/smg/ - Stotiki Market General

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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

Real-time Santa Tracking:
santatracker.google.com/intl/en/tracker.html

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Basic Rundown on Santa Claus:
smithsonianmag.com/travel/krampus-could-come-you-holiday-season-180957438/

On the last episode of SMG

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Other urls found in this thread:

awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/
forbes.com/sites/johnmauldin/2017/10/10/your-pension-is-a-lie-theres-210-trillion-of-liabilities-our-government-cant-fulfill/#472b091f65b1
twitter.com/AnonBabble

anime feet!

First for the market rally in 2019.

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I'm in vanguard. I'm used to checking my positions once or twice a month.

Fucking hell, this downturn came on fast and strong.

The only thing that matters is getting to space. Everything else is a distraction.

You guys are real fucking gay.

THE YIELD CURVE BARELY INVERTED YET
AND IT'S CHRISTMAS
STOP FUCKING CRASHING YOU NIGGER KIKE FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not entirely unreasonable. Having nuclear weapons and their delivery system (ICBMs are easily converted from carrier rockets) stops you from getting bullied by other nuclear powers.

>being elon musk
>not being teddy
it's like you're not even trying

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That's not really why we need to get to space. We need to get to space because:
"No matter how sophisticated we considered ourselves to be, once the number of individuals capable of filling roles greatly exceeded the number of roles, only violence and disruption of social organization can follow. ... Individuals born under these circumstances will be so out of touch with reality as to be incapable even of alienation. Their most complex behaviors will become fragmented. Acquisition, creation and utilization of ideas appropriate for life in a post-industrial cultural-conceptual-technological society will have been blocked."

Only space colonization will allow us to create more social roles in society. It's already too late to depopulate. The social pathologies that develop in overpopulation have already cemented themselves.

Or in other words,
Ted Kacynzki was right.