How do I get a girlfriend Jow Forums?

How do I get a girlfriend Jow Forums?

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you won't, just kill yourself

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Just love yourself you pathetic piece of trash.

Go to any porn site and click on any of the ads saying that there are girls near you who want to fuck...

you are too ugly and/or mentally ill to get one. normal looking people don’t have to ask this question because it just falls into their lap by default.

just kys f a m

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Just be yourself

go to the gym every fucking day. get ripped. buy some fancy clothes. go to the club. talk to every single girl in the club.

the biz way

i hate this kind of advice more than the "just be yourself"

hurr durr just get fit breh xDDDDDD

t. lanklet

just because you have weak power of will doesn't mean it ain't workin'

autism at it's finest

Get a boyfriend instead. It's what I did and they are an appreciating asset, instead of a depreciating one. You just have to make sure that your potential bf isn't an absolute fucking faggot

my method to get sex, personally, is this
find out their fathers name
say that's your name
>instant spark

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>find out their fathers name
>say that's your name
only works on blind chicks btw

Be someone worth being with

Start by going outside

go to the girlfriend store and buy one

just bee yourself :)

I have a girlfriend and I still can't answer you buddy. Best way is probably talking to new girls you meet at some place like the gym etc, saying hi, introducing yourself, asking for their name and joking around with them for a day or two and then asking them to go for a walk or to watch a movie, get their number if they say yes and texting them once or twice a day, then telling them you like them (if they spent so much time with you, 99% chance they like you) and then going to a hotel to fuck (or your place if you don't live with your parents like me)

The most important thing is to stop seeing all women as used whores and start seeing them as Bros, also my gf was a virgin when we met (I was too) and we lost our virginity together but sex was pretty sad for the first few times because neither of us knew what to do and her pussy was so tight I could barely get my pinky finger in.

Good luck stud

You need to love yourself first because why would otherwise somebody else love you

this is illegal in my country :(

No one is selling girlfriends so this doesn't belong in Jow Forums.

use vpn...

Why? Because it demands you get off your ass and do something? Look, big muscles on a man are like big tits on a women, even if you're an autistic retard with ginger hair, a decent build will at least get you some sort of action. Unless you're some sort of cripple, there's no excuse.

Nigger