/smg/ - Slipping Market General

No bottom edition
SPY sub 250, DIA sub 23000
acceptance below yearly low already setting in edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

On the last episode of /smg/

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FIRST FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there's so much more downside

Thread theme
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WOW CRINGE AND YIKESD THE STATE OF THIS MARKET

indeed time for some 420

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aw man :(
me were of too slow

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oof

Zoomers, this is it, this is your 2009. Wait for the dust to settle and buy in.

Where is pen and his shitfolio so I can laugh at him.

These boomers just got wiped out of their savings.

Merry Christmas.

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Second for shut up and hold

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> 10 years of free money.
> 2.00 - 2.25% rate for year
> Economy shits itself.

Where did they exactly invest all the free money? Surely some of it has to be making gains?

What about boomers still making good cash?

20k is the highest bottom.

China

gay, but i agree, also buy

He got banned for posting a pony picture
He's not selling anything, faggot

CONAGRA FOODS
WHY GOD WHY

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Put your trip back on u faggot yaoiposter you dont getta hide when galt and vtgn fuggin tanked.

don't forget to spread panic to your friends and family this Christmas to enhance the dump and your short positions

say my name bitch

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And through it all, GE remains pretty unphased

Papa peter

Searched for some good commission-free short term bond ETFs and they looked like garbage.

What are some esteemed bond ETFs?

Guys, we are gonna be ok.
Just calm down and make sure to go to church this sunday

cause we hold soooo much influence over the market

I've never been to church in my life why would I start now?

WHERE ARE YOU BULLTARDS? AHAHAHAHAHAH
>he bought the 2900 dip
>he bought the 2800 dip
>he bought the 2700 dip
>he bought the 2600 dip
>he bought the 2500 dip
>he will buy the 2400 dip
Don't you ever get tired of losing? I told you two months ago to STFP, not BTFD, but of course you wouldn't listen. Oh yeah, and the 2Y 10Y still are about 0.1% to invert. The worst hasn't even started. But sure, buy that 2400 pump we'll get up to like 2600 in the next few days and shout bullrun all over again. We'll go to 2000 right after.

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invest in yourself :)

>Drumpf: FUCKING FED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANT RAISE RATES THE ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE!
>Fed: ok the rates are staying put
>stock market collapses
Wow 4d chess

jesse chris we going straight to 239 on SPY and 219 on dick

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> church
> not the synagogue
no wonder you're bad at stocks

you'd be surprised

They're ongoing trades
Nothing about them has changed fundamentally, he isn't going to panic and capitulate

why did you guys tell me to invest earlier this year? more importantly, why did I listen to you?

based, then you'll have money to buy dips

thanks for holding those bags for me bulls

Best post on Jow Forums

Mass Boomer Suicide wave incoming

Why doesn't Drumpf just send an email to Powell? Why is he chimping on twitter in public? Isn't he supposed to be his actual boss?

>he
>(((you)))
sit your biopharma meme ass down and put your trip back on you attention seeking faggot.

Can't believe this market reaction. Anyone feeling it's oversold?

probably because you can't think for yourself

chimping on twitter is all Senor Trump does

1- to justify our own retarded calls
2- you're a smooth brained NPC

The /dogsofdow/ have awaken... GREEN DAY AT CLOSE!

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you think youve seen the last of the golden bulls? Perhaps youve forgotten what an angry stampede is like. You will see, you will all see

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No.

Trump is a deeply disturbed individual.

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Hmmmm....yeah....I'm going to have to ask you to clean out your 401K...yeah...

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SELL

SELL EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING

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Plunge protection team inbound.

Leave us alone you dirty rotten commie.

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I'm starting to think these top investors and strategists aren't that bright in the end.

All the ER's for the next quarter are gonna be shit. Not because of bad sales or anything but because of the FED retardation. They keep raising the short term rate and not the medium term or the long term the faggots raised the short term 3 times this year and din't touch the other ones. This never happened before and it is retarded. Now al the fucking companies don't know what to do they release bonds do they get loans from banks when this faggot keeps raising the short term rate so this will fuck up their balance sheets

Were reaching levels of just that shouldn’t even be possible

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THANK YOU FED FOR INTENTIONALLY CRASHING THE MARKET TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK LIKE SHIT #EATSHITMAGA

impossible

When everyone was pumping TWAS a few months ago... I knew everything was going to crash.

It's fucking over. Holy shit.

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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You don’t know what their personal positions are

Chad is not happy

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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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shabos goy

imagine believing that the FED is political

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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He'll be using his tripcode again in 3 days

SPY is dead cat bouncing RIGHT NOW. This is your once chance to buy puts last minute, anons.

youtu.be/ju9IecFC_a8

me, real estate.

AA's are OK. They're cute, they're handy. But I prefer a good old pair of double D's.

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Imagine taking my post unironically

FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I have lost 120 dollars in these last few days. I would hope some of you anons would show some respect and keep quiet as i lose real money

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They might have gotten their fill for the day, if we close up 2% we know for sure.

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY________________

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This is gonna make me a lot isn't it?

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All these pink wojaks are fucking obnoxious and unfunny

to 3000 we go!

VIX 30.

Bottom confirmed buy buy buy

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Panic sold Apple. Rate.

cmon power hour come early

Golden Bull activated

its cute you still resisting
but you will be submissive soon enough
by Q2 next year you will also forgetting what stempede is like

all you will remember is perverted pleasure of bear

glob darnit forgot picute of bulls atm

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who else here /galt/

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>atm

Fuck the moment, the long term is what matters

POWER HOUR GO AWAY
SPY NO MORE GAINS TODAY
I HAVE PUTS AND SPREADS ON YOU
I‘LL COLLECT MY PREMIUM, A WHOLE 0.22

What should I use for my accouting software? I've been using GnuCash for years but the new version 3 is shit on mac. Recently bought Quicken but my autism has a real issue with the fact that it isn't double-entry (it will just let you create money out of thin air).

Is there anything out there for bookkeeping power users other than full spreadsheet mode? And no cloud services please.

More like $SALT

were back

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Told u cucks. Shit is scripted. Wait til Christmas bloodbath tomorrow. Jews win.

Here
Just hold, nothing has changed fundamentally
This selloff has happened for no real reason, just wait and it'll bounce

ultimate cope post

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I use gnucash. Scrap the mac and install linux.

what exactly is 'plunge protection team'