>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
>All my savings in the stock market are going down >Cannot get a good job for the life of me >Guns are being taken away >Illegal aliens keep coming over >The world keeps getting gayer and gayer as progressives try to push transgenderism >You can't speak out against this >TFW you were born to witness the final victory of the Kike >everyone around you acts like this is normal and great
Technological theocracy is the best outcome for humanity and you know it bitch
Oliver Collins
>Cannot get a good job for the life of me job market is kill due to low growth
>Guns are being taken away in muricah >Illegal aliens keep coming over and more to come if not stop africa has hundred million seeking to move out
>The world keeps getting gayer and gayer as progressives try to push transgenderism
trans people have body dysphoria. physically speaking, brains of trans are more like the opposite sex of their biological body thus people must not judge. unlike gays some of trans are gay some straight.
FACT: Bears have no natural predators FACT: Bears can live in any climate and thrive FACT: Bears can kill any other animal in a fight FACT: That includes killing your portfolio bullcucks.
Camden Kelly
i started investing this year buying QQQ and SPY every month, got $10k in this shit right now, if we go full recession and i get to buy cheapies for 18 months...i might retire in under a decade lmao
this is so great everything tanking as we get to buy, just buy the dips buy the recessions buy buy buy
Jose Richardson
Equities are no different than buying and selling baseball cards. They're vaguely related to things in the real world yet they don't actually do anything. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.
Camden Ramirez
where can one see non-delayed VIX price?
Nathan Collins
>Why does no major mutual fund use this method if it consistently outperforms the market?
Brandon Evans
your sacrifice will be remembered as if you were Aires's victim (shes the murder wifu in picture)
pro weed swing tip for the day: Buy Canopy if it goes to low-mid $38 (CAN) and put a stop loss at mid $37. Most likely you will snag it near bottom and get a fairly easy 10% return on the bounce even if it just returns to the same consolidation mode. Your risk on the trade is about 5%.
Liam Morales
At least it'll be priced-in for tomorrow's rate hike, right?
if you are healthy, its actually very painful for freeze to death some people say its worse than burning to death freeze victims are often found to do crazy things to find refuge from the pain
still .25c to go before new yearly low on SPY what a time for be alive
owning equities gives you vote in the operations of powerful corporations and semi-stable source of income in the form of dividends baseball cards are just like, tulips, ya know?
Bentley Cooper
waiting for Friday, when my memefolio gets liquidated and I can become an hero.
Jayden Martin
Is that where you worship toilets and shit in the streets
Christian Gray
Because most mutual funds don't beat the market, and are really just a scam designed to earn fees.
Owen Nelson
So when do we hit bottom? January?
Joseph Roberts
>At least it'll be priced-in for tomorrow's rate hike, right?
The December hike, likely yes. However hawkish guidance from the Fed tomorrow is not priced in. If Powell says December hike + 3 more in 2019, we're nose diving for sure.
Leo Collins
INTPLANT CIV.
How is this even up fro debate
Benjamin Johnson
This. It's literally a distraction for "muh safe" investor types. People who are brainlets and cant pick a stock.
John Taylor
Does it? Don't they?
Matthew Cox
>If Powell says December hike + 3 more no way he does that
Bentley Cook
>Be pajeet technocracy >spy on the populace with advanced call centers >scam various space colonizer retirees >geothermally heated shitting streets >AI robot rape squads >social media designed to show bobs and vageen >constant nuclear bombardment of Pakistan wtf I love pajeet now
Matthew Green
get fucked bulls
Noah Morris
>no way he does that
Agreed. Just hypothetical. I think it's all about the 2019 projection right now, whatever it happens to be.
Joshua Bell
POWER HOUR LETS GO
Nathan Diaz
He’ll do what he wants
Jose Martinez
They still have to compete for customers
Carter Wilson
Thank you! you too!
Robert Gomez
before freezing to death people often feel immense warmth. this is often witnessed in places like mount everest where people dying in severe hypothermia start to undress at freezing temperatures. there was a miracle survivor who survived unconcious over the night in storm at the top mt everest(cleared as dead as they come) and at morning sun rise was found half undressed sitting on the cliff and saved
Suicide. We're quickly moving into a world where even if you manage to make it rich the government and corporations will attempt to take away your earnings if you say something hateful like, "Trannies aren't real women."
Daniel Allen
it's not the floor, you don't have to scream
Easton Fisher
-_- people undress because they feel like they are on fire
your reciting some childrens book farrytale
Wyatt Walker
What if I'm smart enough only to voice my opinions on anonymous Ponzi enthusiast forums?
John Cook
>Stocks aren't savings >You're not applying enough >Good, fuck your cock compensators >Doesn't affect you >Nobody is forcing people to be transgender >You're speaking out right now >You're right, multiculturalism and the minorities protected by it will thrive well beyond your trash ideas >Everyone who isn't a failure enjoys progress
Wow, that looks cold. I hope she'll be okay. Maybe this is just some kind of prank or temporary punishment, instead of her trying to kill her.
Brandon Thompson
Please, God damnit, I can't hear you without that brown cock in your mouth. You're going to have to take it out or at least speak up.
Adrian Allen
Just type in [VIX] on your Bloomberg terminal.
Dylan Richardson
based dutch tulips
Easton James
-35% 6 digits
Levi Flores
It's less catchy, but dividends are a much better friend if you take advantage of compounding interest through DRIP Without DRIP I wouldn't bother collecting dividend friends
Benjamin Rodriguez
mwhaha nope she's was turned into a popsickle
Jason Rodriguez
went from 4 to 3 digits
Jack Long
>tw mixed race bisexual >tfw portfolio is composed entirely of noncyclicals
yes the feeling of warmth is body's last resort before death. the miracle story is true, lincoln hall wass the only over the night survivor, no oxygen or anything left for dead cause snow blindness and mountain madness :D
To shut down the loss of heat from the extremities, the body induces vasoconstriction, the reflexive contraction of blood vessels.
>Over time, however, the muscles necessary for inducing vasoconstriction become exhausted and fail, causing warm blood to rush from the core to the extremities. This results in a kind of "hot flash" that makes victims of severe hypothermia — who are already confused and disoriented — feel as though they're burning up, so they remove their clothes, researchers have concluded.
I'ma self immolate to protest this shit, but because I'm too busy to do it my self I'll just pay some illegal 20 bucks to carry out the protest for me.
Isaiah Harris
I wish I was lucky enough to be on a hitlist because of what my ancestors thousands of years ago "maybe" did.
Tyler Green
but user I'm not selling [spoiler]I've already sold[/spoiler]
Adam Martin
all I care about is how far I am from my principal my all time peak was +20% on September 20th
