How do I profit off the rise of Islam?

How do I profit off the rise of Islam?

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open kebab shop

long JHAD

become truck dealer

Manufacture gold and silver dinars

Sell Mohammed drawings

Dynamite

This

Absolutely haram

islam coin ico

Absolutely sunnah

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hijab threads on /s/ ?

Halal certified smartphones

Run whore houses and offer halal sex

Based and redpilled

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i unironicly started selling halal food. going quite good thh especially in summer times when all the camel herders come over here for vacation. no raping thus far btw

Unironically halal finance. One of the fastest growing industry in London.

Buy all the churches. Then destroy all the churches. Then make 1 islamic church. Add a 5$ fee to enter the church.

With profit you but goons and threaten that if anyone builds a church theyr family is killed and not them. If they still build kill the family and burn the church.

Profit

Buy Link, infidel

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Sell guns to white Christians. We are in desperate need for a crusade sequel.

I believe it's called "Sharia banking". It's all pretty straightforward too. Islamic laws against paying interest are circumvented by issuing securities that are like shares but legally aren't ownership, and the "dividends" on the "shares" are essentially equivalent to interest.

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halal tendies for unemployed islamic neets becoming apathetic and embracing neet culture

that sounds even more jewish than regular usury

Fastest growing religion cause they are having the most babies

short the euro

long guns and ammo

Short Christianity

start your goat ranch now and get ready to scale up

Muslims are known to spend money on stupid things.

Just sell everyday house old items in gold or gold plated form. They are willing to pay a premium for that. Almost every Muslim client house I've been in, their houses has some kind of gold plated stuff mixed with some small gold.

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