Yfw you held through the entire bear market

>yfw you held through the entire bear market

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>he thinks it's over

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How would one get out of such a situation?

Tickling. All girls are ticklish as fuck.

Start by actually trying. Throw some elbows, knuckles in the calves, wriggle round and bite her snatch

That guys fishing for braaps

>spin around and bite her snatch
Rofl

Was getting caught part of your plan?

yeah, fuck being in that situation haha

i mean hes not even trying, you can leverage the legs pretty strongly horizontally which will fuck up the flex

You fucking virgins lolololololol.

It's a dom thing adults do.. sort of a fetish.

the fuck are you on about, it says its a mma match in the webm

grab her ankles and pull towards you, cranks her knee joints

MMA domination.

It's a fucking fetish you dumb ass child, not a fight LOLOLOLOLOL

only child i can see is you here..fool it's MMA = Mixed Martial Arts..so yes he can be boxing kicking grapling he can do all that in the UFC and that's what they have signed for..no one of the UFC fighters have the right to say oh i lost because the other guy was graping or boxing or kicking al the time..but a fool dog like you don't understand that..and yes as a fighter you also learn how to punch and kick not only grap ;) so doggy face go learn about something before you come here try being smart!! fool

cucks aren't adults fyi. dom works with women because they're intellectually not adults either.

Go learn English properly first, bud.

Where are his UFC gloves?

I’ve been there done that. I fought all over the world for 7yrs and now train my son. I know exactly how it feels and how easy it is to defend and reverse. That’s amateur hour. Why do you think it’s very seldom used?

Unhooking her ankles from each other would be a good start, like breaking guard.

Ahahahaha

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Soo did he cum?

yeah, but she's got good plantar flexion, could be tricky. he could grab her heels, draw them to his chest, which, if she resists, would feel like a leg lock.

break her toes

Wish I was in his position.

Oh God I did some shit similar to this once, I woke the next day my neck was so sore I could hardly move lol fuck

>tfw only entered crypto a year and a half ago
>tfw only down 50% from my ATH
>tfw never sold into Fiat

If I have been tested and hardened by the wrath of this bear market, will I have what it takes to 100x in the next bull run?

what kind of faggot would want out of that situation?

just let mommy put you to sleep

How does one get into such a situation?

Seriously? Look at the size of the dude. He could just stand up and fall on her lmao.

based

How much did he pay for that?

weird how some men have a fetish to pretend to be weaker than women

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Fart

I wouldn't. I would start jerking off

same

This is shite BJJ from them both, she hasn't even locked her legs properly and the guy isn't making any effort to get out

Based and redpilled

escapism from responsibility. Strong mommy who can take care of everything so you don't have too. The more demanding the job, the more likely they enjoy this at home to relax.

nice

>you will never have a gf like this who also makes you dress like a girl and wear makeup

Why even live brahs

Kek'd and checked

he just needs to be facing the other way and then its a beautiful choke full of braaaaaps

This. Snap her fucking toe to the side, see how fast she lets go.

are you fucking retarded? this is video of a legitimate and organic street fight, not some kind of staged pornography, why would you even think that?

feminist propaganda

god i wish that were me

so you're saying this is like an advanced form of wagecope? wow. I really do feel bad for wagies sometimes with the mental damage wagecucking can clearly inflict as demonstrated by such deviant and degenerate behavior

doesn't have to be wagecope. maybe the dude owns a company and has to take charge and give orders all day, with tons of responsibility on his shoulders. his sexual fantasy involves not having to worry for the duration of sex because this girl is stronger than him

hnnng

Couples like this always end up with gay kids. Gee i wonder why? Probably because at a very young age the child sees the mother as the father and imitates her. Kek.

Easiest way would just be to stand up and pop your head out. From there you could just push her legs out of the way and get on top.

Failing that, you could pretty easily swing around into north-south.

There's a reason why you're taught to always have one of their arms through your legs for a triangle choke - because otherwise you're completely defenseless from them passing your guard.

based, redpilled and checked

Where can I find more? Asking for a friend

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Break her toes

>tries to stand up
>neck snaps in the process

try again.

Wrong. Learn some basic judo/BJJ before commenting on this.

Actually I'm surprised that this comment took so long to show up

hes too busy trying to hide his boner

unironically if youre in this position, you're pretty much dead. this is how people who trained in Sambo can kill people