>apply to literally 100 places
>finally get ONE phone interview for a finance analyst job in 2 weeks
>spend 15 hours a day preparing for it
>research everything about the company
>read two 500 page long books on business and finance
>finish 3 certified courses on coursera and edX relevant to the job (paid $400 for them)
>hire a professional interview coach to practice 5 days before ($250 an hour for five 1 hour sessions)
>day of the phone interview
>nail every question asked
>interviewer sounds really impressed
>tells me they would be very interested in meeting me for a final interview
>3 days later
>check email
>”Thank you for applying. Unfortunately...”
Apply to literally 100 places
Ethan Hughes
Christopher Phillips
haha idiot, looking for a job in a recession
Angel Johnson
Proof? Bummer if true.
Eli Richardson
Why don't you apply for a real job. Financial analysts are just con artists thinking they can predict the future. They will all be culled in the coming collapse, same as mortgage brokers.
Juan Adams
if you are such a good analyst why do you even need a job?
the finance industry is just a scam.
Joseph Hill
You're just a lazy entitled millennial. You need to apply yourself
Oliver Wright
lmao loser
Gabriel Hall
You probably have a stupid voice
Daniel Carter
They hired Chad for your job and Stacy as secretary
Why wouldn't you just put that money you spent into LINK
Connor Wood
Job market is fucked m8
Ive applied 400 places
What state?
Cameron Harris
Should just have walked in and give them a firm handshake.
Noah Williams
This
Get rich quick pajeet fgt
Ryan Cruz
>hear this guy wants a job real bad
>lol loser can't even get an interview
>an idea comes to me
>pretend i'm a professional interview coach
>send him a mail using my company's adress
>we will interview you over the phone
>idiot buys it, doesn't suspect anything
>comes to me for 5 (FIVE) lessons
>i charge each lesson $250
>email him to fuck off
Sebastian Parker
I know that feel of seeing the word “unfortunately”.
Juan Morales
The job market is trash. And anons will come up with all sorts of BS reasons for why you're not finding a job. Reality is that it's just luck and who you know. Right place, right time.
Josiah Wright
>>finish 3 certified courses on coursera and edX relevant to the job (paid $400 for them)
Which courses did you do user?
Gavin Morgan
Julian James
Geez, it's almost like...they don't always hire the most qualified candidate.
Henry Jackson
>be me
>Automotive mechanic
>Not a genius in what I'm doing
>Very reliable though
>Always sober
>No drugs
>Shows up at work every morning
>That's enough to be considered elite among mechanics
>Just got a job at major oil company as a diesel generator technician
>AUD100k from the start
Feels good man. Trades ain't a meme.
Samuel Bell
WHO KNEW THAT A FIAT MONETARY SYSTEM RUN BY THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN WOULDN'T WORK?
William Lee
>introductory high school level class
Why are you applying to jobs that you cant do?
Matthew White
> AP micro
That is your problem right there.
Ryder Richardson
Why don't you buy chainlink OP? That 1k you spent getting interviewed by some faggot would have bought you 4,000 link tokens and you'd be a millionaire by 2020
Wyatt Murphy
I've never prepared extensively for an interview. Had no problems getting accepted to graduate schools and then getting hired. Even after awkward silences, stammering, and drawing a blank due to lack of preparation.
Stop trying so hard. There are a bunch of other applicants that can do the job just as well as you. What matters more is how well you'll fit in within the company and how you relate to the interviewer(s).
Isaiah Roberts
Got a job in fast food...
Quit cause it sucked lmao
Easton Brown
Guess i wont fit in anywhere time to kms tbhqfamalingdingdong goodbye
Elijah Brown
> Unfortunately...”
>implying
Grayson Campbell
god i wish i could sit on svens face
Juan Miller
you're right that is epic
he's straight
Owen Ross
hi swede
Hunter Bailey
This literally happens all the time... I put almost 0 effort in now compared to when I started a decade ago — spamming applications, get a thick skin about it. You will find one.
I remember writing cover letters. What a literal fucking waste of time. Cover letter required? Copy and paste some bullshit from my linked in. That’s all you are getting from me at this stage.
Ethan Price
shit like this is why financial independence should be the goal of every person. western countries are fucked. employers can afford to fuck around with good candidates like you op because they have got a heap of dumb women who are happy to work for a measly salary because they have been raised on the myth of female empowerment. then there is the h1b1 visa nosense but I am not sure how much its affected finance.
Jose Barnes
you must be a weirdo.
it's about the only thing keeping people from hiring. something about you is physically repulsive or otherwise keeping potential coworkers from wanting to work with you.
Charles Harris
My cover letters are very generic. I change the address of the company, the name of the manager, the role I am applying for and where I found the role. Takes me like 1 minute to modify it and then I export it to pdf. I don't even bother applying to companies that ask for a resume and cover later and then ask you to manually enter your information in again.
Wyatt Johnson
This might offend you OP but it could be it. Are you really ugly, or fat? Post a picture of your face.
Isaiah Foster
Which books dis you read?
Ian Williams
>ugly people and weirdos don’t get jobs
Logan Brown
I'm not Jewish
Austin Green
I am talking about straight repulsive. A 5/10 well groomed dude in a suit is not a ugly unless you're a dumb Stacy with high in the sky standards.
Also that dude got in through either ethnic nepotism, luck or he's like MIT 5.0 GPA 160 IQ math wizard who can predict the market.
Adrian Campbell
he looks indian not jewish
Christopher Myers
universally relatable