Is this a biz approved couch?

Kek. Too late into the couch game. I bought this couch at $0.07

>implying im not going to make porn videos on my couch

don't worry. i hold 100k link. this couch will only be worth half a link eoy

Looks fine for $700 user. Don't spend 5k on a couch unless it's in your forever home but I think you know this.

Why not buy a comfortable couch? That looks like something that belongs in a prison.

Lacks any element of style. Here's my advice to you since you're clearly autistic when it comes to interior decorating: Ask a friend for help or hire someone to help you. This is fucking beastly disgusting ugly.

Everybody is commenting on how it looks and not how cozy it is. What a bunch of snobbish cunts occupy this board.

I bought this couch and it fell apart after 2 years of chronically masturbating on it. Get yourself an artisinal, locally made by hand piece of furniture if you want to make it friend.

>$700 for a shit-tier couch that will show stains easily and has no real back to it to lie back against

What a ripoff

its truly sad, I have to say.

I would never go over 1000/couch at your age. Mine were less than 500 each. They're noticeably cheap, but lightweight and have held up for about four years now. I'd also never get white furniture. One thing to note is these modern couches are usually lower which equals less comfy back support. Consistently checking Craigslist and making calls will eventually score you a great deal. It might take three months of watching, but the key is to be watching.