End of job interview for software development position

>end of job interview for software development position
>"so what are some of your hobbies outside of computers?"

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Make up shit you fucking retard.

It's not like they're gonna check if you actually go biking once a week and hiking once a month.

I fuck my pillow oops

>going to job interviews

Just say shit they can't verify

>I like hiking - the hills around here are beautiful aren't they?
>I also like travelling when I can, nothing like immersing yourself in unfamiliar environments and taking it all in

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I enjoy visiting my daily Sri Lankan Space Docking group online, where we discuss the intricacies of Decentralized Oracles ad nauseum.

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That's not too bad since it's work people asking about non-work. But I started going to live figure drawing classes as a hobby and new chicks there all the time ask "So what are some of your hobbies?" or "What do you like to do?" Fuck you you dumb bitch this is my hobby. It's like you need extra hobbies so you can brag about those hobbies to people who you interact with during your first hobby.

HE talks to girls, y'all.

>Oh wow, me too! That's great to hear user.
>Did you take any pictures while you were out travelling? Show us.

That's what you think, Tyrone. Black som bitch. Gonna get cha!

OH NO NO NO

> oh! I'm not really into photos, it's important to just take in the moment as it happens, you know?

man I fucking hate that, I always have canned responses for this shit.

good advice. Make sure you don't pick actual shit they might be interest in as well because they might actually ask you specific questions, or at least memorize a couple local areas related to whatever bs hobby you pick.

DRAWING BITCH, DRAWING

Kill me

What, you guys seriously don't have hobbies outside of masturbating in front of computers?

I fuck robots

my bad user, usually conversations with men are about what's going on at the moment, trying to convince each other we are normal people with normal hobbies and friends and romantic interests. I find men aren't so interested in what you do outside of what you're doing at the moment. I'd love to be into men but I'm terrified of other men's dicks.

this

it's really not a question that's out of line. you SHOULD have some hobby outside of work that you can talk about because every person needs something like that, men especially. Trust me, it doesn't take much or that much dedication to impress people and make them think at least for the moment that you are interesting. Otherwise what do you do with your time? Do you want them to assume you just surf the web and watch TV during all your free time?

Hobbies can indicate your social class and status and whether you'll fit in with your new colleagues. I found this article interesting, and maybe it will serve as a guide for what would be beneficial or detrimental to share. For the most part it's pretty obvious stuff. dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4608044/Statistics-reveal-favorite-hobbies-rich-poor.html

Television at the very bottom, kek. Makes a lot of sense.

do you honestly think they would ask such a thing? give me a break. this softball question is great. they aren't going to verify anything.

>well I've really been into breathplay pornography lately
>I have a collection of images and videos on my laptop at home
>here's something on my phone I saved from Jow Forums

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I'm actually visibly buff so I just talk about the gym.
But otherwise I'm a social spastic.

anime

I'm into murder and executions

I just love the moment they go from a walking talking human with thoughts dreams and desires to a dead lump of flesh.

this guy is a VP somewhere. listen to this user