is this degenerate shit?

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>our toilets are well taken care off so they rarely smell
>not having a ton of people coming in and out of the bathroom all the time to squirt out their disgusting non-American lunches and stink up the place
Your company is not diverse enough and will be dead within the next year

What third world office are you fucking working in? The office I work at smells like flowers and hand-sanitizer.

>Equating laction rooms which exist so women can produce food for their babies along with stopping engorgement which actually causes pain to needing to rub one out

Your penis doesn't hurt because you didn't masturbate in the last 6 hours and you probably aren't storing your semen to feed to someone

Why can't women use the regular bathroom to lactate?

>Using a bathroom to expel milk that you're going to feed to your child

>I'm not storing semen to feed someone
You should probably fact check with your mom about that.

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But I've never been to reddit

Can't the two be combined?
Fap to lactating women and feed them ?

We should have blowjob rooms where we can get off and at the same time feed a woman some protein.

yes, i want to be forced to higher women when women have to take constant breaks to squirt milk from their titties

yes i should have to pay for this for the sake of equality, even when they produce unequal work

wow wow wow wow wow wow wow its

so

fucking
epic

missing the forest for the trees because youre a disgusting fuckstupid brainwashed redditor

This guy fucks.

This shit is why birth rates are so low.

>Your penis doesn't hurt
thats where you are wrong, I have a very big penis and I get constant erections throughout the day, the pants are limiting my boner and it can be somewhat painful to endure this.
it also limits my concentration on work matters so I can't work efficient, because pain and erection are distracting me a lot.
I can't even leave my desk because as soon as I get up from my chair my boner is visible from miles away and this could be interpreted as sexual harassment by the useless cunts that "work" in the same office.

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Imagine being this triggered by breastfeeding.

Lmao low test

I'm storing my semen to feed it to your dad, faggot.

It would be nice to have a sauna at work where we can all masturbate together, relax, and talk about smart contracts and how Chainlink solves the oracle problem.

>Breastfeeding
>Degenerate

ooh that got hurt

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nigger just go to the bathroom and pull up xvideos on your phone cmon