Government shutdown confirmed ! Gonna have to put back on the kneepads edition
Rest in peace econmommy edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Just bought a few more shares of Aurora cannabis. Not a lot since most of my money is going towards precious metals in this bear market but you can't beat shares at less than 5 dollars.
Colton Sanchez
Try getting into options baka
Liam Gonzalez
Don't feel too bad. I bought in at the end of October. Luckily, I only put in about $750 as "play money".
End of September and 3.5k. I guess I'm learning for later
Austin Perez
If you are cute and you're actually a girl, how about for $5000 you agree to have multiple babies and start a proper family (no marriage though).
Ryder Sanchez
MJ is pretty far below the 200 MA and decently priced relative to IPO. I have a good chunk set aside of it, pls buy everyone out and give me sexy gains MO and PM.
Elijah Garcia
>drunk baggy >active RKG >gets >cat posting It's been a good few threads
Pot stocks could very well be the next Amazon or bitcoin. It's a bit speculative but long term I think it will pay off very well for those wise enough to see the trend of global legalization.
Colton Hughes
More puts
James Watson
>tfw if this really is the crash you'll be able to buy Amazon Based and crashpilled
spy is going to 190 if trump can't have his way i gaurentee he's going to try to do as much damage as possible
Landon Mitchell
arigato
Ayden Lopez
I want to force baggie into a chastity device for a month and then milk every last drop of cum out of his balls and keep stroking him while his dicku is all sensitive despite him begging me to stop.
Yeah, SPY will go down to 190 with record low unemployment and 2018 being the strongest year for the American economy since 2008. How brain dead can one person be?
can we agree S3 is the absolute pinnacle of simpsons
Evan Phillips
I only think she gives me affection because I feed her. She's a bitch, kitty. Refugee and completely legal I can't murder her because PETA would be up my ass for shit like that. Lets think I'm way too drunk, long gold and oil, and can I pass through shit?
Jack Roberts
I don't know the series well enough to have an opinion. I just know it turned to hypergarbage after the 90s.
Jayden Taylor
I wish I could find a solution to the miserable state of the world and my own inner depression that wasn't just "stop being depressed."
Blake Rivera
wall-greens have bought next door our pushed you out far enough you might get a buy out.
Joshua Adams
You aren't drunk enough until you post your dicku
Adrian Perry
I tricked a small spec here into buying CAG so that the large specs would tank the price. The plan worked perfectly. I lost 100 dollars buts its ok because Ill double;e down on these cheapies
Owen Edwards
Why do you do this to yourself
Chase White
RAD sells cheaper than all other stores I dont care what the haters say
Robert Sullivan
S3 is the perfect mix of amazing writing and derpy animation
CBOE Put/Call ratio is over 1.8 - extreme fear is gripping the markets and hedge funds are about to liad on over 60 billion dollars worth of stocks in the next week alone. Go LONG
Gold is overrated. Silver generally appreciates more. Although I still like to have a little bit of gold too for no other reason than it's a good way to preserve my money and show off my wealth to plebs.
Ayden Gutierrez
Yeah I agree, I've got a standing limit order for a silver etf if it drops to 12 bucks
Caleb Turner
if I didn't have an SPX short I'd be terrified to see that
Jaxon Long
You don't know what she looks like, and that comment may've made her sad.
Camden Sanchez
Yeah? Sue me. Now someone teach me the advanced stuff about options.
Cooper Morris
only buy them if they get memed here
Leo Roberts
Be sure to buy some physical silver as well. I have some silver ETF's but a lot of my money is in physical silver. A lot of it I got for face value or near spot price. You can get it at those prices if you know where and how to look.
Daniel Reed
Gommer do you have an opinion on Debord and the situationists?
Its not that simple. If we pass the "point of no return" we will end up in a credit driven spiral downward.
Now the problem is that nobody knows when that has actually happened. We might be in a correction or this might be the start of a massive recession.
Unless you can do stress tests through pro-forma financial statements and be able to model the spillover effects on other industries, you literally can't tell if this is just a correction or not.
However, given the substantial amount of leverage in the economy I would proceed with caution. Following this drop I've invested in low debt industries with high margins at a fair price. This is likely the best way forward as the risk/reward for companies with bloated balance sheets just isn't there yet to justify building positions.
Connor Reyes
half day tomorrow, gonna sell a shitload of premium. Mmmmm, i can almost taste the theta decay.
Man I miss doing Adderall, until my blood pressure got too high it was too dangerous for me to do it anymore.
Parker Peterson
There are plenty of roasties in the sea, my man If you like her enough as a person, then you should just keep her as a friend and try to find someone else to date
Thats because its being inflicted to hurt Trump. He made it easy by tying his name in with the market and economy. All they have to do is raise rates too high too fast, let it slip heavily, the media will blame Trump, and then correct it when they get a stooge in office in 2020.
Andrew Hughes
I think the US stock market is oversold, there is not legitimate systematic logical reason for facilitating a bear market. Every previous bear market has begun with real world conflict or news, something tangible. The market is going to bounce back within 3 months
Xavier Lopez
I mean this was a much needed correction, (also implying Trump isn't a kike stooge lmao), but I don't see a lot of other reasons. Unless China is profitable enough that the people propping up our exit scam economy are ready to cash out.
Kevin Morris
Like Big5Guy Alternatively, if you still think you have a shot, then you should just go for it and outright tell her you're into her instead of pussy footing around like you have been
It's being orchestrated to get Trump out of office. When did this crash start? Right before midterms. Gee golly what a coincidence. When did the next big slide start? Right before the Mueller investigation heated up? Wow, another amazing coincidence!!! It's almost as if Trump's crowning achievement was the stock market and the anti-Trump elites are trying to tear that down.
Oliver Reed
Are you secretly a sitcom character?
Jordan Ross
Same thing that happened to Bitcoin in 2017, the internet was new and it caused too much speculation among investors and it created an bubble in prices that was not sustainable.
Liam Parker
Dude, we are in an equities bubble. This isn't being "inflicted" to hurt Trump. ZIRP inflated asset prices universally and we now are coming back to prices that accurately account for risk. Don't blame Powell for doing what he needs to do to fix Bernanke's and Yellen's mistakes.
Benjamin Wilson
>see the trend of global legalization. Marijuana is Soma from BNW
You really think this would be going down as it is with Hillary in office?
Ian Foster
no, alcohol will kill you rather quickly. Soma's key feature was that it was benign to your health.
Tinder
Easton Long
Yes
Robert Lee
Most people don't drink it heavily on a daily basis. The main demographic is the working man who drinks "a few beers after work" with the rest being the heavy drinkers and occasional drinkers.
Wyatt Green
Yes, my life has always been abnormal. One time in high school three cool kids followed me around filming me for a week for film class and titled it "odd ball" They got an A- How the fuck isn't that bullying, RUDE
Dylan Richardson
Yes. This is a systemic problem that has been a decade in the making.
Dominic Peterson
This is literally the perfect time to buy stocks as a 22 year old zoom-boomer. Man I love being born at the right time
Aiden Harris
once again, thats the point. its a drug that allows people to be long term functional heavy users.
Owen Foster
They would have halted rate hikes or slowed down immensely.
Carter Howard
It's be the perfect time for me to buy stocks too.
IF I HAD A JOB. Now the only way I can buy stocks is to sell first...
Leo Williams
>NEXT WEEKS PLAY?
Long bounce swings. After that start in with the puts again.
I don't see how Powell getting fired would result in a sustained move higher. Rates were raised to levels much lower than their historic average and the market panicked. Now everyone knows how fragile the market is and confidence is (rightly) shattered. We will keep going down no matter what.
