>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.
Thats what people said around 2600 yesterday morning lol.
Dominic Walker
Enjoy the green day bulls. Tomorrow rates will be increased again by based Powell and you will call be culled.
Ethan Sanchez
Yesterday futures started down, but not super down so people thought that it would turn. Today started up and is going up, itll probably be a correction upward in a general downward trend.
Brayden Davis
aaaaaand we are back!
Jace Allen
So you're saying the market is up and going to keep going up until it goes down?
Bentley Murphy
brilliant
Sebastian James
No, itll go up today, then back down tomorrow.
Brayden Jones
>high buying when Powell is about to announce a rate hike, government shutdown looming, and markets closing multiple times in the coming weeks Sometimes I wonder if whales do seemingly retarded moves like this to trick normies into FOMOing and provide an after hours escape route.
Nicholas Wright
Chances are that it might go up some more now and loses most of today's gains again because people are worried about the interest hike. Then it goes mighty red tomorrow again.
shit yourself and then dump it in the toilet later
Grayson Jackson
What are some good Marijuana stocks to buy while the market is low? I prefer American companies if possible. I usually do a little research on my pc at work but I can't be searching "lol dude weed" at my job.
Jack Morales
dont let me down bulls
Adam James
Acreage Holdings The largest and most diversified weed company in the US
Nolan Wood
oh jeez are we gonna spend all day dumping today too ;_;
fed meltdown. they are autists like in this thread that can only read numbers and think there is no recession because last 3 down quarters haven't completed yet to tell them. Trump is chad and can read the read market without past numbers.
David Watson
Oh fuck it's going down again.
Austin Perry
there's no way tightening will stop when it's forecasted that the economy is slowing down next year. the last 2 quarters have pretty much confirmed that. Trump is just "old man yells at cloud"
Nathaniel Cook
Ez for fed
Jackson Ortiz
I miss Grandma Yellen.
Cameron Lee
please i dont know how to read this thread
Ethan Harris
OH NO NO NO
Nathan Allen
fudging TDamericrap messed up my short >:( it reset default amount and filled .10c off
they sold your order flow, fucked your price up, and took a commish to boot. They're also Canadian and the whole Ameritrade name is misleading. You should tell them to fuck off.
Logan Wilson
>not sitting at your computer all day and watching your shorts >not selling manually >trusting automatic sellorders not gonna make it
have to trade with them because margin account with them :(
really after about of year with this firm, want to join a better prop firm that has some proprietarty execution software (also really want some long term historical data, finding sub 1 min ticks for S&P very expensive)
>_> it was manual and i was watching short for all 2 mins it was placed (that drop off from 257 most obviously short every)
would still be holding short now but once there is fuck up, am call off rest of trading day because am all emotionally flustered now
>would still be holding short now but once there is fuck up, am call off rest of trading day because am all emotionally flustered now ah that sucks, sorry for missunderstanding
Jaxson Walker
there is no justification why today is green
Julian Carter
*S&P 500 Q3 2018 BUYBACKS SURPASS $200B MARK FOR FIRST TIME EVER
Parker Jones
oh mah gawd lots of buying!
are bulls gonna be dumped on :O ???
um its ok X.X
Landon Thomas
> *S&P 500 Q3 2018 BUYBACKS SURPASS $200B MARK FOR FIRST TIME EVER
jesus christ kid is this your first day looking at the market? humans are nuts.
Anthony Wilson
Stock buybacks are in general bad thing. It means the company doesn't know what to do with all the money it has. Usually a company should spend for more growth. Also it is often the case that the buybacks are financed with debt. Now if the stock tanks after the buyback. The company is left with the debt on the balance sheet and nothing to show for it.
Jeremiah Smith
Fundamentally the spx is going to 3k next year so Who cares
Ian Hernandez
>Fundamentally the spx is going to 3k next year you keep telling yourself that > Who cares you apparently do not care about your money
Always remember an unrealized gain is a loss. Do not marry your stocks, don't catch falling knifes and please be flexible
