Would you rather

I'm actually doing this to get away from my current girl and ever having a girlfriend again

I take the money

>depreciating
Not if you make a porno every day for three years after getting together with her and then release premium fetish videos to subscribers every month until you die.

jesus christ you guys are fags. do you understand the life you can have with 5 mill? Women throw themselves at you. You could fuck dozens of women as hot as this. Even if you're a complete ugly sperg with no social skills you could fly to south america and fuck 10/10 high class prostitutes for a few hundred bucks a pop.

5 Milli.

I already have a girlfriend.

true /biz here

I would use mammarios connections to become a movie star

Kek

>5 years and 50 more pounds later.

Yeah I make a solid 6 figs and should be getting equity in the company we’ve built the last 4 years when we go public. Even if not, I’ve also got crypto investments among others. I’ll take the love. A guarantee to never love another? That puts this offer above all else.

Given she's unable to love anybody else, I would whore the shit out of her. I bet with a good business plan you could earn even more than the original 5. Milk the greens from that pussy

take the girl i can make 5 mill i cant get a girlfriend

Goddamn she’s fucking beautiful. I’ll take though

based and redpilled

money
would trade this bitch my wife and my mistress for 5 mill

The money. Fuck that dumb bitch.

Take the money though*

Bitch is a depreciating asset and a liability. With 5 million you can make more millions.

What’s it like having sex with her, serious question?

I've had plenty of girls where they love me, but I don't love them. It's not fun at all. $5M please

money can get you hookers and gold niggers not love. i can unironically make 5 million in a year easily but could never ever find love or an actual girlfriend no matter how hard i tried or how much money i burned

And they are only loyal to their best options. The bitch loves the lifestyle you provide, not you. Essentially you're her servant and she is a parasite.

better than you could ever imagine

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You must be fat

...

nop im unironically autistic

And you must be drowning in pussy lol

I'm a literal pimp. I can a hero by snu snu, troubled youth

She ain’t worth 5mil.

I can't believe you would choose to be autistic.

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Yeah I could whore her out to Saudi billionaires and make that back in a week. These B-list actresses already escort themselves for $500k/night.

Yeah right. I could care less about whores. I only want to be rich for the power.

she's worth 4 million dollars, and I bet she'll keep working, so that's potentially better than the 5 million.

'love' is fairytale bullshit anyway. you probably romanticize it because you've never had it but its nothing but strong mutual sexual attraction + compatible personality. like any other drug the lust/sexual attraction hits hard at first and then fades over time. eventually you're just friends that fuck occasionally. then you break up or get divorced if you were stupid enough to get married.

I'll have to clear it with the wife first but I bet she'd think it's a good move too, at least we'd save on rent.

Money fuck why would I need a bitch who would get older if I were rich

I rather have her and then invest her money on crypto mining equipment essentially giving me both

We are talking hypotheticals. I haven't found love because it's a meme and there's no way the girl in OPs pic would love me unconditionally. If it were possible I would choose it but it isn't going to happen which is why I'm focused on getting rich. Hookers and blow is the only option.

that woman is a legitimate crazy person so ill take the money kthnx

this post was written by someone whose idea of love is from depressing movies or his first love was some dumb thot purely because she spread the legs

fucking kek

I'm married with 2 kids. Gimme dat money

$5MM hands down. $4MM into boomer stocks and real estate. $1MM into LINK lesgo.

having money won’t help you get a gf.

If she only had the ability to love me that almost takes the fun out of it in away. She's like a mindless drone at that point but to a very small extent of course.

And if that wasn't a clear answer I'd sure as fuck take the money and go find some badder bitches.

Shit I'll do that without the money.

Kek

don't really like her so i'll have the money

The money for maximum comfy-ness. No such thing as a girl like that being devout an average guy that frequents /biz. Once she sees a tall good looking guy it's all over in the real world. The only exception is if she lives in a war torn country where she has very little options. Women like that have options even in dirt poor countries. I know this from first hand experience.... I was literally a hot girl's ticket out of a life in a soviet shithole and she still said she'd take her chances with Ivan. With 5 mill you can at least afford yourself the time to find a girl you will be satisfied with banging. She might be a 7 but far better than your options at home

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5 mill because im not allowed to believe in love

Nah, she'd prolly kill your kids cause they were getting between you two then.

I feel bad for you

based and blackpilled

>brown spot on neck
>disgusting skin flap in armpit
2/10 would not

True biz answer:
Fuck then sell the girl for 6m before she hits her 30s

aw, y'all haven't had your heart broken yet? that's okay, for some it happens as a teen, for others you'll be middle-aged with kids and watch half your stuff disappear.
but one thing is for sure: nobody escapes.

First gf was a virgin when I was 15. Had dozens of gfs since then, a few multiple years long. That feeling of 'love' is not some super special unique thing like you learned from Disney movies and jewelry commercials. It's hormones and that encourage you to procreate, no different than any other animal. Eating chocolate or doing cocaine produces the same chemical reactions in your brain.

How much does she love me? I want a wheyfu. Does she love me enough to lift weights?
It's not that bad user she's only....
...
THIRTY TWO? Almost 33? Wtf.
Okay yeah no way she's a $5million woman. Take the money and use it to attract a 22 year old.

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But you couldn't buy love

Cringe

imagine never having been in a LTR and taking the women pill.
all women are the same op, they will suck your soul out slowly, even the good and virtuous ones will drain you of your energy, potential, and power

Neither. I'm content with my wallet and solitude.

This thread is /incel general/

>2018
>falling for the vaginal jew

you're a little gay

I'd take the girl and who're her out as a high-end escorts and make 10mil since she would be loyal and never leave.

shes not even hot or anything, kind of weird looking, masculine face and has no ass like a little boy.

Ironically having a girl "fall in love" with you (or at least when they are infatuated or admire the shit of you) based on your own merit is more addicting. If she is unable to love anyone else and their is no competition or risk, its not love. Lol

This has nothing to do with the thread but I really wish I could jerk off more. Jerking off is so enjoyable but I can only rub one out maybe once a day if I'm lucky. Getting old means jerking off less and less. Sucks bro. I've tried so many hobbies and none compare to jerking off

money, you fucking loser

>you can’t buy love
Fuck that’s actually pretty deep. This is why I love Jow Forums, little actually good gems buried in these threads. Like that could legit be a great line in a poem or song or something

Kek

>weird birthmark in middle of throat
>wrinkly armpit
>0/10 would not bang

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It's a common saying and it's in tons of songs you fucking 16 year old god dammit biz has gotten so retarded

cant into sarcasm faggot?

what an absolutely terrible get. holy shit.

also
>Aydz
>AIDS
you're a rockstar.

5 million is a lot

I don't even find her attractive, but just I'd take her over the money regardless.

5 million dollars, it's a very tough choice but ultimately I'd rather just have the money. You get used to love and I really can't tolerate the company of one woman, would rather have the money and hang out with my bros.

Plus without the 5 million, you need a job, which means you'd still only have access to this chick like 50 hours a week.

holy incel lmfao

jesus christ have you never felt love before in your life?! its not a meme bro. its a real emotion that non-npcs feel. It does fade with time though.

take the money then make her my GF thanks to being rich

gib the money!

5 million

come on guys there is no pussy on earth that is worth anywhere near 5 million or even 1k

It's nothing to do with the technology and the potential, what do you mean by that?

She is beautiful and probably worth a lot more than 5 millions
Plus she could get you an acting gig

Holy shit her titties are actually massive, check out true detective they are fucking incredible
I don't know why she tries to hide them