Wut do

My grandpa just gave me $1,000 for Christmas. What should I do with it, I never thought I'd have this much money.

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Put it into a safe investment. Don't disgrace your grandfather's labor by risking it on shitcoins.

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Litterally just give me the biggest fucking meme shot in the dark investment and I'll go all in fuck it.
Fuck your probably right but I'll make it up to him somehow

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$1,000 is a paltry sum user and a safe investment is not going to give any significant return. You should either spend it or look for a high risk reward investment. If I was you I’d buy some short dated puts on some tech stocks. Specifically SQ/AMD. Or if you believe Bitcoin will continue to rally short term buy short dated calls on Overstock, basically acts as a crypto ETF.

What about a biotech etfs, my dads convinced that shits gonna boom one day. I honestly don’t know though I’m an 18 year old brainlet. Also should I probably hold off on stocks for a while, looks like the markets not doing to good right now. Thanks for feedback

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Go gamble it at a casino you dumbfuck

If this isn't a larp you should keep it for an emergency fund.

Legal age to gamble is 21 where i live in 18
Not larping

youre supposed to buy when the market isnt doing good, thats the whole idea behind buy low sell high

oh wait, youre on biz, thats right. continue to buy high sell low

Donate it to African with Ebola

Well isn’t right now the beginning of the fall. Shouldn’t I wait till it’s much lower?

Kick in another grand and buy a REN darknode.

If you're 16 or under spend it on yourself. 1000 isn't enough to be worth a damn. If you're over 16 then you should probably kys, if 1000 is a lot of money to you, you're probably not going to live an easy or happy life

I am saying to buy put contracts. It is a leveraged short bet. You probably have no idea what I am talking about, stay away from the markets user. Just spend the money on yourself

>if 1000 is a lot of money to you, you're probably not going to live an easy or happy life
I wish not for lighter burdens but broader shoulders
Yea I guess I’ll just hold on to it, I really have no idea what to do.

You can turn it into a small buisness. Try doing some Walmart, Target, other retailers Amazon arbitrage. You go to these stores clearance sections with the Amazon app and can sometimes find items you can re-sell for good profits on Amazon. Its easy.

buy spy puts @ 200
easy 10x

You are better off lighting your money on fire. That is a horrible bet.

Buy DCX ICO you get tokens and 1 free share of equity for every token purchased. That basically will be $20,000 in under 24 months.
www.decentrax.io

I like that idea user I’ll look into it cheers

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>shilling ICOs in 2018

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tomo. hold for 2 yrs

Put it in a savings account , maybe save for a car? You Grandpa would hate it when you spend it on those butcorn.

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Get 3.2k link ASAP

I like this trade. Have you done any indepth reasearch on Gamestop fundamentals?

buy some stock that got slapped, like amazon or apple, or tesla. Pick a few. Don't consider selling it for ten years. You'll be like Warren Buffet.

yeah, buying stocks right now is like buying crypto in june2018.

Buy holochain! DYOR

Yes. Theyre finally paying for being tightasses on tradeins and the continued growth of amazon, ps and xbox stores and even walmart as far as vidya goes leads to GS probably going the way of radioshack 13 months from now. Q4 Earnings will tell everything (christmas and all)

This
Or buy the tool of a trade
e.g. a laptop and learn programming

Buy COSS if you want a meme moonshot.

Only thing that gives me pause is their balance sheet, they don’t have any toxic debt and have a good amount of cash. They do have a tremendous inventory though and if Amazon and other online retail continues to eat their lunch that could hurt them tremendously. Need to run the numbers and see how their assets translate into share price. 5$ is very low, the 8’s are still reasonably priced.

Any entry is fine desu. I have a couple hundred dollars in each from 8 down. I was just giving OP the lowest one because it pays like 15:1

Well that is like best case bankruptcy scenario. That is not going to happen to Gamestop, they have no toxic debt and many assets/good deal of cash.

don't listen to all these other retards OP
go all in on LINK
100% serious

Precious metals would be a safe bet and potentially a good one. If shtf, gold/silver will pump. Plus you get to show him what you bought and he'll feel good that you saved and shit.

Do what he said and go buy chainlink, forget about it, check in 2 years and enjoy having $100,000

All in on HOLO or REN - HOLO preferred. Buy yourself 600k, it can easily $1 EOY 2020 if they don't fuck it up - $50 EOY 2023. A bit of a long shot, but it can't go down any lower than it already has.

Don't do it OP
Many in this thread will likely shill you chainlink, but if you do it you'll just either lose money, or lose money relative to what you would have made by putting $1000 into BTC or ETH

This. I'd say go $250 LINK, $250 HOT, $250 silver, and use the last $250 for amazon arbitrage.

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