I’m bout to set off to the casino with £850 to play roulette

Based and COMPED

If I only have one more session in my entire life.. then roulette is fine by me, even if you lose an average of 2% per spin or whatever it is

I made my amends, if I lose it all then so be it. Im getting ready as we speak, preparing to get a taxi to the casino

Can you afford to lose that money? If so, go for it

Yes, but even to a millionaire losing £850 shouldnt be OK.

Nevertheless, Im going in for a session.

you have more chance picking up a random shitcoin on binnace and selling it for 2x a month from now than that you have winning at the casino. dont do it.

Well if you are going in for sure, bad luck to you op.

Bro do you even play streets on roulie?
You don't even understand the mechanics of the game your literally just shooting in the dark.

>MFW when I lose 1000 dollars tonight

Keep this bumped lads, Ill let you know how this goes. I wont cash out unless I win 1500+. Ill lose it all otherwise. Lets go.

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its completely luck based, theres no strategy

you just bang shit down and play for fun lol

Sounds like you can't afford to lose that money, don't do it

Not at all amigo, you do not understand how to make the odds work for you.
You know how some people play blackjack or poker better then you can? Well the same goes for roulette. If you want to just roll the dice then play slots....

i do well for myself. What im saying is £850 could get me an extremely premium coat, which id much rather have than a decent chance of losing it at the casino

It sounds like you have 1000 dollars and you are about to gamble 850 of it

We'll I mean from what he's saying here he'd rather have the coat then the gamble... so like... go buy the coat then if you would prefer that.
Casinos love guys like yourself. No idea how to play, just think they are playing haha

if you play roulette and think you 'know what youre doing' then you already lost. Pit games are there for fun. Yes theres strategies for low risk or high risk but at the end of the day, the overall average loss per spin remains over a large sample.

1. Get your ass on luckygames.io it has the best odds of you winning compared to casinos.
2. If you play the over/under game instead of roulette, you can make hella cash. Requires luck and patience. Made over $2000 with a Martingale strategy (minimum bet until a streak of 3, then start betting) but I quit while I was ahead because I know eventually I'll go back to 0.

Looooooooooololollooolllolololloll mate.
You truely do not understand gambling and have zero business heading to a casino.
Long term house always wins, that's why they are a casino that's been in business for a long time.
You want to get in, hit your target as fast as possible and safely as possible and you think that slamming a couple chips on the table at random will increase your chances?
Lad, you should get your barse cleaned and do some reading on roulette rather then read what some chum that's been butthurt by losing has to say.
There's a strategy to everything in this world and you think just winging it means your leaving it to the gambling gods??
Holy fuck man...

1. Dont play roulette
2. If you do play roulette and happen to win, then the casino switches dealers on you. WALK AWAY. A expert veteran roulette man can hit any number he wants to.
3. Dont play roulette

>comparing poker and blackjack to roulette
cringe

i got 20k+ winnings in poker, I get how casinos work

you remind me of some retards that i find sometimes in roulette pulling strategies out of their ass and losing all their money. its honestly more entertaining that playing the roulette yourself. you people are delusional, you cant make money on roulette in the long run. only profitable game is poker and i doubt your smart enough to profit from it.

Hahahahah oh man 20k that's all?
Mate, if you even knew how it was you'd have a heart attack ;)

thats all he says xD

all im saying is I get statistics, and I get how casinos work. Im going to blast out 850 quid as my send off and then say farewell to gambling

i got no strategies, theyre for pussies. Roulette is the game of 'play what you feel' and let the chaos of life decide whether you win.

why is gambling discussed on a business and fniance board

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>despite 90% of this board being crypto investing. LOL. The irony in that statement

Unironically your best bet is to just bet the whole 850 on red or black and walk away after one move. Still a losing move but at least you don't have to fuck around for hours, slowly losing money.

Correct, however thats no fun 8-)

Im planning on covering 5ish numbers with £10 then banging about £100 roulette for several spins and then gauging

Thats why casinos usually pay in low denominations if you hit a number, to stop you from walking away

£100 on black*

Yeah bro, that's all I says.
I'm not here to prove myself, I'm literally just here to tell you how stupid you are by just winging it on roulette.
You don't just wing it in poker to get that 20k, so why would you just wing it with roulette???

a 1-off experience with poker, and an experience with roulette is probably the same.

Even the best player in the world playing 1/2 will probably not have that great of an edge over the course of an hour

Whew lad.

if youre thinking about 2x your bet everytime you lose strategy you are clinically retarded. no casino will let you do it thats why they have limits on the bet size. kys

It's your money but you're just reducing variance and ensuring a slow bleed.

Ummm, the guy your talking to didn't mention anything about martingale so I'm not sure where that came from.
I agree with If you want to gamble for the heck of it, play slots, if you want to make money then you need to understand how the game works to make profit. Otherwise just give your money to a bum on the street cause your literally throwing it away by thinking picking 5 numbers will turn a profit.

Op and his friend are morons.

no, you and the other retard are the morons here for thinking that there's a strategy to profit from fucking roulette. there is not. at max, there is a strategy to minimize losses.
only profitable casino game is profitable, and thats because youre not playing against the house. OP clearly stated that he knows the odds are against him, but hes a degenerate gambler so hes going for it anyways. you on the other hand, actually think you can make money because of that one time you went there with your retarded strategy and made a profit.

TL;DR: youre retarded, OP is just a degenerate gambler

*only profitable casino game is poker

Who said anything about a "strategy"
Dude, you can improve your odds by understanding how the game works.

You sir are equally as stupid as op.
Sounds like someone that got butthurt from a casino. Good luck with that chad.

Op here, bought to step foot in the casino let’s go!!!

FPBP

play roulette and put it all on black
then walk away from the casino whether you win or not. You have a 50% chance of winning which is the highest you'll get without card counting. Casinos are not for money making.
Then kill yourself you retard

No you fucking retard. Every bet you play is a loss. You play at 98% return, so win or lose, every bet you make is a 2% loss of what you've betted.

At least 300 down so far

>You have a 50% chance of winning which is the highest you'll get without card counting
You know there's a green 0 and 00 on the wheel too right?

This thread is too good.

Lads doing ok will update in a second

roulette brought me fortune many times... play numbers around 2

good luck fren

Been going for an hour, I suspect that I’m above break even but we’ll see. I made my prOmiss to god, I’m gunna leave up at 1500+ then ban myself

You're going to leave with nothing.

don't bring your own chips to the casino you IDIOT

I’m on 1400 boys, need 100 more + taxi fair before I depart from the casino forever

Been hitting everything god has blessed me, but I made a promise I him I’m gunna ban myself on the way out

Liar.

Sup fellas. I’ve won, had a mega session

anyway I’ll update when I’m
Back home, I banned myself as I promised to the gambling gods. I’m done gambling now.

Legit out of 15 spins I won 12 of them, people were amazed, it makes you wonder if there’s a higher power..

My wallet is so fat with notes, excited to count

I estimate 1500-2000

Let me explain to you how you can win at roulette in a short term (this fucks you over in long term a 100% of the time).

Chose a color at the start and NEVER CHANGE IT. Never bet on numbers. JUST a single color.

Bet 1$, you lose. Now here's the trick. Now bet 2$ on the same color. If you win you just won back your 1$ and gained a little bit. If you lose just bet 4$ on the same color, if you lose again, bet 8$ on the same color.

So to sum it up. If you lose bet twice as much on the same color. If you win start from the start, so 1$. If you do this you can lose like 10 times in a row and if you win the 11th time you're still in the plus. I've been doing this on a betting bot on yobit.com. I made about a few THOUSAND bets before I lost about 16x times successively and then lost all the money, since I didn't have enough to double up anymore. THIS IS A VALID STRATEGY.

Prove it you fucking faggot. Show us the $3K or you're a shitty larp and your thread will die because OP didn't deliver.

>What is a maximum bet
This board really is full of retards

That's a weird way to spell blackjack

I’m in the taxi gimme 20 min

Wtf my trap code changed, anyway I’m OP I’ll be home in 20 min at my PC should be using my original code

Also they don't let you text at tables

Hello mister retard.

To your massive wall of text just type Martingale strategy. And oh let me tell you something more, Its an ILLEGAL strategy and you will be kicked out if the casino.

I’m not sure if there’s a god, but I’m going to believe him now, I’ve never been so lucky in my life. If there’s a god, I promise you, I will never gamble again, and I mean it.

10 mins away from home will show you my fat wallet

Also please don’t take this thread as an ad to gamble, this is just my experience with the gambling gods

You are a LARP op and reported

This depends entirely on the country you play in... Not all casinos care... why? since in the long run ((THEY)) always win... I did this in a few casinos already. The faggot at the table always just laughed at my strategy. I always just go for 1 win and leave lol... So apparently you're the retard now...

Okay i believe you user but i also have a story. A buddy of mine did this as well many times in a row and he was actually kicked out of the casino, banned from it and he was also blacklisted from other casinos. Sure if y just troll and dont care go for it.

Ive never done this bcs i hate gambling.

Thats what problem gamblers say.

Avoid it and double your money easier ways

>I made about a few THOUSAND bets before I lost about 16x times successively and then lost all the money, since I didn't have enough to double up anymore.
That's why this strategy doesn't work you fucking mongoloid

This isn't really gambling. It's more about statistics than it is gambling really.

Learn to read. I pointed out that this is a short term strategy that fucks you in the long term. Don't be a retard. Yes I lost all the money(100$) because I was testing how long it'll hold you monkey

He is not wrong though but the answer is if you have infinite supply then the martingale strategy goes forever.

Also there is a very high chance that after 300 rounds you will lose all of your money. Doesnt depend if you play today 10 tomorrow 5 and then 30. This was actually proven with math. The funny part is that it can even happen the 20th round but its super slim. Long story short if y dont have an endless put of money then round 300 rounds you will lose it all.

>"gambling gods"
absolute waste of money. So many better ways to ise that kind of money

99% of people say dont do it, most with experience

OP= OH, but they were all depending on luck. I have a WORKING strategy. It definetly wont happen to me.

If you were smart, sell your strategy to problem gamblers - easy money

The result

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End result, 1600£.

Just over what I promised myself, I didnt check the numbers

Thats it. Im never gambling again. I made a promise.

I was down to £200. I was betting just £2 on each number, I was winning every time. People were looking, the floor were looking, I was winning far too much. Was I cheating?

Anyway, that's it for me, no more gambling. Im done. Thats it. Never again.

Sure thing faggot

>Sure thing faggot
I made a promise to the gods, If I gamble again then I go to hell

Whether god is real or not, im gunna stick to it, gambling is no longer in my fiber. Its gone, I left on a high

c'mon op that was just long enough to give a few blowjobs to men behind the gas station. liar.

enjoyed your thread, even if LARP
shame you banned yourself though, you'll want to do it again some day after a few bourbons

>Confirming that OP is a LARPing sack of shit

Cool picture

This, they don't let people use their phones at tables

martingale craps

A 2x at the casino isn’t that unbelievable, but I mean it, I’m done gambling for the rest of my life so strike me down

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I like the serial of this £50. I’m Gunna frame it as the keepsake for the day I stopped gambling.

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Hey OP. Make sure you really never go back. While I was studying abroad in Japan, I won around 300 dollars the first time I played pachinko, lost 2500 the next month, managed to get it all back in 3 days, then I lost about 4000 the next month because I couldn't just fucking leave it.at +-0. This might be chump change to you, but 4000 is a lot for an unemployed student.
What I want to say is, make sure you catch yourself in the act if you ever feel like making another bet, no matter how small. It can easily make you lose control and start chasing losses.

Ive been to the top and the bottom. This is it. My resolve is incredibly strong. I will never gamble again, and I will let any higher power strike me down if I go back on that

why bother? save gas and just go on BitMEX and throw some money at the 100x slider

Im off to watch anime now, like a true Jow Forums dickhead.

But let me say. Gambling is bad, I got lucky today. Whether the gambling gods allowed it or not I dont know. But people were crowding around me because of how lucky I was being. There was a period where I got like 8 spins in a row correct (I was down to 200 at some point). Anyways, I thank the gambling gods, and Im indebted to them. No longer shall I gamble, its in the past for me, im banned, and its finished. good game