/smg/ - Stock Market General

THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES EDITION

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Last time, on /smg/

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Sentiment so bad everyone's scared to make a new thread

QLD AND SSO BUY THE DIP

IRON HANDS RISE UP

the g-golden bull run starts after christmas

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We shakin' out the weak hands!

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you were very bad for electing Trump and this is your reward, a 10 year bear market

FRIGHTENED PIGGU BUYS THE DIP ANYWAY

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THE MARKET MAKER FEE IS SO FUCKING HIIIGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHO BEAR HERE

based

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We must praise Allah at all cost. If we do this. Then we will get the gold bulls. Praise be Allah

wakey wakey bullfags

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cheer up, the only people trading right now are actually shekel stealing niggers. the show is about to begin to see who will cover first.

howmany more tests can the 240 floor survive

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BUY MRIN

I'm just trying to help you son, this isn't wishy washy crypto internet funny money.

I just want the best for you. Mom and I are both rooting for you.

Read about the deal that they made with google on sharing ad revenues, my price target is 30-40$.

Someone was shilling AMC a few months ago when it was about $20
I'm so glad I didn't buy it

ps what the fuck is hiroshimoot doing to the website everything's all sorts of fucked up

To the scared user holding GALT
Look at the yearly chart and tell me what happened the last time it hit this price

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SQQQ and EPV mothafuckers

I feel like everyone knew this shit was gonna happen and didn't do anything about it. How did people not see this shit coming?

WHOS READY FOR THE SOUR HOUR SUPER MEGA DIP???

>people selling for extra Christmas monies
>people selling for tax harvesting for this year
>people selling due to panic from reading news late
>people selling since its quadruple expirations friday

hope youre ready to buy some cheapies folks!

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Bias

how much money did you make off this obvious move

i want off this fucking ride im losing my money super fast bro

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can't wait

I dont own much stocks but OWCH

Can't imagine what it would fel like to have put in $10k+ anytime after september 2017

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And the time before that, for that matter

I'll never sell til I'm old. And I have decades to let it recover.

I can understand why people get suicidal over this though. And just in time for the holiday season.

I don't know if I'll be talking to people with the same level of enthusiasm regarding investing as I did a few months ago.

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>I don't know if I'll be talking to people with the same level of enthusiasm regarding investing as I did a few months ago.
They now hate you

fuck of ranjeesh

this what America deserves for voting Trump instead of Hillary

oh fuck we just went lower

The Goose just completed a retrace of the entire June gap up. Oversold. I jumped in when the hourly double bottomed.

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Its just Sell hour
Shortsa have to cover now, or else theyll lose to inflation

There can be only one winner bro

CHEAPIES

I've closed out my PSQ, SDOW and SQQQ positions.

About 6%, 51% and 48% up for the year, which I'm happy to take profits for and sit on the sidelines waiting for reentry in the New Year.

If the NASDAQ 100 can rally to 6600-7000, it'd be worth going back short. At this stage I'm too risk adverse.

Long term this motherfucker is gonna catch on fire and burn to the ground, but I don't think it's going to be Christmas time when all the traders are on vacation.

God bless you all.

I've been losing about $1k per day for weeks now. Down $1,252 today so far.

epic

my Cheapies are the cheapest
only here at Cheapiemart can you get Fresh del Monte at 27 and CAG at 20

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well done user

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good more time for me to accumulate

Same. I think I'm down about 15k.

Buy high, sell low.

>SQQQ
do you buy and sell within a few days (or day after buy even), or do you buy regularly for a long time (months), sell on a green day months after accumulating?

better sell now to cut your losses
:^)

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>Gaming stocks surge after official says China has resumed video game approvals after 9-month freeze
who bought in before

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buy SQQQ when the dead cat bounces, sell it when its over bought, like today. timeframe, 1-2 months.

Stop day trading son, you're gambling your inheritance away. Buy MRIN hold it for a few months at least, do a bit of reading into why the massive price jump and you'll probably be convinced. I've made ~250% this week, ~40$ today.

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>age 23 be a best man
>age 25 get engaged
>age 27 buy a flat get married
>age 28 first child
>age 29 buy first house

FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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Fuck I thought I bought low... no way i'm selling lower...

Down 9k in total

Why the fuck did I invest in Facebook and started hodling after it crashed the first few percent?

Sucks if you work for like 16 buck an hour.

If you actually make money, its yet another downtrend to stock up like feb/april.

what inheritance?

We still got legs user

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Nice boomer guide.

we are brothers in our suffering then

most of Jow Forums are college kids and degenerate NEETs. you're one of the few with a real job, it's hard for them to imagine.

into the abyss we go, theres no way up now

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SO MANY CHEAPIES FRENS. I bought some dividend frens on the cheap. Everything is so low.

The one your mother and I gave you....

Yeah I bought more BTI today that 1 p/e is just Ludacris

I know that feel bro. Bought at 185, thought about getting out at 165 and finally got out at 142. Just couldn't take it anymore, I'm sorry Zuck.

that is so fucking off.
pass driving test at 20?

wheres first divorce and second divorce?

if this day closes red there is virtually no hope

I feel uneasy about it as FOMO creeps into my mind. I must reacquire in January.

The potential for SQQQ is mind boggling if you can get the right entry price. Even at these levels I think it's a good trade in the long term if things go to 50 or 100, which is where things will end up if tech bubble 2.0 bursts.

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closing in to 2430

d-dad?

Knees, elbows, and ankles bare. Scandalous harlot.

Anyone else scared to buy this “dip”?

I hope you know the decades thing is not a figure of speech because at least a decade of deflation is around the corner.

ahh, i recently started with SQQQ and TVIX, but its hard to know when to sell or buy (if avoiding day trades at all costs)
id be a millionaire if i could daytrade this shit multiple times a day, every single day

my indecisiveness has been costing me gains lately, cost averaging every day i dont sell lately
those overnight movements are killers

>look in the bottom corner
Its a bank advertisement for loans, the goals are supposed to be believable, but beyond the "average" ("normal") person

its an ad that is supposed to make people think about how much they need a loan to buy something they cannot afford (because interest on loans is pure profit for banks)

to be fair, i think its from the UK (scotland or england?)

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No, I have a heart of cold Ice

no, just don't go all in. have a plan to buy at set intervals in time and/or price

no you wouldnt both SQQQ and TVIX are horrible picks. may as well pick up some LCI while ur at it.

del monte nuuuuuuu
next stop = 26.30

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Wtf i bought spy put this morning at 247 and sold for a measly 36 percrnt profit. If i had held till now i would have 3x my money. Why am i such a pussy

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G-guys? I put in literally all my free cash at the beginning of December because they said there would a santa rally. They said there was one every time.

What can I do?

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The buy side of Tetra BioPharma is heavily stacked. I don't mean in the buy wall by one guy kinda stacked. I mean there is 5-10x the sell side on several price points below current from several different brokerages.

If everything is fucked anyway, why not go for the penny biopharma with a heart of gold?

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why is SQQQ doing so much better then PSQ?

my average is 29, had to buy after seeing they also own S&W beans and other canned products

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To the greedy bear goyim that get margin called Monday morning at open, Merry Christmas.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Also Trump was worth it just for Grosuch and Kavanaugh. No ragerts. Eat shit libtards

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Wish I had held onto my BAC puts longer. Currently almost all cash. Waiting for the next baseless bounce back up before grabbing more. Timing the market, despite what people say, has me up 16% this year. Who else here /bobogang/?

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Looks like 2418-2400 will happen on Monday.

Im going our for coffee - who wants one? my shout.

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Zoomers fucking love vaping.
Spliffs were my introduction to tobacco back in the day. Anyone else think legalization is going to spur even more nicotine addicts?

Why are Altria and Phillip Morris so low?

this will keep happening until the FED lowers the rate. Although the FED cucked itself and is not seen as trustworthy anymore so if I was Trump I'd nationalize it and make it a proper central bank

>no you wouldnt both SQQQ and TVIX are horrible picks. may as well pick up some LCI while ur at it
Jokes on you, I'm up by double digits (percent wise)

>LCI
Too late, it's already a whole 1% of my portfolio (in the memes category )

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PSQ is 1x, SQQQ is 2x levered

>do you buy and sell within a few days (or day after buy even), or do you buy regularly for a long time (months), sell on a green day months after accumulating?

I've been acquiring my PSQ position for about 15 months, bit by bit cost averaging. Until I had 60K worth. I stopped acquiring PSQ at the end of July and switched to SQQQ and SDOW.

SQQQ I've been buying since July, but not nearly in enough volume that I should have.

SDOW is just something I threw 4K at for shits and giggles because the DOW chart looked similar to the NASDAQ.

My market timing is shit-tier, I can't trade short term. When everyone in SMG was shilling for TQQQ about a month or two ago I knew the top was near though.

Holy fuck bible poster how can one man be so based

>fed cucked itself
>not see as trustworthy anymore
what universe are you from my dude?

Sour Hour incoming

Ford continues to trend downwards and will go sub $8 next week
Still waiting for ultimate cheapies around $7

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I thought you were going to leave the trip off until next year?

yeah the SC was massive and awesome but Mattis departure and US cucking itself in the ME has utterly broke my spirit on Trump

there really isn't anything wrong with LCI.. Don't get fooled by price manipulation. The company is doing just fine right but manipulators know you're probably lazy and won't do any DD so they make the price look like the company is doing terrible when it's really not..

2500 close

how is the share structure though?

this picture is missing the
>if only you knew how bad things really are

Upward breakout starting in T-minus 25 seconds and counting.

I like Trump more because of it. He cucked Neocons. Pulling out of foreign countries is good.