Remember to buy shiny fucking rock. Shiny fucking rock has retained the value of shiny fucking rock for years now...

Remember to buy shiny fucking rock. Shiny fucking rock has retained the value of shiny fucking rock for years now. Man kind has always liked shiny fucking rock because.
1. It's rare
2. it's fucking shiny
and for some reason in a nuclear apocalypses we believe that shiny rock will still be worth shiny fucking rock. Oh and you can probably beat people with it idk.

Some fun facts about shiny rock.
>It is a store of value, which means in 10,000 years it will still be a shiny rock you can give to your kids.
>you can beat people with shiny rock.
So buy some shiny fucking rock today for some reason.

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>store of value, which means in 10,000 years
it won't be worth shit after we've minded the solar system

Best shill thread on biz desu

Love me some shiny fucking rock

t. no shiny rock user

you mean shiny metal

Nothing will be worth shit when we've "minded" the whole universe. An Everest sized piece of platinum floated by earth a few years back. If mined it would be enough to collapse every world market

Source?

I rather buy some sweet sweet bitcone

Are you implying that the shiny rock salesman that advertises on tv shows my grandma advertises is lying when he says shiny rock has always been worth shiny rock?!?

>It's rare
Oh nononono!
It's actually infinitely available in the universe. I'd be willing to bet there's entire planets made of the stuff.

Buy Bitcoin.

>"minded"
obvious typo, retard. though with the universe expanding we sure are going to have a hard time mining everything.

when everest size gold asteroid fall to earth nothing else mattres

You am clearly smart. Please to tell how minded solar system sir

SHINE ROCK is da real KASH and here is proofs

1. it gots shine
2. it gots values
3. chicks luv it
4. it gots shine
5. the ejyptian kangs n shiet all use it
6. even that muthafukka JEZUS use it!

why u dumb whyte bois aint have the real KASH yet?

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Alright shiny rock fags, how can I join the goldbug cult, is apmex the way to go?

Find a local bullion dealer and pay cash

>and for some reason in a nuclear apocalypses we believe that shiny rock will still be worth shiny fucking rock

ME STRAWMAN. ME SMART

>central bankers say gold is useless
>keep buying it anyways
>US never sells 1 ounce of its 8000 tons

really makes those with operative noggins activated their almonds.

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the crows outside and girls love shiny things. I am investing in shiny things. Crows and girls cannot be wrong!

>and for some reason in a nuclear apocalypses we believe that shiny rock will still be worth shiny fucking rock
is this what people mean when they talk about SHTF? I always thought that just meant a war or economic collapse. Are people retarded enough to think they can prepare for a fallout-style world or that a situation like that is even realistic? It's simply never happened.
There will always be money.

>there will always be money
And it will always be gold and silver

Gold has important scientific properties.

Thats the idea, acumulate as much as you can without making it obvious you are building your reserves so as to not desturb the price.

Hahahahahaha, you believe starwars is a documentary. You still believe in Santa? Masons have really warped your brain.

>ooh shoiny...

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>rock
>no ionic and/or covalent bond
sage and kys

Greetings from sci

Slam it into the planet. Mined.

Or better send a rocket filled with a drone swarm that could latch on and break it into small chunks,

We could also completely devalue the energy market harvesting H3 from the moon.

Unlimited resources will happen on a long enough timeline provided we solve over-population with planetary expansion. The only thing worth a penny will be ideas and creativity.

He trusts nasa (which in hebrew means to deceive) to send him into "space". Good luck with that.

>there is more gold in the world than silver
>silver has more practical applications
>gold is worth more for some reason

Recycle electronics with poisonous chemicals.

Shiny fucking rocks will dominate eoy

>just slam a large, high density asteroid into the earth, ezpz
Found the retard

One of these days I'm going to have to get everything out and take a picture of it all at the same time in one image. This doesn't include all the silver and platinum.

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Honestly, user, have you ever seen bullion in the flesh? It's incredible. It's smooth, heavy, and gives off a beautiful golden luminescence. When you see it you'll understand why man has always lusted over it. If I could, I would fill my basement with it.

everyone says oh bitcoin is better

but you can always get hacked and lose your money instantly

you cant keep bitcoin in a vault where it is safe and secure

nobody wants to keep 100s of billions in bitcoin