Vishnu memes aside, you guys do realize he is unironically Satoshi, right?

Vishnu memes aside, you guys do realize he is unironically Satoshi, right?

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He's way too much of a blathering idiot to be Satoshi. The real Satoshi is a rather humble, non - boisterous genius type.

szabo is satoshi, get over it

Sirs are you saying Vishnu is unironically Satoj?

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yes sirs i believe this is satoj. buy satoj vision sirs

No, the AI its satoshi, it created the blockchain, those fuckers were just lucky and found about it first.

Take the darkmatterpill.

someone explain this vishnu mem, i am from /fit trying to invest some money

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OK ser, here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian Ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the slumdog-shittercritter-protocol.

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian Ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the shitterislandprotocol.

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OH hai ser good to see other babbus like myself ride the telephone khamba. You also have a collection of pan massala wrappers?

>satoshi could never be like csw
Its all in your fairytale dream, cuck

The team behind Bitcoin SV are Craig Wright and a bunch of fucking indians. So people here meme about deisgnated poo streets and how there is a vishnu on the SV blockchain that poos bigger blocks

Glorious Indian Accent

You'd be surprised
Name the team
Thanks

20 whiteys
8 poos
4 chinks
1 nig nog

Free fud

Yes sir, he is true Sanjay sir!

Yes 100% no one in crypto understands bitcoin from tech and economic perspective like he does

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CSW deliberately acts like that to troll the socialists and proof of social media types, and to give him enough time to finish accumulating the patents he needs to ensure BSV is the only remaining coin in a few years

It's similar to how Trump trolled the media to win the 2016 election

Watch some of the interviews with him, he sounds much more intelligent in those

*ahem*

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This

Creg Right is unironically Satoj and he really did trap a vishnu on the blockchain. The Indian government are trying to hush it up

Can you people not see that this is meme magic manifesting itself all over again? Kek is speaking!

This is the same meme magic from 2016 all over again. Kek is trying to tell us something

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No more Kek now only Vishnu sirs

He cute

No signature proving ownership of Satoshis coins = Not Satoshi. Simple and easy, but not to you people and this delusional lunatic. Fuck off.

Whoops. You just admited youll believe hes satoshi if he signs the keys

Yes sirs, Creg Satoj is unironically god emperor Trump, who built the holy wall and made the US america economy great again and saved the stock market.

ahahaha
fucking kek

There's a blockchain in the vishnu.

>anonymity is bad
>t. satoshi

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1 word sirs: neutral smart contracts

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>he's only pretending to be retarded

He sounds like a moron in interviews and has proven he has zero technical knowledge whatsoever.

Whoa! Looks like I've been beaten in my own game. I admit defeat

KINDLY SUBMIT SIR

No, Satoshi is proof of work, not keys.
Just like having Jesus' sandals doesn't make you Jesus

u sound like a moron desu

What would someone need to do to convince you they are satoshi

Invent bitcoin

How would someone prove to you they invented bitcoin

sir. the people of lalachi invented bitcoin.

They would need more than keys, they would also need to know a lot about Bitcoin and work every day to scale it and preserve the original design