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Mason Kelly
Not a bad deal honestly. California's housing policies are starting to shape up. It has market value at that price, as they run CMA's and see what previous properties have sold for. There is nothing wrong with housing prices. It's expensive to live on your own. But a fucking zoomer like you won't have to worry about that because you'll eternally live in your Mother's basement. Get a job and start saving.
Jacob Jones
HAHAHAHAHA
Luke Fisher
Your retarded.
Evan Baker
This looks like it's in the ghetto.
Ryan Jenkins
kek I thought London was fucking nuts, but at least you get some kind of structure with solid walls for ur 1.5mil
Xavier Foster
>Thinks 1.5mil for a shed is a good deal
wew' lads
Gabriel Martinez
are you fucking retarded? why would you ever pay 1,5 mil. for a house that's this fucking small and is made up of terrible materials.
Shitty outer layer too (not durable). Roof is flat so it is prone to rotting. Don't even get me started on the state that it's already in.
>that one retard who thinks he knows about real estate
do me a favor and off yourself
Sebastian Jones
Hey you can always rent a beautiful basement monthly.
I remember a time when a million could buy you a mansion in Beverly hills.
Dominic Bennett
>being this delusional
Dylan Bell
burgers are fucking insane for 1.5M you can get architectural masterpieces in Europe
Logan Lee
This is your neighbor across the street.
Brody Hernandez
where?
Levi Howard
thank god this bubble will burst soon
Cameron Roberts
That cheap Home Depot aluminum door and no dual pane windows. Top fucking kek.
Wyatt Morgan
>1 and a half milly on dis garden shed..
Thomas Wright
You gotta love how “luxury real estate” is always fitted with literally the cheapest shit you can get at Home Depot.
Ryan Thomas
pretty much everywhere
Blake Clark
Dropping 1.5 million on substandard shit is a luxury.
Leo Cooper
gee i wonder who could be behind this post
Ryan Evans
RE agent here.
Congrats on understanding CMA's, you're right, but I think a person is honestly insane for paying this. For 1.5 mil in another city you could own a mansion, near better amenities, food, and people. San Francisco is used as a warning in the RE community.
Jonathan Sanders
you are paying for the property you stupid fucking piece of shit. Supply and demand.
Ian Hughes
housing should unironically not be a tool for rent seeking, it's a basic human right.
this totally shows whats wrong with shithole capitalist america
inb4 capitalist bootlickers
Easton Edwards
real nigga barbeque
Matthew Lee
....ironic.
Robert Reed
dude its a fucking dump
Grayson Wilson
>1 post by this ID
Samuel Reed
Fucking brainwashed
Jason Rivera
id pay up to 100k for that cuck shed
Aaron Young
Because the average income in the area is 200k+
Matthew Robinson
this looks like trailer park+
Isaac Thomas
That's a jetski parked in front of it. Definitely no niggin going on.
Caleb Harris
Chainlink fence = garbage tier neighborhood
Blake Gutierrez
Fake
Connor Torres
Can someone please explain why people buy houses in the first place to begin with?
For $1,5 million you could just live like a king for 83 years paying $1500 in rent. I don't fucking get it.
Jeremiah Bailey
U didn't capitilize you're "i" !!!!!!!!
Aiden Cooper
LOL who the fuck paves their front yard? This has got to be a retarded Indio.
Wyatt Wilson
It's real listing.
Nathaniel Ross
for something that small why have grass to cut, and besides the permanent jetski lawn ornament would kill any grass anyway and look even shittier
Henry Davis
It's for people who want to say they have a yard but don't want to take care of or do anything with it.
Jason Parker
OP is probably larping
Nevertheless what the fuck is wrong with those burger "architects" ?
This could be worth more than 500k if it wasn't such an abomination
Aaron Davis
>meanwhile
Michael Sanders
>tfw when you're stuck in california and can't fucking move
fuck this state i want OUT OUT OUT
Ayden Sanders
>you will never be rich enough to own a house in america
Dylan Cruz
Austin Morris
Where the fuck is Tracy?
Why would anyone buy an existing structure when you can buy dirt and build a non boomer box on it?
Buying something like this but in Newport or Laguna after the singularity.
Chase Wright
>newport
>laguna
>not santa barbara master race
Gabriel Thomas
tracy is in central california, aka redneckville
Luis Powell
From OC. Not leaving. If I left Santa Barbara would be on the list.
Camden Wright
>Quick search on this price range on my contry/area
i cant even imagine the burgers just levels
William Campbell
Ok sir, no boomerbox...allright.
Let me present to you this vibrant estate.
Estimated at 1 mill but now on sale for only 850k.
Very good opportunity sir.
Caleb Adams
>spics
Kayden Thomas
we /3rdworld/ now
John Wood
visitacion is the boringest place to live in sf
Wyatt Jones
It's real you retards
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John Martin
i like this cozy little apartment in san fran
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Anthony Clark
Brandon Stewart
t. boomer
Gavin Harris
Totally fucking agree.
Jackson Butler
Joseph Sullivan
HONEY! STOP THE CAR!
Josiah James
I’m a Realtor, you’re fucking nuts. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get deals with property prices so fucking inflated? What are you smoking where you think 1.5ml for a house with the front door and back door on the same hinge is appropriately priced? You are the fucking reason we have this issue to begin with. You sold this country out to the Jews for personal gain. I hate you. Your generation cannot die quick enough. We won’t make the same mistakes and we’ll get the Jew degeneracy out of this country. Fuck off.
Joshua Wright
The neighborhood isn't good either.
Caleb Watson
> Not knowing Spain is actually in Europe
God bless Murrica
John Price
its still full of spics, jose
Hunter Parker
We hodl magic coins, boomers and chinks literally hodl real estate. Many posh london flats are left vacant.
You don't buy cuckshed for 500k okay bucko, go live in the street.
Carter Morgan
*doubles your interest payment*
heh...nothin' personal
Alexander Hernandez
Everything south of madrid is not spain.
Tyler Diaz
Spain is whiter than any Muttland state.
Joseph Walker
>mfw I own a 2400 sq ft house with no mortgage at the age of 22
Cameron Williams
Imagine paying 1.5 million for a fucking box
Hunter Lee
That's an apartment building, you fucking retard.
Mason Brown
>CA desert
>2700ft^2 3bd3br
>$500k
>no mort
>tfw not enough equity to move to a nicer part of CA
Jack Cook
It's in the Bay Area. Basically the capital of the Western United States.
Adam Murphy
please explain why all the cars in the neighborhood are something a plimber or nurse would be driving
Blake Baker
>tfw my neighbors are literate
Eli Myers
thats actually not very ugly, it doesnt have much garbage sticking out
Joshua White
List price is the wish price. Let's see it sell for that.
Prices are starting to drop, across the bay. This is someone trying to get one last flip in, before the prices plummet.
And, it's been on the market for two months. This close to SF and Silicon Valley, and some Facebook millionaire didn't snap it up?
Yeah, wish price.
Hudson Peterson
>dark hair, dark skin and brown eyes
>whiter than the US
sure thing moor rape baby
Jack Morris
> it's a basic human right
It's not a human right to live where you please user
These houses are expensive because of their location. If you don't like it, go to a different location ffs
Ryan Perry
this is why based God burns California with fires. When will you kikes learn.
Liam Allen
>THEY AINT MAKIN ANY MORE LAND SON
>I DONT WANT THEM NIGGERS MAKIN A RACKET NEXT DOOR
>I CAN KNOCK DOWN WHATEVER WALLS I WANT NO PROBLEM
>JUST GOTTA PUT IN A LITTLE SWEAT EQUITY YEP CRACK SIP
Nolan Lee
>pay 1.5mil
>live 12 minutes from 175k/yr work
Or
>pay 1500$ rent
>spend 45 minutes every morning and 35 minutes every evening to get to your 175k/yr job
Eli Thompson
My neighbors are two white families with children
Nathan Barnes
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>1 post by this ID
I won't even give it a (you)
Nathaniel Lewis
RE Broker here. Not only that but if you sell if too quickly (under 5 years) the government bends you over (non citizens only)
Kevin Ross
More like
>pay 1.5 mil
>have a 175k/yr job
Or
>pay 1500$ rent
>live in bumfuck flyoverland and earn 30k a year
Jordan Hughes
Not to mention mortgages are almost impossible for non citizens as well
Julian Morris
$1500 in rent vs $5800 in a mortgage. Considering his time is worth roughly $85 per hour at 175k and assuming a 2 hour total commute per day it's still cheaper to not pay almost 6k per month for a shit hole house.
Ryder Jenkins
cheap. butfuck no where in sydney costs the same just for the land
Anthony Ramirez
I close on mine before New Years. Pretty happy with it.
Liam Taylor
>economy starts to grow
>people start moving in en masse and make rent super expensive.
I hate American housing so much
Daniel James
THIS IS HOW I KNOW THE HOUSING BUBBLE IS ABOUT TO POP LOL
SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS 1K/M IN MY AREA LOOOOOOOOL
Tyler Sanders
You really think rent remains the same for 83 years? Rents rise at a much faster rate than property taxes. Better hope that there's never going to be an economic boom in your area because your landlord is going to raise the rent from $1500/month to $5k a month.
Josiah Gray
>bum fuck flyover
>1500 rent
That isnt possible. Pic related. And Tampa is pretty fucking big
Brody Taylor
>muh bitcorn bubble
This shit is going to buttfuck everything so hard 2008 would look like childsplay.
Hunter Wood
You're*
Jordan Hall
Can't wait for the fed to completely destroy the housing market. Fuck these boomer shits.
Hunter Williams
AUD is a lot weaker than USD
Parker Moore
Fag boi, buy land and a prefab house. Have a well, drain feild for septic and geothermal system and you're set. About $250k even for a 2.5k sqft job.