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This is our chance to displace the boomer
Buying my puts tomorrow, wish me luck bois.
LOL you think (((them))) and the boomer are the same. The most you are going to get is to enjoy some weeb boomer tears. Any monetary spoils will be vacuumed up by (((them))) and boomers who actually made it unless it came in the form of a fucking redundancy package.
How do we defeat (((them)))?
This crash is so fucking hyped up at this point I wouldn't be surprised if it just didn't happen.
semen retention and sexual alchemy
The eternal boomer is as much as we can hope for
I’m waiting for it to actually fucking happen instead of “it’s gonna happen guys!”
I’m fully ready to buy low.
the only way the (((fed))) can stave it off is by abandoning its rate hikes, and even that won't be enough if it doesn't do it fast.
Unironically buying bitcoin.
Or.. we realize it has to happen, because the Fed kept rates so low for so long, that everything is completely over valued.
If the Fed doesn't hike rates than it has ZERO tools to combat the next crash.
long micron 4x leverage when it reaches 29 USD.
Shorting the entire way down
>defeating (((them)))
not possible. options are KMS and don't play, or somehow get on the winning team
Is this a joke? (((They))) already control bitcoin.
We need a new system.
HOW THE FUCK DO I PROFIT FROM THIS SHIT!!!!!!
Will not work, bitcoin is merely a cash system, what (((they))) have in place are literally wealth transfer systems, it doesn't matter if the cash was considered as fiat, rocks, or bitcoins, their systems work the same to funnel it to their banks, caves or trezors.
long armenians
short the market.
leveraged Inverse ETF's like SQQQ and EPV are a nooby option.
No semen retention and nuclear alchemy
Get your twisty cameras is ready for intense shots of stressed businessmen.
NY Times? LOL. No.
Correction? Yep. And needed. The free money days from the Fed are over. Trump showed his true colors, he wants the "muh stock price" to keep being a generator of wealth, but he can't kick that can down the road anymore.
Crisis? Probably not. I don't see it. But I see the rocket ride on the stock market being over. Time to get back to fundamentals. Is Apple really worth that much a share? We're gonna find out.
If you have a job, you'll be okay. If you day trade...well, you better know your shit. If you're a NEET, you're fucked anyway.
The people who are truly fucked are the retired, who rely on income from 401ks. I don't think we'll see a drop like 2008, but there's gonna be a drop. And they get less money each month. Looks like mom and granny don't get to go on cruises and live in 18000sqf houses alone or with their spouses, they may have to live in in-law units or apartments now.
This is the shit that needed to happen between 2008 and 2010. Bush and Obama kicked it down the road, and that road ended. For once, the Fed is right. Free money is over. They're cutting the addict off from their dealers, and the market is responding on cue.
It's gonna be a bumpy ride. If you have a 401k or investments, time to move some shit around, and don't look at your balances for about, oh, 6 to 8 months.
Step 1: Create a MEW address or Install Metamask. I recommend using the Chrome Version.
Step 2: Go to multomox.com since they're the ones running the Crypto.com MCO Bounty Program
Step 3: Make sure ETH is available in your MEW/Metamask account. You can Exploit the Multomox TOS by using multiple Metamask accounts. I'll explain in a moment
Step 4: Participate in the Multomox bounty and when you receive your MCO, sell them ASAP on any exchange. Sell MCO for ETH.
Step 5: Send your ETH to A NEWLY GENERATED ETH ADDRESS. Multomox only lets you participate once UNLESS you use a new ETH address.
Step 6: Participate in the Multomox Bounty again, and repeat steps 4 and 5 until all 500,000 MCO are taken.
There's approx 358,000 MCO left as of 4PM EST. Take advantage quick if you want to survive.
This is a rare opportunity to live out your NEET dreams.
TAKE ADVANTAGE AS LONG AS THE MULTOMOX BOUNTY IS HAPPENING.
This.
When your dealer says "Yeah, you're doing too much blow, bro, you need to dry out", you have a problem.
That's the Fed, today.
Fuck off, pajeet.
unfortunately this
The time to short was in October. All of the faggots in SMG were boasting about their massive gains from TQQQ.
If the market can retrace to Feb 2016 levels, we can all make a lot of money if we leverage short in the start of 2019.
Dont do it now, the suckers are going to buy the dip. Brexit is coming.
if you're going to scam people, you should at least make an attempt
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Fucking Obama. Of course his economy throws the USA off a cliff.
lol can't wait for the tech boom to implode now that free money isn't a thing anymore.
>Fucking guy on the other team how dare he ruin my life. Better keep on voting for my team.
Have money invested in countries/currencies that weren't affected in the 2008 market crash. In that crash I doubled my money overnight.
Liquidated my 401k before the market started to tank. Now have it all in to crypto. Bring it fucking on, boomer stocks die while I ride the crypto zoomer future.
Looks like Ron Paul is right as usual.
It's happening and that's a good thing. And here's why. In the most epic way possible.
>Liquidated my 401k before the market started to tank. Now have it all in to crypto.
Yep. All in shitcoins, ready to be JUSTed even harder than ever. Bring it Juden....
Good job idiot now you paid probably 40% into taxes. No way your 401k was gonna crash more than 40% during the next recession
Make the Holocaust really happen
Pretty much this. Real crashes happen over night with people jumping out of buildings. This recession is a larp.
Try again sweetie.
I'm a big proponent of gold but I'm interested to see why these bitcoiners think bitcoin is a better asset i found this discord has a lot of info if you guys wanna check it out fDFgBj
Google the Tibetan 6th Rite. Can only be done by men. It transmutes your sexual energy into your being and amplified you. I’ve done it. It works. But it really requires serious serious discipline and I am not understating. The effects are immediate and you walk with purpose.
is it bad that I want Austin's tech economy to get hit hard? maybe flush out some of these tech fags ruining central texas?
Wonder how bitcoin will be affected.
Nah I feel the same way. Can't wait for these "code artisans" to get thrown out on the street. Fuck all of them and fuck all the FAANG shits.
absolutely....mostly in cash since late last week
y tho? just pick up gbtc when it is in the $3-ish range again and hold till feb or so, then sell when we bounce off 5k
Serious crises only happen when no one is expecting.
>keep raising rates and burst the bubble
>leave rates and get stagflation
>reduce rates and get inflation
i know what im expecting
Why the fuck are they doing this now? Don't they care about Trump and the 2020 election? What the fuck?