Stuck in traffic at 7.45 am, hair still wet from showering

>stuck in traffic at 7.45 am, hair still wet from showering

>radio plays Just another manic monday

>song makes me sort of cope, then i remember my Neet friends are living off the social security I pay while travelling the world enjoying drugs and Psychedelic trance raves

I had to park the car and cry

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FORCED MEME ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>inb4 "but he'sh red and hash a job!"
>inb4 "ackchually, he'sh not a forshed meme becaushe he ackcuratlly depictsh the plightsh of the modern working classh man"
>inb4 "b-b-but the CIA are trying to shuppressh him becaushe freshco hash the potenshial to shtart a workersh revolushion"

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Don’t forget there are immigrants in your country that hate you, your country and your way of life that you’re slaving away for too :)

why is fresco so god damn triggering. it really is amazin

my government also gives them free housing...also their benefits are not tested unlike unemployment benefits

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>Neet friends are living off the social security I pay while travelling the world enjoying drugs and Psychedelic trance raves
you cant even have $2000 while being on SSI and you think broke mentally disabled neets on SSI are traveling the globe and partying?

Ermagerd

>He's pepe, but red! You know, like red wojack?
>That's pink wojack
>Ugh whatever dude stop censoring my art!

>Literally one guy forcing him for months and months
>Never ever catches on
>Everyone hates it
>"Ok WOW triggered lolz!

Forced and destined to fail. Faggot OP clearly doesn't understand or respect the Pepe/Wojak dynamic. Pepe embodies the trickster archetype and Wojak represents feels. Pink Wojak works because it's just an extreme angry/fearful variant of original Wojak, but you can't just recolor Pepe red to represent the same thing. It's superficial and doesn't make sense. For contrast, a more successful Jow Forums fork of Pepe can be seen in Bobo. Bobo works because he is aligned to the Smug Pepe template in that he is an external force and harbinger of chaos but made specifically for the crypto market.
The Darwinian process of Jow Forums has already rejected Fresco. Stop forcing it and let it die. 2/10, lurk more and try again

Red Pepe Bad

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Cringe and faggotpilled

Fresco is part of the Jow Forums lore where NEET Pepe constantly makes fun of him for being a wage cuck

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Oh look, another forced meme right on cue

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open office environment is the worst. I hate my fucking job so much fuck crypto and fuck toilberg for making it open office

The only neets actually enjoying the neet life are the ones who are content with just sitting at home all day. Its not really enough money to travel and party.

Ok real talk now.

Personally i don't like fresco just because he is an empty shell. Let me explain.
A kind of pepe cucked wagie at the edge of a nervous breakdown have a lot of potential.

But it has an identity issue. Pepe is the smug asshole btfoing the cucks, cunning, realist. Wojak is the feefees cucked bro, depressed, deep, contemplative and self critique about his situation.
Apu is the retarded pepe lil bro, frendly, naive, looking the world with child eyes, autistic and comfy.
They are 3 differents archetypal figures we all are at the same time to various degrees depending of our mood, our social and societal situations, like 3 identities in the same body.
It's why they are so powerful, they define us at every moment of our life. It's post-psychiatry using a meme referential to determine who we are and showing to others how they should interact with us at any moment. It's an incredibly innovative concept, at the same time very easy to understand and incredly complex to put into any other form. It's literally a revolution of conceptualization and self appreciation.

Where do fresco fit in this? What is his role?
The reality is he's an empty shell for the moment, wojak does what fresco do but 10x better.
You have to transform fresco into an archetype to make him interesting.

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Maybe he is an adult millhouse

>hair still wet from showering
Yep, I know this feel. I see fellow wagies scurrying from their apartments in the morning with their hairs still wet/damp. I should get a hair dryer.

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Maybe we should co-opt Brett into a wagie/fresco now? Also I disagree we should just stick with those memes. Why can't we make a second-tier cast. Right now Jow Forums is inventing their Frankly the Fox meme, why can't Jow Forums do the same with Fresco?

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So there's SS Command Heinrich Landwülf

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And Ancap andy

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Just because someone on Jow Forums is forcing a shit meme doesn't mean someone on Jow Forums should. Everything about fresco is shit, we already have wojak who is far more versatile and infinitely funnier

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I'm not saying we should just stick to 3 memes and never move. My point is : you can't limit a meme to a situation, it must give you the feels, a part of who you are deep down. Look at the boomer/zoomer/bloomer meme for example. It's not just a monster 0 sipping 'i know it all' faggot, it's an appeal to nostalgia, to how we consider a whole tryptich of generations with their flaws. It represent so many things : the lack of inter generational transmission, the lack of landmarks, the epytome of self confidence while totally clueless at the same time, the stultifying consumerism... In few words it's the idiocracy all powerful.
I'm a biz and pol crossposter, like most biznessmen, and everyone with a brain knows they are the most interconnected boards on 4cuck. We create the meme concept and they sublime it. And when they create a meme on their own, it's often attached to a real event or situation and don't stick for long, while ours are more anchored in the feels, in the distance, like a concept.
We are in symbiosis.
I'm sorry if i don't make much sense but english isn't my mother tongue and i've issues expressing myself when it's about complex issues.
Heil Hitler
Heil to the gainz.

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Dont forget Bobo

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>FORCED MEME ALERT
they're all forced, literally every meme

Most are forced, it's true.
Apu wasn't. It touched the hearts of every user around the world instantly. I never saw him forced in any way, it was always a genuine need of apu-posting.
To me it's the Ultimate meme. And he is so cute...

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Senpai are there any books/blogs for a newfag to learn of the meme ways ? Memes are so fucking fascinating

You do have a point, which is why SS Commander Heinrich Landwülf, Ancap Andy, and Bitcoin Brett never really stuck around. I suppose Fresco may share the same fate because he's not "memeable" but more of a cute footnote. Thing is, us white-collar wagies have this insta-connection to Fresco so while the meme may be targeted, it does resonate with us very well.

Problem with Wojack is he's too soft for us while Pepe is too smug. Fresco kinda fits the bill with his passive-aggressive "about to go postal" demeanor which reflects all of our predicaments so well.

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Some are forced more than others. Most half decent memes only take about a week or so of forcing until they become accepted and evolve organically, fresco has been forced for about 5 months now and it's still unaccepted. If the fresco poster stops posting it you will never see it again

I admit I haven't seen Fresco until last week, but looking through the archives it was posted as early as this past summer.

By the way, where did the name "Fresco" come from? I think part of the problem is the name.

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The creator named it because he is a faggot who seeks validation

Is poo poo pee pee pepe forced?
Bc I like him I dont care if he is

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Yes they are even studied by the libtard in universities, they try to understand the mechanism and how to counter it, they know its a powerful weapon in the hands of autists. But NPCs can't into memes, because they lack a soul. They can only understand the lulz 9gag watermarked shit.
You don't read a book about memes, you feel the meme, you live through the meme.
I wouldn't trust anything written to try to explain the phenomenon personally, because it will be written by cultural marxists faggots or some libtard. I believe it's our duty to make the meme encyclopedia.

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Very true. apu might be the one true meme

Honestly, then what do you suggest doing for us white-collar wagecucks? Either we morph wojack or pepe. Technically, Fresco is a modification of pepe. Ideally, we'd co-opt one of the Boy's Club characters and turn it into a modern-day meme us wagies can use.

Thing is, I don't think Fresco really resonates with blue-collar folks. I think for us white-collar folks the torture is more mental and psychological more than anything.

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>Problem with Wojack is he's too soft for us while Pepe is too smug. Fresco kinda fits the bill with his passive-aggressive "about to go postal" demeanor which reflects all of our predicaments so well.

Exactly, we are on the same wave lenght fren, that why i believe fresco could have a big appeal for the wagies and thus a big potential. But desu... he looks like shit. It's a shit argument i know but he literally spoop me up.

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you are correct. Wojak and Pepe are the cumulative result of years of darwinian selection on anonymous imageboards, which is the harshest memetic environment on the internet. they are time tested archetypes that best represent the spirit of Jow Forums. they may change and evolve, but they will never die. think about it, have you ever seen memes last this long? they are here for good now.

anons will never let go of Wojak and Pepe because they represent the two prevailing personalities of the anons who browse here. Pepe being the more satirical, cynical type of user and Wojak being the more serious down to earth type of user. the battle rages on, but in the end Wojak and Pepe are inseparable.

Yeah, Fresco can be improved. I guess your argument is Fresco can be further refined. I just think it'll take time to mature.

I could see the early iterations of Fresco looking like Pepe, but now he's taking on his own character model.

For example, pink wojacks aren't pleasant to look at either, but they convey raw emotion and they originated from Jow Forums. I think Fresco is a combination of Pepe and Pink Wojack to showcase the plight of white-collar wagies. I think the wojack feels moreso applies to the entry-level wagies (e.g. McDonalds). Not sure about blue-collar, but I've heard blue-collar folks also complaining about Fresco.

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Blue collar you spend too much time working around craterhead wojaks. The work still sucks, but everyone is more retarded.

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You are 100% right user. We must find something resonating with the mental torture and yet also to the force we have down our guts to find the courage to wake up every morning to eat up this daily giant bawl of poo poo wagecuckery is.
If well executed it could be one of the most powerful meme ever created. The slave barely accepting his fate, ready to blow everything up but who find enough self control to fake the normative way of life of NPCs. He know it's a cancer eating his soul, he is in the worst position possible : he took the redpill but would give everything to be bluepilled again, but he can't, he knows there is no coming back from this path.
He is full of contradictions, he hate normies yet try to fit the mold. He want the least social interactions with his coworkers but hate feeling so alone. He is about to explode at any instant yet he is the most introverted in the company. It's literally the school shooter who made it into adulthood because he want maybe the recognition from his pairs, maybe a lack of balls, maybe he is still not sure of what he want to do with his life and lie to himself thinking he still have time, this job is just a rite of passage...

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OP here. you guys should just Suddoku. you are wring essays about a red frog on a Vietnam hentai forum on Xmas day

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read this in Zizek's voice

I don't think it's the school shooter that made into adulthood. It's just, for many of us millennials we thought working at a job would change the world. Slowly, we started realizing we're just a cog in a giant machine that chews you up and spits you out at the end of each and every day.

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And dumb shit doesn't matter as much. You don't need to force a smile, or pretend to be social.

Fresco doesn't work for blue, and that's ok. He's some poor sap who dies a little more everyday in an office.

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Pic related.

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

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beautiful and true
lmao. Don't forget disgruntled goat.

That's mean.

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Honestly, I'm surprised Bitcoin Brett isn't more of a thing.

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This

Then if he should represent the distraught and fate accepting soul fresco as he is drawn know have big flaws. He have too many "alpha Chad" physic features : the big testicle chin, the high cheekbones, the wide smile, the strong neck... He remind me of a cocained trader slapping on the arse high end escort girls just when fannie mae freddie mac got bankrupt.

>>radio plays Just another manic monday

Having flashbacks to my wage days

fugg it's 11am here and i still didn't slept so i make faults everywhere and it get almost impossible to decypher my english, sorry about this frens.
And i snorted all the cock i had so i've nothing to keep me awaken.

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It's okay fren, just pray to Jesus Christ and get some rest. God bless.

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my flashback gets triggered with this

youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

i remember waging....stuck in raining traffic and this playing...i can still taste the helplessness and despair

Listen, substandard memes ultimately fail because of weak visual identity and unfocused emotional communication.

It's instructive to compare the small success of Nujack, which has a clear emotional palette (albeit a relatively uninteresting one), with the total failure of Frescu, which is just all over the fucking place. Fresco is not just a bad idea, it is a weak execution.

But i wanted to continue to discuss with you. Could you write a message about how do you feel deep down as a wagie? So i will try to encompass it better, i'm a neet since too long now, even if i wagecucked for a decade i feel like neetdom rewired me faster than i thought. I'm confused. Paint me your feels fren.

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Kek was an ancient Egyptian God of Primordial Darkness who had the face of a Frog. Jow Forums (and the other chans) in the course of memeing a bunch of stuff into reality, somewhere along the line started doing a primitive kind of numerology thing (like those dubs!), along with jacking off staring at symbols (sorcery) and constantly saying "Kek". Then the collective mind suddenly decided a Frog was our representative - and Pepe was here. See, we accidentally woke up an ancient God. This is why suddenly we're literally memeing shit into reality - we're feeding Kek the first worship he's had in millenia and he seems happy enough in his new persona.

Weaponised autism enhanced by sorcery user - consider that Jow Forums recently succeeded in calling in a successful airstrike, among other things. Chew on the implications of that. We're kinda turning into a bizzaro opposite of the illuminati. You know how many anons last year got rich? How many are pulling strings and meming politics into happening? Long way from blocking the pool in Habbo Hotel.

It's just the pressure of "trying to fit in." The mental anguish isn't really from the work itself, but from dealing with your coworkers. They then start getting into your personal life, you then feel the pressure to get married and have kids, or you'll be the odd one out.

For about a year, I was a drifter. Basically quit my full-time job with benefits and it wasn't a pleasant time. I had to worry about things from health insurance to managing my gap on my potential resume. Being unemployed was also kind of a bummer. I'd walk into Ross Tuesday at 2pm and it was weird because people automatically know you're sort of a bum because that's when all the old people are out and about that one lone young black dude that's clearly having a rough time unable to find work. People would also ask you what you do for a living, so I had to come up with an alibi.

Anyways, let me get back on topic in the post below...

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This is a very good point you made user. A tight smiled pseudo pepe can't carry much visually. How do you give him a palette of emotions if he always have the same stupid rictus on his face? It's almost impossible. We should start with a neutral facial stance meme to draw the perfect nervous breakdown white collar.

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Initially, when I started out I was young and I had a dream that I would change the world by working at a Fortune 500 company. I slowly realized that I was just a cog in a machine. It's just the monotony, the work never ends. You finish one sprint, and the next one begins. You have that damned daily standup where the manager and your team breathes down your neck. It's like, it just never ends. Also it starts getting petty with a pecking order. The senior folks and the important people have the desks near the windows. If you're new or junior to the team, you get a desk near the center of the office floor. Office bullying, again, it's so much the work itself that is a pain, but dealing with your coworkers and having to spend at least 40+ hours a week with them. That's why this picture is so terrifying to many of us, because it perfectly encapsulates the terror we have to face each day. The facade of diversity, yet everybody is pressured to go through the same exact NPC script.

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I think out of all the Fresco pics, that one is the best. The four frescos with their varying outfits. I just want to punch each and every one of them in the face. If you watch Office Space, that also captures how we feel about work. The boss, the monotony, the same dread, the hierarchy, the B.S. you gotta put up with. Sure you get some cool coworker bros, but that's about it and at the end of the day it's just pointless when you really look at it but we care so much for some reason.

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I admit Fresco is not that great, but I want it to be great because us white-collar wagie cucks need a meme we can relate to. I just feel both Pepe and Wojack are too juvenile for us. I can def relate to Fresco's red-eyes. I guess his red skin color represents the anguish we feel inside, the anger and frustration that's bottled up within us ready to explode (going postal). I also feel like 5 days a week is too long, the weekends are way too short. You celebrate Friday night, but you end up sleeping in on Saturday because you're so exhausted from the week. Sunday you need to do all your chores and groceries to get ready for the work week. What time do you have for yourself? I honestly feel like one of these days, during the week, I'm going to get a heart attack. Having to get up at 6am, commute, and sit in the office all day trying to get that one widget pushed out, it's not an easy job, and then come home and have trouble sleeping because you're so wired up from the day only to wake up early again. It's exhausting.

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Damn the feels man, it hurt so much. Especially the kid with expectations and dreams, having his dreams and hopes slowly crushed by the machine. Each child is unique, then the systemic giant mold slowly reshape you in this soulless apathetic wagecuck, but deep down you still have this spark of hope, you discretely blow on it from time to time to keep it alive, but you are not even sure why anymore. It's really sad to see most child know exactly what they want to be later in life, but the more the time pass on, the less they are sure about it, to the point they doubt so much of themselves they don't even know if they are able to do anything. Like a flower we would have deprived of sunlight.
We were promised so much, but they just expect us to be good goy and to not make any wave until we silently die.

I want to scream, scream for me, scream for you, scream for all the anons trapped here. A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing who could heard even from the moon.

Do we still have a soul user?
Hold me tight fren.

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The wagie cagie deserve their own meme i agree. It could have a memetic potential never attained before if we created a meme most wagecucks can relate to.
Fresco is a very early sketch because he have some key features of the absolute mental fatigue, but it's not enough. Also he look too creepy i think.
And i'm not sure to get why he have yellow teeths, it's becuz of all the coffee and cigarets he consume to keep up the pace?

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>Open office
>Customer service department at the other end of the office
>Constant wall of noise and ringing phones all day
>Can't even speak to the people opposite me because it's so loud, can't concentrate
Whose idea was it to have open offices...

open offices were designed with the unique purpose of constant policing between coworkers in mind. Why would a boss need an overseer when every worker can spy on each other constantly?

I don't know man, I'm not doing a good job of explaining it I feel like. Perhaps somebody can do better.

Basically, my story is kinda unique because I "ran away" from this lifestyle, but then I came back. During my time off, I actually missed being part of the commute, etc. I remember I would get up around noon every day thinking everybody else is at work. I felt like a bum just staying home doing nothing with my life. Not making money. Honestly, I think I was in a depression because deep down I really didn't care. Maybe I would get a job at a grocery store stocking shelves, but somehow I ended up landing a decent white-collar job (again) but I had to relocate.

My commute currently is very long, we're talking north end of an hour to 90 minutes, but I'm still thankful. At the same time, I can feel my old feels resurfacing again. So I understand why all these young kids just starting out of college are thinking and feeling this way, I understand their feels and what they're going through. Sometimes, I think a lot of these young grads are going through a quarter-life crisis since they literally spent their entire lives up to that point in the system and now they're truly on their own.

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Unironically, I would blame Zuckerberg. I still remember when Silicon Valley mostly had cubicles, but then all these "Agile"-types started to tout open office workspace. So corporate got wind of this and decided to cram everybody into as little space as possible to save on OpEx. It's truly insufferable.

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>the perfect nervous breakdown white collar.
An altered boomer would be worth pursuing here. The archetypal 30 yo boomer meme represents comfort and worldly wisdom. A stressed out corporate version could be striking.

what the fuck is bobo, stop inventing names

seriously, nigger?

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haha

Just use wojak, he is versatile enough

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We just explained, wojack is too juvenile for us.

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literally this. Look at how Wojak evolved in line with the market cycle from pink (fear), to dark (despair), to McWagecuck (depression) and finally the 30 year old boomer (acceptance). there is nothing else needed.

Both of them feel too unprofessional, they're too casual

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You're too juvenile for wojak

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shit meme

I suppose.

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Wojak can do everything fresco can, especially since fresco only has one fucking facial expression

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This one still has red hands but fuck it

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This facial expression can be changed to make him more like he's gritting his teeth, like a stiff upper lip attitude

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Fresco is kill

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Well the only way I could define and maybe maybe accept fresco in the future is like a gay loser no one wants to see here.

I'm a wagey, but come on guys don't get too triggered

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

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We need to make a modern version of this

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Its simple guys. People don't want to see themselves as Fresco. Pepe and Wojak on the other hand are likable.

Make a wagie meme that you could see yourself as, or picture a wagie seeing themselves as.

Fresco is like me, a semi-successful white collar who secretly hates his job but always acts lime he's having a better time than his colleagues. He's a go-getter cuz he wants to make a lot of money and retire early

Wojak is always sincere unless he wears a mask. Fresco is never sincere, he's always telling himself that everything is fine, he thinks he's Pepe.

Fresco is wearing a mask. I get it. At work I'm always acting like a smug ass, it's how I cope with the open office environment

nice work user

holy shit

srsly

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dr. peterson you're drunk get back to your family on christmas jesus christ

I totally relate with everything you wrote man. Are you still working as a SW developer?

Wing and wang

Its official boys, "Fresco is a forced meme " is now a meme

who still works in corporate america?