>25 year old doomer
>parents want me to call for Christmas
>Have talked to them on the phone for 4 months, never talk to people irl cus I have nothing to talk about
What do I do. Someone write me a script I'll say whatever you tell me
25 year old doomer
Liam Taylor
Oliver Ramirez
I’ll start it for you:
>Dear mom and mom’s boyfriend,
Jeremiah Lee
> I must confess that above all in life I value the beauty of little girls; truly they are the God's gift to mankind
Carson Harris
>But before that, 14/88 Race war gas the kikes now!
Jackson Russell
>little girls
>not little boys
Wyatt Miller
Lol good stuff, I might pull a Sam Hyde and stop giving a fuck, and record a video of me tormenting my mom for humor
Charles Lopez
I want to face fuck her if you know what I mean
Kayden Jenkins
>her
Kevin Kelly
Elijah Rodriguez
Unironically watch some jordan Peterson YouTube videos /read his book and take his repills to Evolve into a bloomer. Here's a script:
>"hey mom hey dad hope everything is good with you. Im fine got alot to think of and figure out but I feel that things will get better. how's [insert uncle freind common person] hope he's doing okay with his [insert previous persons interest/current challenge]. Well I'm going to go to a Xmas party with some friends. No just some guys I met from [insert white lie]. Alright take care of your selves, I love you both. Merry Xmas!"
And then start re evaluating your life and reflecting. Get your shit together.
Merry Xmas dude
Matthew Perry
>Too shy to talk to his own parents on christmas
Camden Wright
Not shy,just socially retarded
Zachary Fisher
gotchu familam
>hey guys (use pronouns so you dont have to know who you are talking to) happy holidays. how is everyone.
Pause for them to finish talking.
>that's great I feel the same. I miss you guys but you know how busy life can get
>oh man its getting crazy I gotta go lets talk again soon
>love you lots bye bye happy haha holidays.
invincible holiday call script works everytime
Henry Richardson
>hey mom, hey dad, how’s are you holidays going? I’m doing well myself. I’ve finally decided that this will be the year of reckoning
And then ad lib from there
Jackson Reed
Lol
Luis Diaz
This unironically. Clean your room, workout, learn some hobbies and meet new people. Thank me in a few years
Noah Ross
Samuel Robinson
Easton Kelly
>518 588 34xx
Brb
Austin Johnson
>doxxing your mother for an epic biz post
the absolute mad man
Brandon Robinson
I'm doing my best. Already called 7 numbers.
John Mitchell
some men just want to watch the world burn
Christopher Long
You got some decent suggestions earlier and this is the best you could come up with? You must be truly autistic.
Mason Lee
I want to believe.
Robert White
based
Aaron Taylor
8ch doxed her and even though shes only 19, apparently shes married to some elite chad
Parker White
there's no way she's 19
Colton Harris
be nice to your parents user
Mason Jones
who are you fags talking about
Carter Mitchell
the meme girl
Grayson Taylor
He's a marine.
She's actually turning 20 next month.
Jace Hernandez
oh
does 8ch have a finance board? never was able to find one