/smg/ - Sour Milk General

ORANGE MAN BAD WE'RE FUCKED edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Last time, on /smg/

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DONT SELL JUST KEEP BUYING

YOU CANT TIME THE MARKET JUST GO WITH THE BULLISH LONGTERM BIAS

first for fuck orange man

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AAAAAAAAAAAH

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Black Christmas 2018

shutdown soon fellow MAGApedes

So what's gonna happen Monday?

I can't wait to see the reactions when we hit sub 16k on the Dow.

CHRISTMAS SALE
CHEAPIES

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Reminder to sell now and reinvest in physical assets if you want to even have a chance of surviving White Holocaust: Revenge of the Kike.

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>He's not 95% invested in comfy bonds
II'll go out of them and start the DCA around SP500 2000 or 1800. You guys got much more to go.

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I’m up .26% today, good week only holding a small short and mainly cash. THis week we’re going to a Romano’s in Folsom, Sacramento
Theosophposting is NOT allowed

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The greatest of great crashes is here you can hodl and die, sit on the side lines, or embrace the Satsui No Hado; short everything and ascend.

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I JUST TIMED IT FEW WEEKS AGO AND IT SAVED ME AT LEAST 10k

i might just explode if i get the opportunity to buy THAT many cheapiest for hwoever long it takes us to go down then back up.....thats almost the best possible scenario for anybody who is truly investing for the long term

Will the government shutdown make the market even worse?

I just wanted to be like Trump

I didnt want to lose most of my money. Heres holding for tax season. COME ON BRO LETS GO

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Pretty sure the market it closed on both Christmas eve and Christmas.

The Big One, hopefully. Just get it over and done with.

DING DING DING DING DING

Today was overall shit, natch, but I had a blast day trading Tetra BioPharma in the last 30 minutes. Bought 0.71, sold 0.75, rebought right at close for 0.72. One of the few days for me when level 2 access has directly lead to gains. Usually it's not especially helpful or accurate due to all the dark market trading in Canada. Small caps have a bit less of that kind of chicanery though so it is mildly more useful for day trading penny stocks.

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No the federal government shutting down due to incompetence will somehow make the market better
Thank you for your insight, very cool user

Half day on Christmas Eve. Potential for a pretty kino happening.

how much 5.56 should I buy

9mm lot ammo packs good return for food canisters?

you're welcome fren

HRT might have made me dumber or something

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>tfw no dumb daytrader tranny gf

I dont even remeber what color green looks like
my hedges, my dividends, have not helped

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BOOMERS COMPLETELY B T F O
B
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F
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Bad week, but thanks to a couple trades this week, I avoided a -10% week

Plus I have so much cash ready for the real dip

One thing good about this crash is that it makes orange man AKA tariff man look bad. Fuck that demented con and his retarded followers.

Sell 5.56 and reinvest in learning how to disrupt drones.
youtube.com/watch?v=gZhQrjCipRc

Stupid portfolio only went up 9%

I am kinda dumb but somehow I'm also like a lucky charm, and managed to make a nice bit of money in the past two weeks.

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Also holy shit to HARV with that +10% solid booster powered short squeeze in the last couple minutes. I wasn't on that one unfortunately.

Fugg, forgot image

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be my mommy pls

Stop being such a litte bitch, Comfy
You've seen what GALT is doing, and I'm not crying about it

At least you're not a janitor on Jow Forums

NO TENGO DINERO

NO NO NO NO NO

youtu.be/kwxIGe1oOJQ?t=25

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Don't worry, when the idiots vote for El Goblino in 2020, he'll put in a Supreme Court that will be sure to fill our country with low IQ, low skill shitskins from all across the four corners region. You know, to "help the economy."

only if let me sit on your face while I brush my hair user

Your luck will run out.

it's a deal

Hello my fellow white investors!

Whats the plan for Monday? I'm thinking were ganna head to the mooooon! Personally I will be buying JPM, BA, C, and GS. Hope you fellow whites can join me on this coming golden bull run!

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You took off your trip out of shame because your retarded biotech stock dumped
BITCH BOY CONFIRMED

oh don't worry I don't feel like doing stuff for a while now.

It'll backfire when they try to take away our guns and 1776 commences again.

>recession hits
>no bailouts until wall gets built (and it never gets built because congress)
>shit banks finally die

Trump presidency might be better than expected after all!

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FUCK BOOMERS FUCK THEIR STOCKS AND FUCK THIS ECONOMY

Couple months back I was trading VSLR when some company decided to buy millions of shares @ 5.30 I lost hundreds of dollars. But this loss taught me to NEVER invest in a small cap stock with sub 3 million in volume. Who here agrees?

honestly if 1776 happens again I wouldn't be surprised if socialists win

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Look at tisminc, bitch boy
I haven't sold a single share

Unironically expecting sideways or down, again. This market is depressing

>people with no guns, testosterone, or morals
>winning anything

>not seducing your way through the opposition until they're begging to be pegged and crawl around on leashes

the far-left loves guns

>posting mlp
thats a yikes from me

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As it turns out, that already happens, and no one gives a damn. I.E., Trump passes bumpstock ban with enough ATF wording in it to essentially ban semi-automatic weapons should they decide as much. Watch for red-flag laws to start getting passed after 2020. Plus, you can't fight swarms of mini-drones all with tiny explosive packages, all locked on to your forehead. No, we'll just go full South Africa.

They won't win due to anything THEY did, in any respect, that's for sure. And expect our socialism to be very, very shitty. Maybe not Venezeula tier, but pic-related tier.

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>2019 minus 10 days
>guns, testosterone

The Socialist Rifle Association has been a growing phenomenon, socialist gun clubs in general have been proliferating.

sorry I shouldn't lewdpost it's a bad habit of min

That's not me, my man

keep doing it

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

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uwu

degenerates like you belong on a cross

this year's chart am aesthetic as heckies

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Hike it again Uncle Jerome, I want to buy a house.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR """""MODEST RETRACEMENT""""" JEROME

Sure sweaty, sure

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I think a lot of people are thinking that, which is why I think there's gonna be a dead cat bounce Monday.
They gotta get people to think it's okay before they really let it go.

I'm going to tell Pelosi to shut it down. Wouldn't want democrats being pro gun to give her party a bad image, now would we?

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IF WOMEN WERE IN CHARGE THIS NEVER WOULD OF HAPPENED

that sounds kinky honestly. will you strap the tran out of me until my butt is red and I tearfully agree that the market is bad?

Who here /JUST'd/? Down 22% ($6K) from my principal.

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>Plus, you can't fight swarms of mini-drones all with tiny explosive packages, all locked on to your forehead.
cant build them fast enough to overthrow a populace either

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don't bully my girlfriend please

fuck it jerome, hike it up to 100%. i'm ready to accept my fate as a mindless slave who lives off the crumbs of the state.

Imagine letting something that essentially loses it's mind once every month have any sort of power or decision-making in a government.

Four-
*gets choked up*
Four Hu-ahaha
*chuckles uncontrollably*
Four Hundred Points - hahahaha - STRAIGHT DOWN!
*rolling on the floor, banging his fist*

And they say, his smile grew three times as large that day.

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We could’ve bounced any time the past few days. Idk maybe Monday will be different

>I think a lot of people are thinking that, which is why I think there's gonna be a dead cat bounce Monday.

It should but I wonder if sell pressure continues until tax sell cutoff on the 27th.

I'll tie you up and beat the shit out of you until you can't even speak coherently

Why would you need infantry to hold a position if everyone who opposes you is already dead?

down about 100 grand or more lol

> 12194352
> 12194302
Reported ;)

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Did you go for the leather option then?

%23 here. Don’t play with options kids.

At the very least we could abolish private commercial banking. Regardless, I expect american socialism, being one of the most developed countries, would largely entail shit like sovereign wealth funds, shorter work weeks, more organized labor, and public healthcare, more government funded research and development.

hot

degrade me and draw red marks all over me like im the current market owo

What's your percentage?

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Oh no

psychology

and a lot higher taxes

100% certified chart kino

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Hand stitched baby bull.

~13%

That's all shit the Nazis or fascists could do as well. Plus it's all good things. Which is why I expect none of it to happen. Or if it does, also come with a nice extra helping of tranny acceptance, fag-loving, and shitskin worship. If the nigs ever get in charge they will definitely go full "es wypipo's fault" with a nice cover of friendly communism for the people.

And open borders. And collapse.

>Hand stitched

Nice.

you referencing Trump... right ? -_-;

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