I went to the strip club last week and this sexy as fuck milf came on stage and I unironically want her to my gf
What's my game plan?
How do I date a stripper Jow Forums bros
Thomas Hill
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Christopher Perez
Be a better financial support than her current job.
Cameron Allen
I want the relationship be genuine though
Noah Turner
Kys
Wyatt Edwards
Oh my god lads I can't stop thinking about her milfy tits, the way she'd gyrate her hips and how fierce she looked
She looked like pic related except maybe 5 years older
I pulled out a 20 and she let me motorboat her hnnnnnng
Owen Thomas
>genuine
>stripper
pick one
kys
James Scott
>What's my game plan?
at this point, probably suicide
Elijah White
Lmao do you think strippers never have relationships or something
Michael White
Liquidate everything you own into cash and throw it all to her in a single night while she's on stage. She'll have nothing but the upmost respect for you and fall instantly in love
Ian Gonzalez
That’s dangerous, user. That’s a fucking dangerously bad idea and the worst idea that could exist in this thread. Any idea suggesting a more damaging route for op would have be too unlikely to cause any harm. Are you trying to kill OP?
Austin Adams
Sell everything, buy a gun and declare his love to her at gun point. Shoot the bouncers and leave in a 1989 camaro.
Easton Jackson
Check the dubs there user, kek tested kek approved
Jordan James
actually the correct answer is
>women
>genuine
the sooner you realize that only men fall in love and women are attracted to status and resources the better off you'll be.
Nicholas Ross
Just be nice with her. A lot of guys want to fuck her so be that nice guy. Also money dont matter since they get tons. Just dont expect nothing serious. Talking with knowledge since I know a guy who likes to date strippers and has high success on it
Aaron Anderson
this hooker is available for 350 an hour
Adam Ramirez
Yeah I imagine she deals with a lot of fucking mouthbreathing retards so if you can just be that "he's different" guy by just not treating her like shit and objectifying her then you're already ahead of the game
Owen Rogers
But also, user, you have to keep in mind that almost no one who grew up with good parenting, has things to contribute to society, and has no mental issues, becomes a stripper
Samuel Phillips
I will always remember the day I lost 350USD gambling stocks and crypto. Fuck I’m not swingtradung again. Just take the gains and fuck a hooker
Landon Reyes
what site?
Isaiah Phillips
Really dude?
No.
Carson Morris
Women don't love like men do. Im sorry. Atleast you have frens :)
Xavier Torres
Buy her Bitcoin
youtu.be
Jonathan Carter
>he fell for the women meme
Jose Jenkins
>m'lady a stripper
solid plan, champ
Caleb Edwards
PATHETIC
Ryder Diaz
Only morons date strippers.
You actually think a woman that sells her body for money won't be sucking some dirty fat bastards dick for a couple bucks?
Elijah Morales
Actually, you might have the upperhand
>go back to strip club
>pay one of the OTHER strippers extra money
>ask, "hey, do you think i have a chance with X?"
>"could you set me up with X?"
you might get cat fished, but its worth a shot.
Coworkers know each other.
But first, make sure you look as chad and sane as you can. The number one reason why a woman would reject you is because they dont want to go home with some rapist wholl lock them in their car.
Be as innocent (and cute) as possible.
Logan Rodriguez
This is literally the hardest pill to swallow...
Many men look at their mothers who (presumably) truly cares about them, their wellbeing etc and start assuming that all women must be like that...
A woman you date cannot also be your mom. Sadly. She can't really comfort you the way you want to be comforted, she can pretend but it won't hold for long. And she'll eventually find a "real man" aka a man who feels strong enough to not need comforting.
The only way a woman can "comfort" a man in a dating scenario is to remind him he can be powerful... So... that means she will take on a sub role and become a fucktoy. (this is their go-to fantasy anyway)