Reminder that Bitcoin is literally alien money.
Reminder that Bitcoin is literally alien money
This isin't the first time I've heard this. Care to give me a run down on how this one came to be? Bump for exposure.
its not money at all, since nobody is using it to buy stuff
Will the Vishnu finally break out?
Checked so it must be true, how I dob’t know
the brain power required to solve the problems that were required for bitcoin to work was that of alien IQ
The theory goes that Bitcoin and PoW-based cryptocurrencies were designed by an entity interested in eventually plunging the world deep into a global warming / geopolitical crisis due to the exponentially increasing energy costs of mining.
No, that would be gold pressed latinum. Stupid monkeys.
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holy shit op how didnt i see that befor
Stop shitting on humanity's cerebral potential. You're projecting your own insecurities
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>money
BTC is a distributed ledger that operates too slowly for anyone to use it as a currency.
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>be ayy lmao in very advanced spaceship
>zip around and see planet with humans living on it
>give them the Blockchain technology and Bitcoin
>Bitcoin gives incentive to produce more energy
>ayy lmaos get back into spaceship
>time in spaceship is slow while here on earth its fast when they travel at ultra hgih speed
>ayys travel for some time and then get back to earth
>humans are now a very advanced species and the energy output of the planet is very decent
>ayy lmaos contact humans and offer them trade
>BTC/⟒⊬ ⊑⟒ ⟟ trading on all exchanges
>ayy lmaos hold the keys to the satoshi wallets and can dump on everyone and effectively hold control over the entire planet and its economy
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If humanity had any brains Bitcoin marketcap would be $trillions already
can confirm i've been visited.
Aliens?
Or.
AIiens
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Can confirm, that was me. Have your anal fissures healed yet?
i wasn't probed you dummy if that was you, you would realize you visited me due to my work with quantum vacuum flux.
>I wasn’t probed
Whatever you have to tell yourself to get to sleep at night. Me and half a dozen of my crew absolutely went to town.
What if I told you humanity is a battleground for alien DNA experimentation.
>What if I told you humanity is a battleground for alien DNA experimentation.
sounds like a good script for prometheus 3. also, i really would love to find out that the origins of humanity are that crazy. directed panspermia is a really cool idea
aliens don't have money you fucking revisionist