ON THIS EPISODE: BUY THE DIP? HOLD FIAT? OR START HEDGING YESTERDAY?
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
This thread is now Happening/Disaster preparedness thread. Is having fiat or stocks even going to matter if those banks and currencies fall?
Joshua Sanchez
Pure hooey. We are at multi decade lows for dollars right now. With markets crashing, what are the hard currencies left? The Euro? GTFO. Deutsche bank IS the most stable bank right now in Europe and its a shit show.
The Remnibi. Their banks are teetering, the government is dumping a Obama level stimulus package every 17 days just to keep it afloat AND you think the Chinese give a rat fuck about a Gwai-lo's expectations of being fair? Your money's going to be the first on the bonfire pal.
That leaves Canada / Australia which are the most sane financially in the world, with maybe a lingering glance towards Japanese yen. I highly doubt all the scared dumb money flowing out of the falling economies of the world can be safely liquidated in countries economies of that relative size.
Despite our entitlment / debt / insane politics issues we are still by a long stretch the safest money to store and hold cash for at least 20-30 years. And with a global capital crisis coming down the pipe, I can't see anybody trusting the EU or China over USA in terms of cash holdings.
>Horse shit. We are at multi decade lows for dollars right now. With markets crashing, what are the hard currencies left? The Euro? GTFO. Deutsche bank IS the most stable bank right now in Europe and its a shit show.
>The Remnibi. Their banks are teetering, the government is dumping a Obama level stimulus package every 17 days just to keep it afloat AND you think the Chinese give a rat fuck about a Gwai-lo's expectations of being fair? Your money's going to be the first on the bonfire pal.
>That leaves Canada / Australia which are the most sane financially in the world, with maybe a lingering glance towards Japanese yen. I highly doubt all the scared dumb money flowing out of the falling economies of the world can be safely liquidated in countries economies of that relative size.
>Despite our entitlment / debt / insane politics issues we are still by a long stretch the safest money to store and hold cash for at least 20-30 years. And with a global capital crisis coming down the pipe, I can't see anybody trusting the EU or China over USA in terms of cash holdings.
Benjamin Bailey
There has to be suiscides from lost hope before the bounce - not seeing it yet. S&P 2290 by early Jan.
Daniel Barnes
whats going to be the best performing stock of 2019? and why is it LCI?
Jonathan Williams
It’s gonna be GE and none of you fags are fueling your rocket ship
Ryan Flores
*SQQQ
Eli Baker
Let's talk strategy. What's everyone's move going to be starting early tomorrow? I'm buying more puts on Deutsche Bank.
Jack Reed
If green, go long into next and cut it there before the new year begins
Dominic Myers
EVERYBODY TOLD ME TO HEDGE WITH CRYPTO I HEDGED WITH CRYPTO AND IT CRASHED THEN I BOUGHT MORE INTO STOCKS AND THEY CRASHED FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'VE LOST 2 YEARS OF MARKET GAINS
good luck with that. Market cap is big enough that i'd wait for a clear trend reversal before buying that hot potato
Trump is trying to crash market right now so that the last part of his presidency will be a bull market.. Just gotta get the crash over with... ya dig?
Landon Lee
>buy the dip? >hold fiat? >start hedging yesterday?
Literally all wrong plays lmao. Your best possible play right now is to sell premium and wait for faggots to get IV crushed.
Trade deal is dead in the water, rates will keep going up and the labor market is still tight. Companies have been stockpiling like mad ahead of tariffs and this has driven up cost for storage considerably. At this point it doesnt even matter if the tariffs go in or not. The stockpiles mean most retailers will stop importing early next year regardless. If demand starts to fall when that happens expect all hell to break loose when companies are stuck with all these bloated inventories they cant sell.
>Deutsche bank IS the most stable bank right now in Europe it doesn't matter if there is an stable bank if one bank crash all will >Japanese yen japanese (boj) have buyed a high amount of us debt if us fall japan will also fall > the safest money to store and hold cash for at least 20-30 years not good if you (us) have a high inflation rate better to pick gold
Futures on s&p500 is fucking 1% positive where are my bulls at ?
Jonathan Martin
Dubs please be true
Landon Peterson
gold is a hedge against instability, not inflation. If your holding for 20-30 years then there's no reason not to go with either stocks or TIPS.
If you're supposing that whatever crash occurs actually undermines US treasuries, however, then the US dollar is going down with it unless we somehow switch back to it being backed by gold or some other commodity.
Jackson Brooks
its witching friday, 4 different kinds of options expire today
Jim cramer said we should of dropped 1000 points on last wednesday and its for some reason odd we didnt drop as much. He also said back in october if the fed hikes in december your goina wish you sold at these prices. He has been negative about everything market related and doubling down on how the fed is behind on future growth due to companies and cfos lowering guidance and slowing investments.
I know cramer shills and gives air time to meme stocks but he was one of the best performers on the street in his time and he proved those connections with his plays in past downturns. He might of shilled bear sterns like he shills nearly every stock but when it comes to pointing out stocks broadly selling off and rate hikes going to cause a lot of pain he is dead on.
I seriously think cramer let out peaks of his street insider info lately. He is well aware we still havent seen the big 1000 dow drops in a day lately. He must be aware top dogs want to start selling which explains the past three months of consitent unloading and faded rallies.
Even if its just a cyclical bear market cramer is probably right we havent seen the worste
Jason Green
What is up with LABu lately? Healthcare is defensive no?
Hudson Torres
>looking for human slaughter house pics that are SFW so can make allegory post that represents stock market tomorrow
>find That Episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Squidward is the manager of a Human Meat Slaughterhouse
My cat told me that things will be okay in the long run, and if you make sensible and prudent financial decisions you'll eventually succeed Thank you kot
>Mattis announces resignation >Trump announces that he is pulling 7000 american troops out of Afghanistan (about half the American military presence) less than 12 hours later
>either stocks depending on meager or no dividents depending on speculation which stock is the best and will not fall in a market where price is formed by anxious people >or TIPS (introduced in the late 1990s never seen an hyperinflatin whose return is adjusted using the CPI) no thanks
Would you guys recommend shorting $GS. News from that Malaysian scandal thing is spreading.
Eli Jackson
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.
If TIPS, a treasury security, fail to live up to their promise, then we'd all be having much bigger problems then where to allocate investments.
On the contrary this is exactly what I mean. Gold doesn't loose it's value due to inflation because its a commodity with a real exchange rate, but it also doesn't perform as well as other investments that have interest. Hence my disagreement with the other user. If gold actually does perform better in the long run than stocks or treasuries because of, say, hyper inflation and the resulting crisis, these kind of considerations will all be secondary. In every other scenario, you're better off with stocks or treasuries.
Parker Kelly
This is fine. I lost 5% on Airbus. Won 2% on Ubisoft. I'm thinking about withdrawing my entire stock portfolio I'll get mating-pressed by taxes but I don't care. Recession is coming, like it or not.
Ah you can see right where the bush tax cuts came in. Regardless, like I said, if the US defaults on its debts they're taking the whole financial system and modern capitalist order down with them. You want to bet against that you dont buy gold, you buy a bunker or a ticket to some place tropical
The issue is that the trend line before the tax cuts didn't look look like a hockey stick before the bush tax cuts. It looks more like an S with a plateau forming just before 2001 and deficits going down. The fact of the matter is that government spending is a political as much as economic exercise, I don't see how you could separate the two.
>you can make as much damage as possible to em's china russia More like to the rest of the world outside of China and the US Especially US firms, big and small. If this is a chess move, it is stupid in every sense of the world
Gabriel Flores
gommie shapes his opinions on his bias against capitalism. dont read his posts, don't reply to his posts.
Thomas Cox
I think they want to crack china no matter what it costs because a winning china would be really bad for the us en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belt_and_Road_Initiative#Motivation sorry but i have to go to work now (late shift in germany) t. german
I will go full-retard in 3.5 hours and short the DOW with my remaining money. That's my last chance to make enough money to pay for my bills this year.
