>Heyyy user, sit down. Let's talk ;)
Heyyy user, sit down. Let's talk ;)
>i'm killing myself, can't talk
>come to me, it's comfier on the sofa
I dont like bar chairs, I'm a manlet and it's hard to climb on them.
>Gets nervous because it's eoy and internet money didn't save him from being poor
>lifts leg up
>farts
Wassup b?
sorry im busy, hey barkeep gimme a pint
>hihihi, you've got your own lounge reserved?
>What's that tickling? Are you alright user?
>Eww, you're gross.
>Yeah, whatever.
Go away midget lol
> fat
> short
fuck off go film your shit somewhere else
>hihihi, you've got your own lounge reserved?
You're dressed up lass, hop on in. That's a formal invitation.
gtf away from me you disgusting roastie, Im married.
Thanks Stacy. I'm glad you could make it.
Listen, I'll get right to the point. I hired you on with the expectation that you'd get up to speed fairly quickly. But it's been 6 months and your numbers are still the lowest in the team.
I'm going to have to let you go.
anxiety shivers immediately shoot down spine
neck starts quivering uncontrollably, leading to visible shakes
Oh that's alright user, job was shit anyway
>leaves on the same day leaving you to clean up her mess
>starts selling financial domination videos aka making four times your money by being paid to command perverts to pay her
>sit down and look deep into her eyes
>let me tell you about the jews.
Kek
This is the only correct answer. You would be surprised at how easy is to redpill roasties if you are attractive. Link $1000 EOY btw
Why dont u do nude scense anymore and why did u get so fat?
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