Is committing suicide a good investment?

Is committing suicide a good investment?

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Sadly not for your soul or i wouldn't be here RN

did it last year.

10/10 would recommend

not rly, better to keep going on, death comes anyway

It fixes all your problems, so yes

Suicide: Low risk, low reward
Living: high risk, high reward

Don't do it

nah its a pretty bad ROI

No, but synthesizing gold is, CIA Niggers :^)

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Yes
When Sayori committed suicide she gained the sympathy of millions of weebs, suicide is literally the only reason she has that many fans
If you can't become famous, become infamous

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Do the weak or the strong commit suicide.

the weak in one last pretense of strength

That was my conclusion.

this

She's hot.

Yeah of course but I dont understand why people do it, ok its solves all your problems and improves your status but who cares you are dead!!! You wont enjoy it .
Isnt it better to moneymax and looksmax instead of suicidemax?

your an npc who doesn't think

Thats my sis

Because Im against suicide ? Kek
I guess you should suicide if you think its the fucking bomb and best thing ever

It's a quick way to win the game but there won't be any profits.

You should kill yourself when life has extinguished all avenues of hope. Only you can know when the right time for death is. Don't go around being a puppet for society if you are no longer getting anything out of it.

the best one yet

The dead know only one thing OP: it is better to be alive.

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You either A
>Believe there is bearded man in the sky
Or B:
>Believe we a retarded result of getting Yahtzee one million times.

Either way, your fucked. So why not live user?

Suicide doesn't count as winning in this game, you have to play to the finish. Just stick it through and find something to do.

i guess sometimes the game glitch so bad that the only way you become unstuck is to kill yourself

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ironically will be doing this soon, leaving everything i have in crypto to my family in case it goes somewhere

same. would have liked to have had some kids first but meh such is life i suppose. got my dead man's switch set to every 60 days before it sends all my passwords to my senpai and ex

Can I have her #

Sandbox games are impossible to truly win though.

insurance guy here
It can be for your loved ones, if you sign a life insurance and kill yourself after more than one year the insurance won't be void as it is assumed that nobody can remain suicidal for that long. That is the intent didn't exist when you signedup. Look it up in your local jurisdiction.

only If you livestream. You become a fucking legend.

If you do kys, livestream it like that kid on Jow Forums, but if your like that dude last night saying he lived in his car and was going to jump off a building, that’s a faggy way to do it because we didn’t see it(though I’m certain it was a larp)

pretty sure owning more than a half of the game world counts as winning