>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
You know...nothing in life matters now because I know how to fucking juggle. Like I'll never be homeless anymore because I can juggle. Like no matter what happens I have a skill that I can use in capitalism. Like if I want to get degraded on camera for money? Lame and overdone...but have they ever juggled? Nope!! Homeless on the streets begging for money?? Now imagine if I knew how to juggle. Like I literally saved myself from a life of poverty learning this. The soul of the jester is guiding me!!
WTF is this low volume shit stock? I mean I don't like the shit volume, you may have liquidity problems when trying to exit. I have no clue why they're so beaten up, but it looks like a entry price from the tea leaves.
Jason Bell
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lupus not really biopharm curable if was REALLY rich, would get million dollar gene therapy in China or pay for bi-weekly blood transfusions from kindergartners
when "Pharma Bro" did the price increase on immuno-suppressants he actually screwed me alittle bit
>when "Pharma Bro" did the price increase on immuno-suppressants he actually screwed me alittle bit good
Jonathan Martinez
whats going on? surely conventional wall st wisdom cant explain the markets these days. the rise of HFT has had to have changed the market in existential ways. i cant imagine the swings would be this big in either direction day to day without a concerted effort on behalf of the majority of HFTs. whos even making money like this? vix holders?
Aaron Bennett
Money... I'm the jester... Unafraid of everything the drifter. The soul of the jester guides me
Bro, this was so fucking predicable. All the major financial media were calling for the end of the world 36 hours ago. They've even still got those stories up on their front page.
It was always going to rebound.
Xavier Brooks
this was the best month ever, I'm going to miss the predictable volatility
Reminder now that the "holidays" are over people aren't going to be spending money on golden shit for broads to take their clothes off until like Valentine's day.
if the news stations are saying we are going down, we are ganna go up?
Gabriel Evans
what goes up must always go up in a perpetual debt based society after all
Leo Martin
>tfw you bought like crazy on Christmas Eve and Friday
Feels good
Wyatt Carter
You have to be a literal retard to miss out on this momentum
Ian Cook
FOMO
prepare for (((their))) dump
Ayden Cruz
>bought a few stocks like 2 weeks ago thinking we were pretty close to the bottom >shit tanks, obviously >put in a sell order yesterday i barely lost any money, but i still feel like killing myself. and now i cant decide whether to rebuy. i think im gonna wait a day, but even then it might just increase tomorrow as well and tank the next day
Angel Campbell
WE ARE BACK!!!!
FUCK GOLD FUCK SILVER FUCK BEARS WE BOUT TO FUCKING /MAKEIT/
Xavier Long
Y'all are just being backed up by the commonwealth's Boxing Day sales, enjoy the pink Wojaks tomorrow
Jaxon Wright
Goldman Sachs actually has their own contrarian indicator based on how many bullish/bearish headlines are being released by financial media
James Turner
1,000 GET
13 MINUTES
KEEP BUYINGLADS
Charles Cooper
at this rate were going circuit breaker tomorrow on the fall from this fake pump.
Gavin Morgan
First for SOXL plus based hedgefunds buying $64B and insider buying at another new record
all this market action is tied to you specifically
Oliver Garcia
Don't buy when shit goes up, retard. Buy when shit goes down, sell when shit goes up.
Cooper Rivera
welcome to the machine
Connor Baker
Sure thing bud
Ethan Evans
This might just be the end of the troubles that started in october
Robert Rivera
>the banks short the market >-10% later they take profit >normies take the market higher so they can short again
Aiden Cooper
I'm saying the market dropped a shitload in a small amount of time when all the bankers are on holidays, it was bound to rebound.
It's going to make up 50% of the losses, and then it's going to shit the bed again in January.
Start acquring SQQQ when it hits price levels of early to mid December again. We're gonna have another crack at this.
Hunter Hernandez
This is my favorite general
Parker Bennett
We already reached the bottom. Now we are in a bull market. Buy buy buy!
Jacob Diaz
MY PUTS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dominic Barnes
THIS RALLY IS FUCKING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reminder that this is not a fake rally, this is hedge funds rebalancing into equities, insiders buying in preparation for corporate buybacks and a massive short squeeze after the OECD put/call ratio clocking in at over 1.8 on Friday. Oh yeah, AND the Plunge Protection Team ft. BIG DADDY Trump saying to BUY yesterday
hence the role of biotech companies to come up with less retarded ways to treat it that would be cool, though i imagine there's some way to change how the immune system targets stuff
sold my SVXY and put the money back into WTR i think the main thing I'll use day trading for is hedging with things like TVIX and SQQQ during bad market times
Jacob Price
Split house in the legislator, no budget passed, communism threatening American sovereignty, 5G is going to be delayed... We're fucked m8.
