What's the most Jewish way to make money?

What's the most Jewish way to make money?

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Interest dear Bickle.

lending with high interest of course. That or human/organ/drug traffic

selling large amounts of drugs or weapons to local gangs/war groups depending on the country you are in. then you hire some of the gang members to kill rival gang members to start a war and sell both groups weapons and drugs to fund the war.

thanks i'll have to give this a try

own and operate a central bank

money lending and debt collecting

kino

usury

price gouging people in need and loan sharking people with bad credit.
Selling and manipulating people wiht blackmail.. shit like that

>whoops the borrower ass
>rob him

Do you think a methead has anything to steal or even gives a fuck about you whooping his ass ?

Literally currency manipulation.

We have become what we hated...

using medical knowledge to ingratiate yourself with the rich and powerful

thats not a kind thing of you to say sir.
we loan

google greg lansky

Subvert nations and people into giving you aid when you don't even need it.

My middle of nowhere country town took in some refugees and the men are all busting ass picking tomatoes while the women cook these amazing flatbreads for my mum because she reads to their kids, who are super cute and well behaved. The only issue I can see is that the men are very much in charge of the household and that the wives don't have much say and the men don't approve of them getting jobs, which is a bit old fashioned.
I don't understand why I'm supposed to hate these people.

Usury.

Hedge fund
>make up some meme strategy
>achieve better relative returns in a bull market
>collect your 2 and 20 or whatever similar funds are collecting
>market crashes and you lose your clients money/underperform
>rinse and repeat

At the end of the day youll still be a multimillionaire/billionaire and literally produce nothing of value except convincing boomers to give you their money so you can slowly bleed em dry.

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Selling blacked porn

Then you sell his ass while slapping the shit out of that shitheat , jesus christ whats wrong with you Wojak?

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foreskin salesman

Gas 4 Gold

Be a mortgage lender to synagogues.

flip houses or just anything where you buy low and sell high

Print it on toilet paper.

Selling Indulgences

where do you live tho and where are those refugees from? how many of "you" vs "them"? im in canada so we have no shortage...

Create money out of thin air, lend it out and charge interest on it

running blacked.com

Loaning money at high interest rates ofc.

Open up your own synagogue and appoint yourself as head rabbi.
Accountant or lawyer works too.

value education from a young age, study hard in school, attend university and graduate to a comfortable white collar job such as a lawyer, doctor, or engineer
after that, stay out of debt, live below your means, avoid status symbols, avoid ape-like behaviors of the goyim, and invest in low cost diversified securities, businesses, and real estate

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