/smg/ - Sad Market General

Rest in peace econmommy edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Once upon a time in /smg/:

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who /can't wait for bloody monday/ here

I’m buying puts on Monday if it goes green.

First for the great golden bull run of 2019

mathematically impossible for another red day

Hitler was a good guy.

Boy I sure do love Jews being able to just crash an economy whenever they want and flee to whatever new country they plan to do the same shit to.
Boy I sure love the fact that my life expectancy is now considerably lowered due to either crime or a war, and I won't be allowed to carry a gun to protect myself.

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How do I profit from this?

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Nothing is impossible in a stochastic world.

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sqqq

if whites are so smart and superior then why do they keep getting btfo by based jews?

why is it going down. powell bent the knee. wtf is wrong with the market.

what's there to profit from?

I dont know what stochastic means but there is a adamantium diamond encrusted titanium support that is very impossible to break

Real talk, who here has an accountant who ISN’T Jewish?

I bet you don’t have a Korean doctor either.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

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pfft! I can buy calls at open on Monday.

All the warrior whites died off in the world wars, so now everyone is too weak to exploit the Jews' most basic vulnerability, being bad at violence.

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First bouncy day should be either Monday or Thursday. Maybe Friday as Thursday is final day to tax loss sell. Monday might just be more of a doji because there is usually sparse volume on Christmas eve. The Sickness & Plague 500 is oversold on daily (RSI 22) and near oversold on weekly now (RSI 31). Bounces frequently happen when RSI reaches these kinds of numbers. Not to say that the bounce won't peak out at a lower high and trend continue to new lows. That bounce is tradeable though. It's usually 2-3 days pump in to lower high then dump down.

You have to go over the index charts with magnifying glass to find the rare historic weeks where that didn't happen with this RSI level.

Was unironically trying for see if anyone felt that way
Was going to just put Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah if that wouldn't offend anyone

Me am of had my reasons as stated in that post @_@

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Thank you Daddy

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Any bouncy days that happen will be short-lived. Swing traders like me should sell and wait for re-entry, or just start buying ammunition.

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just wait for next year

This extract is the first few and last few paragraphs of the Junius Pamphlet, written by Rosa Luxemburg, a Jewish woman and one of the leading anti-war intellectuals in Germany during WW1.

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HEY JER
FUCK OFF

So it was Trump fault when market was pumping

But now its Jews fault when market is dumping

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i dont get this pic. Just because you are taller and have a chiseled jaw doesn't mean you are superior. Zuckerberg is a literal billionaire, that guy can't even compete against him

>implying the pump was anything but a trap to begin with
>implying I trust Trump

>look, I might be ugly and with alien eyes, but come on man, I have so much money!

can someone explain antisemitism for me? i don't get it. i get why some call all black people dumb or asian people ugly. how are jewish ppl any more greedy than anyone else?

>Any bouncy days that happen will be short-lived

Yes, that's what I meant. 2-3 days worth generally as far as the indices are concerned.

By the way, the S&P hitting ~30 RSI or below on the weekly is extremely rare.
>current, December 21: 31.4
>most recent low prior to this one, August 31 2015: 33.2
>August 15 2011: 29.6
>March 2 2009: 27.1
>October 6 2008: 16.1 (oof!)

Anyway, if you had bought in at these low RSI levels you would have broke even or profited within a couple weeks. Obviously you want to sell/hedge/trailing stop those gains as the trend did sometimes continue downwards after these bounces.

Most of my positions are all shit I inherited, honestly. It's all shit that was bought years and years ago. The thing is it still seems to be better to sell and wait now rather than HODL forever and wait 3-4 years for my positions to come back, all the while I'm forced to pay my rent.

Sure. I'm mainly speaking from a swing trader's perspective. I could never in to the long hodl. Stresses me out too much.

Considering I'm out of a job, meaning that during the recession I'm even less likely to get a job, I'm going to just sell on Monday or Tuesday depending on how big the loss is, then save half and spread the other half around to different assets, some into inverse stocks, some into crypto, maybe try to see if I can't get some gold or silver. It's just going to be annoying explaining it to my Dad when he gets the tax statement which he still does for some reason. I think I'm still a dependent? The only thing I don't pay for is my car and health insurance.

this is how Zucc got an asian mommy gf, after all.

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>that
>mommy gf
She's like a 5/10 at best, let's be honest.

So you're going to sell your losses so you can pour what remains into tulips and non-productive assets?

still more than a normal manlet with the personality of a ten year old psychopath would get.

Dude a jew will just under pay some fucking thug to fuck you up for him.

Best week ever. Thank you Powell-sama.

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Should I buy spxs? It was 13k in 2009, it's 35 now, was 30 a couple days ago

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She wasn't a golddigger and was with him before he got rich. And that's pretty rare these days

Well, what would you recommend? Because I'm out of ideas. I need SOME kind of passive income.

Yeah, but women are attracted to money and status, that's nothing new.

Yes, which is why a Jew (or whatever other fucking ruling elite that wants to kill you that you have in mind) needs to be attacked directly, from an organized force, all at once. They can't perform violence themselves, they resort to bribing/propagandizing into remaining warrior classes to do it for them, on anyone they're paranoid of.

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>events have causes
>ex post facto examination of all events makes them look deliberate
SOMEONE has to be at the root of this conspiracy! It must be the weak and ugly people that don't believe in Christ!

(It feels good to have a boogie man, just look at the left and right and how hey love to demonize each other. Every movement needs an enemy.)

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I was pretty damn sure that before 2021 we'd have a major financial crash and then recession and liquidity crisis possibly followed by overcompensation by regulators and state actors (including reducing interest rates by the fed) leading to possible hyperfinlation or stagflation. some time sometime before 2021.
The bubble letting out this much air prematurely in a minicrash and no domino effect calamity being triggered yet, coupled with the FED continuing to increase interest rates, is making me reconsider my prediction. I think this bubble might have actually been handled well this time, being partially deflated before it got the chance to really pop. It's looks like a "managed crash" (not saying it is, but it appears like it is).

If you need passive income you should put your money into govt bonds.

I mean when you have fucking documents from the ADL recovered by the FBI showing an ethnic group working in its own interests at the expense of all others staring you in the face, it becomes pretty hard to deny certain facts, unless you wanna get into "uh, clearly the FBI was setting the Jews up and actually Jews have never done anything wrong remember the six million."
It's insane that believing that pro-Israel lobbies (for that matter any foreign lobby, but Israel always gets a pass for some reason) should have no influence on American government, is a form of anti-semistism.

...I'm not sure I follow. How do you expect to get passive income from metals and eTulips?

If you're after income and don't want enormous volatility, you should be in bonds, quality preferred stock, defensive stocks, and covered calls or collars. If you're trading, then you should be delta neutral.

I dunno my grandfather might have killed a guy during the 40s-50s. He was at a beauty pagent and the broothers started chimping out because non of the black girls won anything. So fight breaks out chairs were flying he got stabbed in the arm and pushed the guy over a balcony.

Better than the tape version?

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I mean, I might have killed a guy once pushing him over a boat on a vacation where all the tourists turned into literal apes and tried to get pictures of the seals but he survived and I don't think that's on the same level.

should just be an empty hole with some cables hanging out

Bonds won't best inflation goyim

Tribalism and identity based groups trying to advance their own interests is nothing new. America is home to the largest population of jews outside of isreal, and is also its biggest foreign backer, so it's no surprise zionist lobbying groups push hard.

Ironically, however, Israel lobbying groups do at least get more push back than Irish lobbying groups for example. youtube.com/watch?v=NrChnnk1dgo

He didn't stick around to bother to find out what happenwd to that and I quote fucking nigger.

Being 50% FB really is starting to hurt.

>Irish
>white
Yeah, but the kind of pushback also matters. The majority of Israel pushback I've seen is mostly leftists that don't like Israel committing warcrimes against Palestine, and that's usually because the left loves their little sandnigger pets. It's rare that I see lefty pushback against Israel for the ridiculous amount of influence and sway they hold in American politics, unless that sway is somehow conservative and anti-immigration, THEN they don't like it. Maybe I should just keep more intelligent company but I'm no brain blast myself so I just get the midwits.

Most US Jews are leftists who think Palestinians are unfairly oppressed by Israeli monsters, so they have no choice but to strap bombs to their kids.

Israel is the US military staging location in the Middle East. Also the canary in the coal mine and the regional scapegoat to keep the heat off.

American busses getting akbarred is not something worth risking. Best to give them a closer target.

Im just saying he was a jew, and when he was in the hospital for kidney surgery he made a blackjack out of a piece of woven leather and a fishing sinker and gave it to his daughter when she took him home from the hospital. Told me to fight dirty, throw sand in the eyes hit 'em in the balls. Jews can be good at violence too.

Be aware, I'm missing a great distinction that I need to make here. There's your average every day Jew, then your elite Jews, which come in two types, generally fascist Zionist pro-Israel Jews, and then striver leftist academic diaspora Jews. There are plenty of average Jews who are just as tough as the every day man.

I lost 5% of my portfolio what should I do?

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Huh wild that the person who made these two posts also said this

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lol that's nothing. Trust the president and hold strong.

hmmmmm

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Anyone?

Dollar cost average

>S&P500 dropped again
WHY!?!?!?

NOTHING IS HAPPENING FOR FUCKS SAKE

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definitely time to sell

Don't panic sell. There will probably be a reversion to the mean before the big crash. Set up standing limit orders to reasonable prices that you'd be willing to accept in the near term to minimize losses.

>Powder status: dry
Fuggg I forgot cash was such a poor investment. Can this shit bottom already so I can open the war chest

Isnt the market closed next week thanks to holiday?

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2020 calls on NUGT
am I fugged?

They have the money and a lack of morals

Also 3.5$ feb 1 puts on SNAP

exactly what I was thinking

Good.

You put it in a high yield savings account. "Cash" in his chart refers to holding it in physical cash or in an account with no interest.

i dont get this trust the president shit. i dont get how people always looks to political leaders to prop the markets. they hardly do shit man theyre just shills. what the fuck can trump o let alone politicians? if you need anyone to step up at this point its no politicians its fucking capitalists. the boys with the big dosh the job creators. these mfs can prop the market back up not the fucking president

Can't some stocks "break through" limit orders?
Either way I think it's better to just keep an eye on the market.

you are actually out preforming the market by 30-40%

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Excellent.

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Wait until the oversold SPY bounce on the Daily

desu almost all of my losses are from General Electric. I have no idea why I thought buying into them was a good decision

value trap

ooh no i understand completely. there's actually a word for it, but I'm fucking drunk and can't remember right now.

Fantastic.

People never pay attention to what matters, and the shit we do to fix things is never what actually does.
Check out Asimov's Foundation series for more info

Ah. Thanks for the explanation, I am a chartlet. So what savings accounts are worth a damn? my Wells and schwab savings aren't doing shit, and I'm suspicious of robinhood's 3%.

(But I do like how BoA illegally forecloses on people prematurely...)

wait for the bounce

who /drunk/ here?

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Getting there.

>Thinking there is a difference between the two.

That's it. I'm selling everything that's red when the markets open again. I've had enough.

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Sipping on some Scotish Whiskey rn, feels great.

The more I think about the last two months the angrier I get.

Ordinary savings accounts and high-yield savings accounts invest in different things and high-yield savings accounts has a certain restriction on withdraws where you can't withdraw from the account more than 6 times per month. Both are insured, though.

I have a HYSA through American Express that currently has an APY of 2.1%. Some other HYSA's have a higher yield, but I like the straightforwardness of American Express's interface and I'm not going to be upset over 15-25 bps less a year.

Buy short etfs to cover your losses

post porfolios

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you know only a communist faggoot like you wouldn't call it scotch