>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
I started on RH like 3 months ago buying boomer ETFs. Only like $1000. Should I just sell and go all in crypto/cash and then buy back when were far down?
Tha world is mine nigga get back Dont fuck with my stack the gage is racked About to drop the bomb I am tha motherfuckin don Big fish in a small pond Now tha feds wanna throw the book at the crook But I shook they worm and they hook Guppies hold they breath they wanna miss me When Iam tipsey Runnin everything WEST of the Mississippi Its the unseen pullin strings wit my pinky ring We got your woman so pucker up FO we fuck her up Bow down before I make a phone call Got 25 niggaz runnin up on ya'll Fo the cheese we want them keys Everybody freeze on ya knees butt naked please Before any of you guppies get heart Nigga rewind my part and....(Bow Down)
It is kinda funny. If this thread openly mocking Trump was made even a few months ago it would have been swarming with trunptards saying all sorts of nasty things lol. I remember how many Jow Forums trunplets used to post in this thread.
Hopefully they lost all their money by now.
Brody Jones
>TME
Is golden today. Buy buy buy
Charles Rivera
what's your disability lmao
Ian Young
What the eff is happening to mid cap mutuals?
Where do I go for more info? Will this get worse once the govt shuts down?
James Clark
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.
well if you want the truth, the first tax cut was not to benefit us. year over year housing costs were approaching the point of crisis so the tax cut gave people enough money back to avoid the foreclosure domino effect, and it held off the crisis so trump wouldn't need to deal with it.
in reality this shutdown is especially bad since he's going against his own party. even if the old white male senators want to lower your taxes, they can't because of this man.
kek i got pulled over in high school driving through a neighborhood playing that cd for disturbing the peace. cop said "i don't like that song." nothing happened since i'm white but i would unironically do the same thing targeting black kids now if i was cop.
Grayson Johnson
monday, christmas eve half day open in nyse and 25th day closed everywhere
how does anyone in their sane mind would even consider selling their stocks and instead giving the money to the bank on deposit just because the rates gone up by 0,5%?
Uncle Powell is the strict relative who is harsh on children but only wants them to grow into good and responsible people
Gavin Torres
Oohhhhh this is yesterday's reaction when Powell decided to geld the bull, right?
I don't understand how mutual's numbers are delayed like that.
Jaxon Nelson
I really doubt orange man is going to get reelected if things keep going like this I don't think anyone is happy with him, except for a small portion of boomer neocons
GW got reelected in a shit economy. he started a war and presidents rarely change in middle of war knowing that,
Camden King
Its not really the best decision considering the state we're leaving things in if we do. ISIS is not defeated and theres a larger geopolitical mess now than there was when we first entered.
Its kinda like finding out your neighbor is fighting his kids and stepping in to help, so you pussyfoot around the dad instead of actually solving the problem, get him pissed off and publicly embarrased, take the kids in at your house only to find out your dumb ass doesnt actually have the means to support his 11 offspring. Meanwhile dad's been getting crazier and drunker day by day and stocking up on weapons. Releasing the kids back to the dad at that point is pretty fucked up. A smarter move would have been to make the man see the error in his ways and empowering the kids to defend themselves instead of destabilizing shit and leaving everyone out to dry.
Thomas Bell
I am so happy and grateful now - that money comes to me, in increasing quantities through multiple sources on a continuous basis...
Anyone else not feeling shorting as just generally? It feels like a filthy thing to do, like rooting for a recession is some Bill Maher tier faggotry, I have barely shorted at all. I guess that is why I'm staying poor while everyone shorts SPY down to 200.
Parker Ross
Guess there is a lower bound to human retardation
Kevin Bennett
Stay poor faggot
Liam Brooks
t. poor faggot
Jacob Stewart
The boomers are selling their retirement as they cant into safe investments. We have exceeded mean growth rates on the markets for a few years, this was bound to happen. The fed will be blamed and hopefully dissolved. US will go back to gold and silver backed currency and renig on all foreign investments into our debt. The world economy will crash leaving us at the top of the food chain. RKG was right all along.
Leo Hughes
When he got reelected, most people in the US was still thought invading the Middle East was justified, 9/11 was a very recent memory
Zachary Young
>Does this decrease our taxes Where do you think you are?
Isaac Brown
Ae you stupid? Rates up means corporations cant lend free money anymore and overall the influx of money into the system slows down. This slows growth of business and thus stocks tank. There is no more profit to be made so bag holders sell off to make money elsewhere and smart people go short now and make bank. Im up 2% today because my puts make more money then my stocks loose.
Cameron Harris
>Its not really the best decision considering the state we're leaving things in if we do. You're right. I'm sure with 17 more years of occupation, the middle east would start to suck a little less.
Hoping for something and realizing something is going to happen regardless of what you personally want are different things.
Ian Sanders
So I'm gonna give you guys a huge clue to how you should buy stocks and not lose any money. Divide your buying power by 512 and that's the maximum price per share of stock you should invest in.
Logan Brown
But user, what about options.
Mason Myers
Any oldfags around? Will there be liquidity in options if a 2008 style crash happens?
Matthew Watson
Welp, more capital losses going on the tax return next year.
Aaron Jones
You are discounting the chaos candidate vote. I think Trump is going to lose/not run 2nd go around, but I will vote for him if he does, for ending wars in middle east and grenading DC swamp politics.
small specs like us are at the advantage in those times. Our piddly 1-2 contract bids can fluctuate the bid/ask as the big boys cant fill their 100 lots orders on the floor.
At the very least we should work to leave the shit the way we found it.
Robert Ramirez
t. Unironically at best middle class faggot
Aiden James
That is completely arbitrary and retarded Price per share doesn't make any difference (if anything, a smaller price would make you lose more, since penny stocks are more volatile than other stocks)
This isn't Trump's fault. What the FED did for the past 10 years was criminal.
Jacob Richardson
>trump >neocon
u wat m8?
Christopher Lopez
Post-Cold War american foreign policy has generally been retarded, but the US leaving the Middle East is extreme. It feels like the dogma of US foreign policy is being reverted to non-interventionism for the first time after ~70 years.
Your mutual shit follows the market My bioshit PF is getting JUSTed so hard rn
Matthew Turner
She is everywhere and yet no where She is everything and yet nothing
Isaac Miller
Is there an argument to be made for the next crash being anywhere near ‘08 level? All I read is that banks are nowhere as leveraged so the next one won’t be as severe.
