/smg/ - Stock Market General

The Green Day Strikes Back Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Some of you guys are alright. Don't check the stock market tomorrow if you own any stock.

Happening thread will be posted on Jow Forums.

So long bulls.

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Is it bad that after hour is red right now?

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thanks senpai

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wat caused todays rally

reminder that no one here actually knows what they're talking about and if they did they would be enjoying their wealth instead of posting here

Sauce? Looks like it gets kinky.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

IRM and its 7%+ divvy coming into town next week

r a l l y

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Short squeezes

shhhhheeeeeeeeeiiiiiittt

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so ur sayijg were gonna be red tmrw

WY is at a juicy 6.12%

depends how we open

>14.5 p/e for a REIT
nice. need to look into this company, this is my first time hearing about it

It d-doesnt
i-i-its perfectly normal non-vore picute @_@

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fuck you guys, just 24 hours ago nearly the whole board was saying
>this next recession is going to make 2008 look like a joke
>buy guns, buy water, buy food, buy gold
>the whole fiat and debt house of cards is crashing down

market jumps one day and now its
>lmao this rally was so predictable ( )
>USA! USA! USA!
>LEGENDARY GOLDEN BULL RUN STARTS NOW

pic isn't all the comments, you couldn't possibly fit everything into one pic but i saw few, if anyone saying yesterday was the bottom or a simple correction and that a rally was on the way in a day's time.

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10 days of red candles, you bulls get one day green and think we're going to witness a multi-day rally. I've got 0 confidence in the market's ability to keep the gains it has made today into the weekend.

why is QQQ up afterhours

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so y isnt today just a dead cat bounce

fuck the haters my bias stays bullish 100% SPX to 3000

This reminds me of the 2015-2016 market selloff, are we in for another 2 years of extreme bullishness?

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>he fell for the doomsday prepper meme

Shorts covering plus panic overselling is subsiding.

It will be up and down for a while with a slight trend up. We were oversold.

Yes if anything people will dump their bags to offset taxable income

>152.55
I thought the PPT only works when the market is open...

i'm always bullish overall,

I still think DOW is going to hit 20000 or 21000 before going up to 40K in 2025.

I tell you guys I’m doing the exact opposite of whatever it is I’m really doing.

Knew something was cooking when i saw dow futures -600 this morning. Some brave souls made a fortune today

>gets his investment advice from shit posting bed ridden meme spitting neets
>wonders why it doesn't work out for him
look Margaret look, the retard is posting again.

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>spx 10% down this month alone
>bulls won
k

Good ol' Jow Forums never fails to entertain.

Filtered

lol

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they weren't down 600 this morning, that was just monday's numbers

this general is actually a great barometer for short-term sentiment

I dunno, is another tax cut going to happen with a Democratic congress?

The last 2 years were driven by loose fiscal policy.

its been ONE green day in the sea of red
of course an historicly 5%+ pump will bring back the bull posters
a red day will bring back bear posters

also sentiment changes fast
you have for change sentiment if you want make money

it doesnt mean people are any less bearish / bullish, but today was an obviously green day from many perspectives

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Could be. The rate hikes take time to actually affect the economy. Could get into a euphoria phase if earnings come strong.

>implying everyone bought the exact top
Bulls have been winning for 100 years and will continue to beat booty blasted bears

After hours are meaningless

I made good trades and bad trades today. FAKE & GAY!

>looking at p/e for REITS when you should look at FFO

We back?
Ok we back

you should let the japs know. besides if you're a perma-anything chances are you're retarded.

I just want to know who got wiped out today. You know somebody found a way to.

Source?

I bought 1K of SQQQ at the bottom, down 120$ atm.

i don't have anything invested, and i don't take advice from here. just pointing out that these people acting smug and confident were the same ones sweating bullets and looking into bullion yesterday

Canada really missed out today

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>American markets will drop to perma bear like the nikkei even though fundamentals are universes apart

Fucking newb. SPX is going to 3k because of QT and the further bond selloff

Bulled so hard it gored the website down.

>comparing the US to Japan

let me guess, you compare your dick size to that of a frog?

proof this was a fake pump arranged by the POTUS PPT gang

I would sell and short now

“Fake pump” okay I guess it didn’t happen

>i don't have anything invested
start now. the faster your start the better off in the future you'll be due to compounding interest.

da fuq

if I said some one had "fake tits" it doesn't mean they don't exist

anybody buy Vanguard Index ETF's using robinhood? Drawbacks/benefits vs just giving vanguard my money directly?

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this guy
>I bet my life's savings against Facebook, how dumb or smart am I? Shorted $6k at 126 with the thoughts that the EU and Dem-controlled House will launch a bunch of investigations and levy some major fines against them

can we get an f in the general for our fallen lad

>so ur sayijg were gonna be red tmrw

Yeah that's possible. It depends. S&P has not broken out of descending channel yet, so, i dunno, hard to say what kinda day is coming. I think the channel will break over the next few trading sessions, then S&P maybe peak out at ~2600 or so.

The main thing is that this is, so far, an oversold bounce with a short squeeze. It isn't a trend reversal yet.

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>nikkei futures +3.95%
I think we are back boys

I hope so. Lets go bois

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SQQQ is still around all time lows, if the DOW goes back to 25,000 im buying SQQQ hand over fist

leftypol and smug bobo posters are contrarians indicators. You gotta learn the basic gestalt here.

>spent a bunch for Christmas
>no paycheck for a while
>cant get in while prices are still low
we better not have a golden bull

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Hmm tough question. I'll have to think about it then get back with you.

lol sure thing kid

>Canada really missed out today

Markets were closed on account of boxing day being a holiday in leafistan.

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My advice is to always do the exact opposite that the current sentiment of Jow Forums would imply for you to do.

Current sentiment seems cautiously bullish so I recommend cautious shorts. I get the sense DOW will likely drop or rise a bit tomorrow, definitely won't jump as much as today, but the rally might completely whimper and die which will make the lucky vultures that take my advice insanely rich even with a cautious short.

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SQQQ has the potential for crypto-like gains in the long term.

My prediction is that the $18 for SQQQ is going to look like the deal of the century when it goes to $50, $70, $100...dare I say $150 or $200.

If this tech bubble bursts, it's going to crash like its 2000/2001.

No filthy britbongs or milkbags allowed for buy cheapies!

Now will be funny if America dumps on them tomarrow when they fomo in

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>This thing went up in the past
>this thing will continue to go up
Imagine being this retarded.

imagine thinking that the US market, under its current conditions, won't continue to go up over time. now that's really retarded

until socialism takes over in the US, I'm betting on the US market to continue to grow.

Rights oops lol nvm

we can still buy your stocks you silly goose

youre right, sp500 might go down when the sun begins to explode

Why do you speak like you have brain damage

spiders somewhere within -2% by fri close

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aww really? nvm then :(

am not brain damaged ;_;

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>This thing went up in the past
>this thing will continue to go up
>Imagine being this retarded.

If you're talking about the indices then yeah, shit always goes back to the rising mean. 100+ years of market trend supports that tendency. Only some cataclysmic event that wipes out most of the technology and infrastructure would wipe out the global markets for several decades. World wars? Nah. 10 years or so, then right back up.

Stop playing in their Casino. Get out of stocks and into crypto, do your part for liberty
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anybody thinking the markets wont always go up, what the fuck do you think will happen in the world if they dont?

the only way the SP500 doesnt always go up is a complete societal collapse, in which case any money you lost investing doesnt matter and wont have any value anyways

so just buy SP500 and forget about it, either it moons or the moon you lost doesnt matter anyways

...

could you imagine the nerdy faggot that actually got this shirt and hat printed out and then paid some wanna be model in his area a few bucks to do a few poses in front of the camera?

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Kek what a joke

gross dude

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now that's what I call a pump and dump if you catch my drift amirite lads

I don't give a shit if the market is going to be up in 50 years. If there's going to be a crash, for example due to unsustainable corporate and government debt, I don't want to be the chump holding the bags for 10 years.
Though I really don't care since I'm a swing trader. I don't fight the market.

I should've bought CNSL like I said, knew it wouldn't have dropped significantly from open.

this lmao, anyone banking on the stock market crashing might as well be hoarding on tangible assets like guns, ammo, food, etc.. because a stock market collapse = apocalypse

Sauce!

> a stock market collapse = apocalypse
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets
wat

we reached all time highs in the US after every, single, one, of these

if your investing for a 4 minute period then FOMO in adn out all day, im rich as hell because i just buy buy buy and hold because its what rich people do

>im rich as hell
how much is that sir

high 6 figures

continually growing, all i will ever need and more

the markets either go up or you wont need any USDs, either way the best course of action for any individual person is to invest and not sell

think you missed the point of my post fampai