Hey guys. I’m currently looking for a way to make money online. I’m new to PayPal and EBay and such...

Hey guys. I’m currently looking for a way to make money online. I’m new to PayPal and EBay and such, and I’m just looking for a way to get some cash in my account. I’m too young to go get a job. Bite me.

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unless you're literally 12 you're not too young to get a job

you're not going to make shit doing anything online, everything is just there to profit off your info

wash dishes work at mcdonald

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I’m a Britfag, I’m 15. Try to get a job here and people throw a fit.

underage b&

Shit HE KNOWS

First this is an 18+ site. Second you little gutter trash, I had a job doing a paper round when I was 12 and then washed pots until I was 16 and could get a real job. Stop making excuses, put on a suit and find a job. But that's too hard for you fucking millenials isn't it, you just want to sit at home and play games getting handouts from Internet money. You make me sick.

wait a year and it will get easier, you're still legally allowed to work but only on weekends and for 10 hours or so

but the bottom line is that as of now there's no realistic way to make money online, anybody who tells you "lol use swagbuxx!!!!" is basically retarded

if you're desperate, level LoL accounts or WoW accounts and sell that shit. you can get 10-20 for a level 20 ish league account

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nobody is going to pay a 12 year old fuckhead to lose their mail for them in 2018, world doesn't work that anymore you geriatric cunt

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Lmao, this cuck’s getting pissed with someone because the Britfag government flips their shit when they see anyone below the age of 30 with a job because “durrr them damn millennials got it so easy.” Stop getting your panties in a bunch, I’ve tried doing what you suggest, and I’m not after handouts, I’m after work.

You are too young to talk stuff like that. At your age you should be doing other stuff than sitting on this board. Your brain is not developed yet to understand the implications you are getting into.

Come back when you are 18. Go have a beer with your friends and hookup with chicks. Jesus christ thats what we oldies did. Wtf are you sitting here talking about making money. Let me teach you one thing lil kid. MONEY MAKES MONEY so if you have 0 money you dont make money.

Careful user, one time I jokingly said something along the lines of "I turn 18 soon", and I got a 30-day ban

>boomer privilege
lmao no kid today can afford beer, you're lucky if you have a fucking bike and can travel

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Thanks for some legitimate advice. I’ll give it a shot with League or WoW accounts, but I’m new to both games. You got any decent ideas for stuff to sell online? I have clothes, some trinkety shit (piece of a WWI shell, a small steam engine I made on our lathe) but not much else except books.

Wtf are you also underage?

When i was younger we did all kinds of crazy shit. We stole booze, we made our own booze had great times. Call me a boomer i dont care but wtf are you sitting here. You should be hookuping with girls at that age and experiencing sex for the first time. Again i want to rephrase if you have 0 money you wont make any money. When you get a job with a salary where you can put 1k$ AT LEAST each month on the side to throw at stocks, crypto or make a business then we can talk.

So what are you going to do? Buy chinese goods for 1$ a piece and sell for 2$? Kek good luck with that.

Little dipshit. If you want money go out and EARN IT. Fucking mow lawns or shit like that. Don't come into a piece of crap image board asking for advice expecting an easy ride.

Respectfully, man, I know I shouldn’t be focusing on stuff like this, but I’ve gotta get by somehow. As you said, if I wanna be able to have fun, I need to have money in my pocket. That’s what it takes nowadays anyway.

>go out and mow lawns
>in fucking Britain

Yes but let me tell you something i was the same like you when i was young. I also thought about making money etc but the older i got the more i realized that to make money, you need money. Its a fucking waste of time if you cant pull 1k$ each month to invest in things. Im telling you from personal experience. You should be experiencing the world right now and gathering as much knowledge as you can. I dont know, start a proficiency and learn it. When you hit 18 you are going to be way ahead from your peers and can get a job at 1k$ a month easily. Then you can start pulling 200$ - 1000$ aside (if you live with your parents) and start investing. Your 100$ investments or what ever are just wasteful. Using that money to experience the world is going to land you more than sitting at home, playing vidya and expecting us to help you. There is no help to give. If you have no INCOME there is no way to make money.

Not gonna lie to you, man, but I’ve stated this before, several times in this very thread...

...I ain’t looking for free fucking handouts. Use those two brain cells of yours before you start smashing paragraphs out of your poor keyboard again.

as if it's that easy to get a job. I've sent out 100s of applications, got a single job, saved everything, fell through, back in the cycle.
>mow lawns
nobody is going to pay a little shit to ruin their fucking lawn for them, lawncare is dirt cheap for a professional to do it.

Don't sell your shit, especially sentimental stuff. You'll get very little and lose a whole lot. I get you're probably trying to make holiday money, but there's always next year which will likely be way more productive for you at 16. Something I used to do when I was younger with my dad was build kennels out of pipes and chainlink fence we'd salvage and sell it for 50-100$ each, very simple to do, takes a day of work at most. Just gotta get lucky with demand.

If you're trying to make quick money through unconventional means you just have to look at your surroundings and use whatever's there. It's too personal for me or anybody else on this site to say what could work for you.

Good luck. I've been in your shoes, a lot of people have.

Typical millenials. Give help, if the millenial doesnt like it, starts raging. Keep up the good work mate! You are def. going to make it in life!

Yeah that's why there's a whole fucking sector of employment called gardening idiot. Why do young people these days not want to get their hands dirty. People want services. They want their windows polished, their cars cleaned and their hegdes cut. In the autumn and winter their fucking drives swept. But no it's all "how do I make Internet moneyz and still spend 12hrs a day playing fortnight?"

if he's 15 he's not even a millenial, tard

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If you send 100 applications and you get 1 accepted job then you should maybe look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what YOU are doing wrong. The last job i got was just to get a better contract, i did 6 phonecalls and landed 3 offers. Maybe its something you are doing wrong.

Continue the rage, i am having a blast! Totally unrelated argument to the topic itself. Again shows immaturity.

>Be me
>Boomer, monster in hand
>see person younger than me genuinely asking for help
>decide to kindly respond by being a prick, giving outdated and invalid advice, and insulting them
>they call me out for it
>”GOOD JOB MATE UR DEF GONNA MAKE IT IN LIFE”

Look at your own perspective. Easy to say it's easy when you're several years in and have experience that can be marketed. Entry level jobs will gladly take people who are immensely overqualified and deny the rest. Self perpetuating cycle.

>decide to kindly respond by being a prick, giving outdated and invalid advice, and insulting them

How am i prick? I just told you what to do youngster. I said start learning a proficiency!

Holy shit i know your mousebrain just exploded. YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!! OMFG and ITS NOT VIDYA. You see, thats the problem you are too young to understand how to make money. I literally just gave you advice which you didnt like. Also outdated advice? What the fuck does that mean, you are fucking 15.

Have you even lived in the UK? You ask people to do gardening, they’ll get a fucking ASBO on you. There’s a reason I’m here, jackass: there’s no real other options.

Outdated.
Adjective.
Out of date, invalid from age.


Ironic

Let me tell you something, nothing is easy. I could write a fucking novel here how to get a job but im really not in the mood to type it.

TLDR: Confidence, skillset and desire are the keys to getting a job offer. You could literally land jobs just by being confident and showing courage. Have you ever called a CEO or manager of a company? I assume not. You call the usual HR brainless woman and ask for a job. Thats not what a confident man does. You call the CEO, tell him i want to make profit for you, sell them a fucking story and they will offer you it.

Yeah my entire life. What does my father do? Landscape gardening designing and building bespoke gardens. Makes 40k a year, not bad for mowing lawns. According to you though no one wants that service in the UK

>ebay and paypal
kill urself. its not 2005 nigger

Again unrelated to the argument. Is this a new thing?

Argument 1.
Answer 1.
Doesnt like answer.
Start talking about totally unrelated subject.

Shows what a fucking moron you are kek.

I never said someone wants that service. Matter of fact I was making a joke about how most lawns in the UK are dogshit. Plus, this is your dad, he’s likely been in the business for decades, and please read the posts above because I don’t feel like typing out the same shit again.

>Plus, this is your dad, he’s likely been in the business for decades, and please read the posts above because I don’t feel like typing out the same shit again.

Excuse 1. its easy because your dad has been in the business so long.
Excuse 2. i dont feel like typing out the same shit again.

Hmm i smell lazyness user. Thats your problem. Are you overweight may i ask?