Fuckin damn it Jow Forums
>be me
>go to dinner with family
>my sister announces she is getting married
>everybody gives a small speech
>its my turn
>fuck.btc
>Im a 40 yo singleton so I know jackshit to say about marriage
>"c'mon user, give us advice about finances, you are good with money"
>"very well, never buy etherium and fuck supply chains"
>dead silence
>the awkwardness is so dense you could cut it with the butter knife
>somebody coughs
>silence keeps going
>everybody looking down at their plate, trying to ignore my advice
>letmeendmyself.btc
Did I fuck up?
Fuckin damn it Jow Forums
Grayson Hughes
Jonathan Wood
Ryan Butler
>Did I fuck up?
yeah.. years and years ago bro
Jace Parker
Not only does it sound like you know jackshit about marriage; it carries over to just about every aspect in social and financial areas too. Pull the trigger, unless you can't even figure out how to arm a weapon.
Julian Brooks
Shoulda bought etherium faggot.
Joseph Perry
It was good advice but badly formulated for normies. You should have told them never to invest in projects, despite them being good, when for some reasons there is serious sell pressure. You could also have mentioned to never invest in Chinese projects since it's socially acceptable to scam westernerners over there.
Nathaniel Campbell
>never buy etherium
Your Dad is ashamed to have an Iota holder for a son
Benjamin Moore
Henry Brown
You did well user.
Carter Hughes
That's some top level autism
Andrew Clark
Oh man what a horrible feeling. I hope you can redo that conversation just to save face.
Adrian Adams
What a loser
Chase Reed
I would advise you unironically to kys, but you would probably fail and crippled your self which is even worse.
Austin Sanders
You fucked it. Buy ETH. The only crypto that actually does anything.
Jaxon Flores
no you didnt user, the world is fucked up and you got stung for your honesty. youre the only sane person in the asylum.
Christian Martin
looks like its time to cutoff your whole family. jesus fucking christ, user
Zachary Wood
natural autist
Chase Jones
>"very well, women and blacks are property"
Asher Harris
This would have been less cringy.
Jaxon Peterson
>"fuck... supply chains?"
>"etherium? is that a pokemon"
Ryan Lopez
>"very well, never buy etherium and fuck supply chains"
I get it
Owen Rivera
they were waiting for you to make a joke about marriage and money and how its a big financial red light to invest on love but in a funny playfull way. Why are you guys so autistic?
John Reed
i'm not good at jokes
I woulda just said just do the opposite of what i've done and dab into the waitress
Christopher Smith
>here's good financial advice: name your first kid after me and i'll pay for his college"
i've been trying really hard to get one of my friends to name their kids after me, i'd name my own but thats just autistic, isnt it? matt jr. sounds awful.