/smg/ - Suicide Man General

Never Let An Bad Orange Man On The Road Be An End To Your Journey.

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:
1_800_273_8255

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Victims of Orange Man's Baffonery:

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streetwisereports.com/article/2018/12/24/therapeutics-developer-secures-patents-continues-phase-3-trial-planning.html
marketwatch.com/story/this-still-looks-like-just-a-stock-market-correction-not-something-worse-2018-12-26
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Trump will save the market. If you're a patriot you should load up on the dip

Sentiment is still dreadful. I'm going to load up on vix.

hedging with bitcoin.

He's not failed us this far, just a bit more trust.

Trump will save the market. If you're a patriot you should load up on the dip

bots are getting lazy

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I know it's a meme but what the hell is bitcoin a hedge for what does it actually protect you against. There's very little reason to expect it'd be a safehaven asset in a crisis.

You might as well just hedge by drawing all remaining cash from your savings account and putting it in your socks.

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YALL READY FO DIPS

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What are we shorting today goyim?

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Wait, what the fuck? I thought the market was crashing?

>b-b-b-but a bunch of anons on Jow Forums and a terminally ill guro fetishist told me that the market was crashing and would nebur ebur go up again, how could they possibly be wrong

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Imagine believing this

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Markets will recover in January confirmed.

3% down FOR A MONTH. Sorry faggots. Short the rally and make some money back.

merry late christmas /smg/

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Open the fucking market already.

mother fudger -_-;
S&P down 500 points ever since started shilling SPXU

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ring a bell, maybe they'll fall for it

Santa Claus rally turned into '' It's normal to have drop in the end of December''.

This is sad.

It's going to be yet another head fake. Just watch.

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It will and it is. It's bear market now and will continue for 6 months. that doesn't mean that every day is going to be red though. there will be some up days

I should note that my original predictions in October anticipated a crash in January, something I only revised after oil prices fell. I wouldn't be surprised if it goes either way at this point.

He's right you know.

Britbongs, ignoring the current political / economic climate, are we better off investing only in UK stocks / index funds? I currently use eToro because it’s easy as hell and cheap. But don’t like having to convert my £ into $. If the pound ever recovers my returns are gonna get raped. What are the best long term investment options for UK investors? FTSE, well-established high dividend stocks and low risk ETFs?

We had record retail sales, the drop was because we pulled out of Syria and top level Jews kvetched

I just read on CNBC that this is all Trump's fault, and they're going to impeach him next year and the markets will go lower and it will still be his fault.

there has been a correction, but people on here are treating it like a recession is guaranteed
there's a good chance that these small spec bears will get bogged if they don't exit their shorts on time

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Going on a moon mission today :DDD

also

>saving a thumbnail

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futures up almost 80 points kek

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t-thank you
that was an old pic bugging ma image folder for years

we already in recession tho

Time to sell your dollars kids. It was fun while it lasted but we're going to see a weakened demand for the USD across the world, better off going long in the metals, and now that the holidays are over you should sell your live cattle if you haven't and wait for the cheapies come the spring time.

NO! NOT MY LEAN HOGS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Massive oil bounce today

this is what needs to be watched. oil prices are driving credit markets due to all of the debt oil cos are under, and credit markets are driving stock prices. oil is the tell

GALT GALT GALT GALT GALT

Bought the dip at open, let's see how high that dead cat bounces.

see, it's going to be alright
small biotech stocks like this are extremely volatile, but if the fundamentals are good and you have the patience to hold through volatility, they can pay off in the long term

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Based 90's
Sauce? Any fan lewds

You think GALT will get bought out?

POST YOUR TEARS, BEARS.
GOLDEN BULL RUN IS BACK ON THE MENU.
HAHAHAHA

fake ass pump. PPT on suicide watch

goodnight smg

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DUMP IT

aaaaaaaaaand we are back!

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Fuck me life lads

Why did I invest in Facebook

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FUCK OFF

OBVUOUS BULL TRAP

BURN IT TO THE GROUND DRUMPF

>we already in recession tho
We've already had two successive quarters of negative GDP growth? How did I miss that?

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God, these spy puts are free money. Feels so good.

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I think either a BO or a partnership will happen by the end of Q1 2019, just based on the fact that they haven't fired Back Bay and announced their phase 3 trial design yet, and that their billionaire backer was willing to extend his line of credit to them into 2019
They've been silent for an unusually long period of time when it would be in their best interest to move forward and announce their future plans
That, to me, indicates that they're in progress with negotiations for something

streetwisereports.com/article/2018/12/24/therapeutics-developer-secures-patents-continues-phase-3-trial-planning.html

ZUCC'D

the fuck this lame ass pump lmao

bull fags kidding themselves like always

>In a Dec. 19 research note, H.C. Wainwright & Co. analyst Ed Arce reported that Galectin Therapeutics Inc. (GALT:NASDAQ) continues to advance its corporate programs while working to finalize the plan for a Phase 3 trial of its galectin-3 inhibitor, GR-MD-02, in patients with nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (NASH) cirrhosis without esophageal varices.

>Those efforts pertaining to the Phase 3 study, Arce summarized, include incorporating and refining advice and guidance from the FDA and outside NASH experts. Additionally, the company's strategic adviser, Back Bay Life Science Advisors, continues discussions with potential partners about securing the rights to GR-MD-02. Galectin's management indicated it will announce the Phase 3 trial design and specifics, including cost and timeline, once planning is done and a protocol is in place that the FDA deems acceptable.

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just buy more and average down the cost. Facebook is the future of advertisement

Oh fuck me, I completely forgot about an investment I did through a swedish bank and when I finally got home to check the account I was down 28%.
Too many accounts on too many places, diversity sucks dick..

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Say it with me
G O L D E N B U L L R U N

Sell the bounce. This is now a traders market not investors

/thread

HAHA IT BEGINS


EAT SHIT BULLS

This cheap oil is pissing me off. Losing money being long oil is fucking bullshit, but there's solace in the fact I can just blame sand niggers and call them cock sucking assholes.

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lol, nah the democrats want to regulate the fuck out of them to protect the idiots that supply them with their entire life story.

Oil is going to 20 dollars. wtf are you doing?

this is a bull trap, next stop SPY 2275.

Zero momentum now

>SPY 2275

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COPE.
You thought you could get money out of the boomers?
THEY OWN YOU.

That's what I've been doing the whole time already

sorry I was wrong not SPY. S&P 500 to 2275.

am observing the STRANGEST BUY WALLS
have never seen anything like these in 1 year of watching DOM

am thinking there really are such things as plunge protectors
am really really doubting we gonna crash back down today too hard

am gonna long pretty hard if we drop back to 235

that just once metric out of dozens

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Ah yes another morning pump and sell off. Day 10 in a row or so?

rolling over 270

Officially bought the SQQQ meme. Please market direction, don't change today.

Eating into that gap up now. We're going down I repeat. Worst month since 2001 before the week's over.

SQQQ $100 by 2020

The era of the eternal red bear has begun

vxx 2% its happening ron paul gif

2300 at close?

AAAAAAAA AA
WTF IS GOING ON
THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE GOLDEN BULL

you'll be fine, shit dumps later in the day in bear markets

More like 180. bear markets make huge moves fast. it will snowball. Soros will lead us there.

Annnnnndddd we're back.
Get fucked bulls.

Guys should I buy a few dozen SQQQ to hedge against my Facebook position?

kids are buying stocks with their cash gifts on xmas, happens every year. all green from here on out

Hey Jay, don't let the Golden Bull gore your ass on the way back up.

It begins.

we are still green. Bulls are in control

seriously if we just drop of cliff all day -_-

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234 gonna break soon. sweet.

This.
I heard a bunch if kids in the mall talking about all the Ford sick that they're gonna buy.

Plus wallstreet holiday bonuses.

Here it comes

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red dead

Not anymore :^y

Kids don't go to malls anymore and they don't talk about buying Ford ffs. Stop trying to make us believe this is the bottom.

Bear market cancelled.
Get fucked bears.

marketwatch.com/story/this-still-looks-like-just-a-stock-market-correction-not-something-worse-2018-12-26

We are fine

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