/smg/ - Stock Market General

EVERYTHING IS BAD EDITION

ALSO BUY THE DIP EDITION

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

On the last episode of /smg/

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newcannabisventures.com/cannabis-company-revenue-ranking/
twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1075889190691311619
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Nice market, would be a shame if something happened to it

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speaking of comunisim how do we profit from the chink housing bubble?

>Boomers BTFO edition

Plan on shorting after tomorrow’s bounce. Thoughts?

At least I have tasty dinner today...

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The bubble popped early this year

Now is the time to dollars cost average into vtsax.

These are the definitive moments for long term investing. We are well below the ATH. It's a great discount already.

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Eeek. I would say that's a bad idea for short term. It's always safer to short the peak of a lower high after a deep plunge rather than entering a short during a plunge that has already gone very low.

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Post yfw Christmas Eve is Black Monday 2018

The best time to buy is when the thread is inundated with pink wojaks, am I right?

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The Golden Bullrun starts next week!

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S&P down 20% this year... this is my first recession since becoming a boomer. Feels bad man

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would be kino

>dubz confirmed

you'll never take my dollars from me

STORE OF VALUE

guys is this the end of the international financial system

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howdy...

tfw NAK was a safer investment than SPY over the last 6 months

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Who else is pumped for the recession
>tfw job prospects are good in recessions but bad for robotic automation
>tfw now is the time to accumulate and when the AI Economic revolution comes I will be living on easy street

Howdy

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Here, look at how steep the recent falling trend is on the S&P. That kind of movement, in either direction, never lasts long of the stock market. There is always a retrace back the other way, then back some, then continuation or reversal. The best times to short are lower high as I mentioned, or when you see something that has flatlined break support low (as bitcoin recently did).

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Howdy!

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FUD articles galore.

Another indicator we are near the bottom.

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>CNBC saying it will crash
bottom at 2400 confirmed

The problem is there is no bottom anymore , yet atleast

Bog is just waiting for every pussy who wants to sell his stocks at a current discount price

We will have a bounce tommorow

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Bullish.

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It's more akin to someone walking outside to say the sun is shining at 1:00pm

That’s what I mean by after the bounce, as in give it some time to recover from the recent plunge. I’m just not sure if we’re actually near a recession or not. I want to hold unleveraged inverse ETF for couple of months

It's not even a proper bear market yet and we're already pointing out bottoms.

I wanna wrestle a Jow Forums girl like this just once.

Fucking bobo, you punk ass bear.

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There is still downside to about 2300.

>That’s what I mean by after the bounce

Oooooh, gotcha. I misread that.

Bro how fucking delusional do you have to be? I'm only 23 and sold all of my shit months ago, I saw this coming for years. You can't honestly sit here and tell someone that you think this is the bottom. This will be the greatest crash in history and you old fucks are just grasping to any hope left. It's pathetic. First you faggots ruins the country and when things don't go your way, you do everything in your power to believe bullshit lies. I can't wait to buy back in at the bottom and fuck your daughters when all of you dumb fucks are crying yourself to sleep next to an ugly wife of 15 years that doesn't love you anymore.

Howdy

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Never seen this pasta b4

Imagine loading up on LABU at fucking $15 and sitting on that for like a few months.

Can't wait.

i want to do more than wrestle a Jow Forums girl...

just wrestling would be quite cash though

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lmao fucking destroyed
you murdered those punk ass bulls, user

You get a yikes from me

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It’s so weird though that almost everyone is calling a bear market or recession or whatever you want to call it for 2020. Like, who’s going to be going long in 2019? Is this not the easiest short opportunity ever?

Boomers btfo

We'll see how (Comfy) you are when you get prostate cancer and your kids don't give a shit because they want your money.

HO HO HO

An early Christmas present for Porky:

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>implying I'll ever reproduce
user, I...

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LEL I got a 4 digit portfolio. I can buy all the way down and ride the next bull run all the way back up. This is the best time tbqh.

Farm Bill is officially law now. The Donald gave it the John Hancock today. Industrial hemp legal. Hemp derived CBD federally legal.

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howdy

now that the dust is settled can we all agreed that voting DRUMPF because of memes was a terrible idea????

I love Trump tbqh.

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Tetra BioPharma announced successful completion phase 1 trial of vaporized version of the weed based med PPP001 for fibromyalgia. The med itself is in phase 3 trials for fast onset cancer related pain. I briefly considered dip buying them today but their chart looks horrible so I passed. One of these days though, Tetra is probably going to be a ten bagger.

globenewswire.com/news-release/2018/12/20/1677299/0/en/Tetra-Successfully-Completes-Phase-1-Study-With-Vaporized-Version-of-PPP001.html

Black Monday confirmed if get

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>yfw Santa delivers us the Golden Bull for Christmas

Award for today's most bullish burger weed stock goes to Origin House/CannaRoyalty. I dip bought this today just on technicals and was very pleased to see decent buy volume for power hour. If it's behaving this way in these awful market conditions, I expect it will make some strong moves in neutral or rising market trends in future.

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Liquidate your stocks before you liquidate your undies.

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what are your spiciest shitpicks
i intend to short them of course

Glad to see someone else finally discovering Origin House

I'm pretty bullish on many of the US based weed companies right now. My choices for trades revolve mainly around their revenue, multi-state involvement and chart technicals. They are performing okay under all this sell pressure so far.

This page shows most (not all) of the larger publically traded weed outfits, separated by reporting currency and ranked by revenue. Some US companies report in CAN for some reason. Some Canadian ones like Tilray report in USD:

newcannabisventures.com/cannabis-company-revenue-ranking/

>Tfw you don't own a private army
Why even live, smg?
(This is a great book by the way, would recommend to a friend)

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TQQQQQQQQQ

Thanks for the book recommend. I'll check that one out.

It's objectively a blackpill book, you won't look at (((the military))) the same way

Uh-oh! What's that I see? Is someone smiling? Yes he is! Yes he is! Who's a happy little bear?

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>blackpill book

Yeah a lot of soldier's memoirs I have read tend to be like that. I'm sure the private military perspective is especially interesting.

The military is a giant labor scam to circumvent OSHA and Unions.

NRZ raised div to .50
Looking juicier and juicier every dip. Where's GECC bro at?

I can't believe I'm giving you this based advice, but $11 HPE puts are only $0.11 right now...

>t. Up 40% for Dec user

What a great day. I hate smug bullcucks so fucking much.

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Neat
But did you know Sunniva is the most undervalued weed stock in our solar system.

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this thing looks tasty

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yikes

Are the asians going to market dump the sp500 into the ground, i'm scared user.

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>But did you know Sunniva is the most undervalued weed stock in our solar system.

how come quarter over quarter and year over year are negative? in a rapidly growing industry?

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Bank runs tomorrow. Mass panic. Retests of 2008 lows eom. Black Christmas.

This is it bros. We are witnessing the great disaster that will define our generation, or at least those who make it out alive.

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Gross fucking legs but would still hit

>General Mattis thinks the president is a liability and had thus resigned
>GOVERNMENT shut down game of chicken

Oh boy.
Some of you guys are cool, so don't try to be a hero and catch falling knives or buy cheapies tomorrow. Apparently Black Friday will have a new meaning when the market slumps into recession territory.

This isn't advice, just an idea. Save that money, folks. We're heading to new lows soon.

>Mattis and other Pentagon staff resigning en masse
this is NOT priced in

Many retail investors and boomers with 401ks are going to be learning about the selloff tonight and this weekend. They’re going to pull their money out. It’s going to be brutal. I wonder how many more hedge funds are going to go underwater.

I don't think orange man is going to get reelected

YIKES bros

genuinely worried about orange man at this point

Fucking goddamn it all to hell. Can we get ONE SINGLE day without bad news here? It's driving me crazy.

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>Mattis just quit

Ok time to panic

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i guess he really was a neo-con

Shut down is still on boys! Green as fuck tomorrow.

I cant even handle these political news anymore

we're getting the wall but mattis is out?
fuck I wish 45 wasnt such a foreign policy retard
I hate commies

what is the breed of your cat?been looking for a black cat for a while

Jesus Christ I'm happier every day that I cashed out for precious metals and tobacco this week.

Read Mattis's resignation. He wanted continued troop presence in ME but Trump didn't. The withdrawal of soldiers probably isn't enough good news to save the market, however, and it might dump defense lmao.

>were getting the wall
no youre not
its just instead of totally cucking trump decided to at least put up some resistance, but not before knifing every republican senator who voted for the bill with no wall.
but enjoy investors shitting themselves after thinking they were in the clear for a shutdown. on top of foreign policy turmoil

He was against the anti-EU optics. Mattis doesn't view things in a "are they good for us?" mindset like civilian patriots do. His job is to make sure we'd not only win World War 3 but win it well enough to get back to normal life after. Trump's shit talking of our military allies got in the way of his plans.

Mattis and Tillerson are the only Trump appointments that Ive liked

Tillerson leaving was unfortunate, but not entirely unexpected

Sessions getting fired was fantastic news

Mattis leaving is the ultimate sign that we might need a new administration (if basically anyone besides hillary manages to get the nomination)

it is a very bad sign, for many different reasons, that Mattis sees the administration as a lost cause

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twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1075889190691311619

Oh wow it's literally fucking nothing

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