If you could speak for 1 minute and be heard by everybody in the world, what would you say?

People of Earth, give me your energy

*ahem*
OP IS A FAGGUÉTTÉ

Get your money out of the banks
You are a kike slave
Buy crypto

>If you could speak for 1 minute and be heard by everybody in the world, what would you say?
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos. BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol. Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

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tfw no gf

>lmao get a load of this conspiracy theorist I heard on the today show that this is what crazy conspiracy theorists believe and I'm too smart to believe in conspiracy theories lmao what an idiot I bet he doesn't even watch the news

This gay idiot CRYPTOPISS spams his crap on discord servers every day. His unoriginal idea and website is tiring to look at and boring to even think about. If you buy a “plot” you are funding an annoying, barely able to speak English spook, who spends his days and nights spamming discord servers in his basement.

you are just jelly

All I do is spam

Id tell the girls with ugly feet to kill themselves for the betterment of human society
imagine looking at shit feet all day, gross

Fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck spics, fuck jews, and fuck jannies

"Buy my TEL bags"

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I would use it to foretell a destructive prophecy and unite the world against a phantom threat a la watchmen

im here to get it right, dont try to stop me either
ask the feds who i am and what power i have
also good news, new earth high tech and shit
honestly thats all i would say.

Kevin is a con artist

>Fuck niggers, chinks, muslims, spics and jews
I’d spend the remaining 55 seconds doing a fortnite dance tbd