/smg/ - Slipping Market General

>tfw you want to invest more during the dip but you need to replenish the emergency fund you had to tap for a personal crisis

Feels bad man.

:(

i try to only buy stocks that have growth of at least 10 years or more, if not 50 years of unfettered dividend growth.

kek
if it werent for FUN, that was really good advice from me
Sold BTC right before 55% drop in price
XRP up 12%

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I fell for the MLP memes.

It starts any moment. Santa Rally is real and anyone who doesn't believe in it doesn't get presents this year.

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Yeah me too, fucking winter has been to warm.

>MLP

did you invest in my little pony figurines

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You jinxed it nigger

No, the business construct that sounds like a bdsm relationship.
Colorful tiny horses for pedos would have been a better deal.

so whats the consensus on the bottom? 20000? 18000? pretty juicy returns on the way up if thats the case

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if DIA closes below 230 today we are going to 217. if not, I think we will see a relief rally in the short term

Iktf man, and Christmas season only makes it worse ;_;

Buy ABX you fucking retards

>Master Limited Partnership

it does sound like a BDSM relationship

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What a sad double top. We're going down now.

bulls putting up good fight!
absolutely refusal to go quietly into the night!

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Why

Trump will save us

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nvm @_@

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>bulls putting up good fight
Not at all. Maybe look at charts.

face melting golden bull today

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sqqq heading towards 18. never wudve guessed tht

This market movement isn't natural at all.....

This. Libtards dumping stocks to blame on Trump. HODL

thank the FED

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sqqq about to go parabolic

Got my calls.

My CAG just got absolutely Justed

FUCKKKKKKKKKK. STOP SELLING.

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>market crashing for quarter of a year
>"maybe today will be different"
How are bulls this stupid?

>They think the selling is bad
Wait until there are no buyers, then things really get fun.

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THERE IS NO SUPPORT

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Retard alert

This is waht bull markets do to people. Especially people who've never traded through a crash before. It conditions them to buy the dip no matter what. No one actually developes a strategy because they don't have to. Then when shit hits the fan they're like a deer caught in headlights.

just hold
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There is at 2400 and then at 2120.

i just realized that this is the week my mutual funds provide their distributions (dividends, special dividends and capital gains). getting cheapies on the way down. better than getting it last week for sure

GOD DAMNIT WEED STOCKS!

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can u retards stop buying please.. its pathetic.

just keep tumbling down, tumbling down.

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D E A T H

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why did the government allow this to happen? oya cause they want to crash the market to blame trump

VERTICAL NOOO WTF WTF

Ayy

Theres support at 2300. There was a big gap up back on 9-11-17. look for those levels.

>government

The fed is not government.

is F fucked guys?

Yup. The mass has been conditioned/brainwashed to BUY AND HODL LONG TERM no matter what. Yeah, keep hodling...

OK.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

ill buy a bit here sp

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Is there anything more annoying and pitiful than an uneducated trump supporter?

No, they’re moving into the pet space now.

Seething lefty who still clings to muh impeachment hopes.

What a painful week for bulls. I only bought long yesterday and am feeling the hurt.

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Even my boy MSFT is on its way back to double-digits.

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Nah, orange man does it better than anyone else in destroying the conservative brand. Many people say he’s the best at it.

WHERE HAVE ALL THE BULLS GONE OH NO OH NO

>sub 23000

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>sub 23k

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And I’m freeeeeee freefalllllllling

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I was looking for vintage stock market crash videos and I came across this gem from the 09 SPY bottom: youtube.com/watch?v=ZaM7b9rwtqA
lessons? start buying only when journalists start talking about stockpiling ravioli and guns

about to hit my all time low, but I'm not crying about it
i'm going to come back from this in time

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>and on the way to sub 2300 ES

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RIP

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>the fed is not the government
9k queen whatever you say.

Is this the big one?

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By the way, I want everyone to take a minute to appreciate how carefully bears are avoiding the circuit breaker as they bleed you out. Just slow and steady months long pain.

>WHERE HAVE ALL THE BULLS GONE

Holding in majority cash waiting for the bottom.

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WOOP WOOP

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oof

Any other Chads buying this 20% pullback on the Nasdaq?

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> dat SQQQ

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>"You're gonna wish you had sold at these prices"
I still remember that warning from a month ago.

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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this feels very similar to yesterday, and actually every recent low day

Somewhere over the rainbow. Traders looking for the bounce play need to see tightened range on the low on hourly or 30min chart. That's what i'm looking for. Sell volume is tapering off so that may develop around lunch. We'll see. Hourly RSI on S&P is 25 and falling.

All in short term bonds, not catching knives anytime soon

Dang OP, how did you know the dow was going under 23000 today? I'm very impressed

BRACE FOR IMPACT

POST UR BEST FREE FALL WOJAKS

Officially hit -1k on my small holdings. Good thing i'm 90%+ in cash right now.

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>Cryptos rising
>Didn't buy the dip, could have made double on buying 10k at the lows
>Stock market crashing, depression incoming
>Cryptos will only be more relevant in a depression situation

Everything is OK... everything is OK... everything is OK....... J U S T

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Jerome I owe you a drink for this.

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The markets gonna recover by june right?

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