Just ask Vitalik for ETH on Twitter.
How to make free money
Luke Miller
Connor Collins
Socialism at its finest. Fuck Ethereum
Camden Smith
Holy Fuck
just sold 100k
unironically bearish as fuck. money skelly himself ETH is a scam that goes to 0 and literally gives 0s and 1s away he minted out of thin air
Zachary Rivera
Look at all the pajeets asking Vitalik for money.
etherscan.io
Aaron Edwards
>Hi Legend
Ryder Nelson
Full discussion for context: twitter.com
Should help explain why Vitalik sent that team $100k.
Jason Moore
Aaron Peterson
I really fucking hate beggars. The absolute worst part about trying to live cheap in SEA is the swarms of subhuman slum scum that think I'm going to give them a penny just because they thrust their hands at me.
Digitial panhandling is so low effort by comparison its even more pathetic.
Luis Roberts
Buy tezos
Elijah Gray
a me-too platform with no adoption, users, or developers. great idea.
Levi Edwards
imagine you'd be born poor, parents are idiots, raise you to be an idiot & live in a poor country with life being pretty much worthless
they dont have much of a choice
Jeremiah Morris
Good to see Sergey being the voice of reason for once
Ian Fisher
Sergey's demands are futile as money skelly roams the earth free and unbidden between Halloween and Christmas, when he returns his corporeal form to the blockchain.
Levi Gonzalez
Hey there, kindly accept this billion dollars...
Here it is:
0x01010110001010110101011110
Enjoy!
Josiah Gray
I would own XTZ over ETH
They're nothing like what you just described, schmendrick
Logan Roberts
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.
Elijah White
user you made my day
Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Jose Fisher
>charity = socialism
retard
Asher Thomas
Top kek
Michael Turner
>Rich entrepreneur giving someone a gift is socialism
Just.....no. Seriously, kys. Ask me how I know you're a burger?
Zachary Stewart
>sergey
KEK
Josiah Nguyen
Bump
Every user must see this xD