Burglary General

Burglary is not worth it. The only thing that's worth it is shoplifting, and that's only if you're younger than 21 and are doing something else with your life and can convince the prosecution to give you pretrial intervention and expungement because you're a college boy that just did something stupid.

And only if you're not a pussy and can walk out of a store with a bunch of shit in your hands without signalling that you're nervous or doing anything weird. And if you're not black. And i you're good looking it helps too.

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Blue collar crime pays as much as blue collar work and dicks you just as hard prison wise.

Go into a shit finance position (fucking mailroom it) and learn white collar crime--pays more with less risk.

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This.
At least in the US, more money was lost to stolen wages by employers,l than actual robbery in 2016.

Crime pays incredibly well in the short term, but incredibly poorly in the long term. If you break into someone's summer cabin and steal their TV, you'll more likely than not get away with it. If you do it every fucking month, you're gonna get caught, and you don't want to be caught.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, but it goes both ways.

I use to shoplift high dollar items, clothes, and food
The best stores are
Books A Million
Barnes and Noble
Walmart (depends)
Old Navy
Academy
Speedway
Office Depot
Kroger
Publix
Toys R Us (when it was open)

The places you should never ever steal from
Best Buy
Target
Home Depot
Lowes
Mom and Pop stores

I got lucky 1 time and stole a 300 dollar Dewalt Drill set from Home Depot. Most nervous I had ever been.

Gamestop is pretty easy to boonk and snag electronic accessories from. But you have to have a good pair of solid balls and able to run.

A lot of stores have policies too that dictate employees aren't supposed to directly confront you. My buddy works at Staples and he's only supposed to say "Can I help you purchase that?" or something to basically embarrass you, but if you run away he's sure as shit not chasing you.

But as other people have said too, you'd make more money just working an actual job.

Very nice. I used to shoplift from two different college bookstores (they were barnes and noble). They would have all the textbooks upstairs, but in peak traffic during the first week of school, if the lines upstairs were too long you could take the books downstairs to pay. But the design of the place had a starbucks attached to the place, so you could just walk right into the starbucks and out their doors after you peeled away the RFID tags on the outside of the book (I would steal only new books that were still wrapped. Used books would have those RFID tags all in the pages and shit, multiple ones). Would make anywhere from $5k-$10k every start of a new semester stealing about 20-50 books.

And of course publix, i ate for free for years. I'm a grown up now though and am too old to be doing that stupid shit anymore. I got a career and a salary

I know im It isnt worth it but if he shoplifts its better than B&E. I had a friend who served 4 months in Juvenile detention from B&E.

And let me add that the barnes and noble was also connected to a building with a bunch of classrooms, so it was hard to tell who was buying a book or who was a student just walking around with a textbook they owned.

I've sold about 50k worth of goods on eBay
havent told anyone this, but i dont do it anymore so i dont care if people know
>buy something expensive thats on display. coffee machine, knife set etc
>return it the next day, but only bring the empty box in to the store
>ask the clerk where returns are, show them the box
> walk passed the knife isle, and put the display knives in ya empty box
>return knife set
>sell your original knife set on ebay
>??????
>profit

It was a rush man, I use to go to BOM and stuff tons of headphones in my pants. Go to school and sell them 75% under the marked prices. Shoplifting was actually my first experience being an entrepreneur. I use to sell in the parking lot and i got good at selling shit. Taught me a lot but when i got a real job, it was 1000x better. And i was making way more, and had no risks and anxiety. I still stole peanuts, and energy drinks from Gas Stations though.

First sentence was directed at you, second was towards OP, my bad, should have made that more clear. In addition to your comment though, B&E's will also get you killed. Personally, my dad is a southern meme guy and would immediately shoot someone for being in his house that did not belong--no questions asked.

Plus, how cheap are those Ring systems nowadays? I've gone to community meetings where the police literally will catch criminals who knob-check (aka go to rando houses and see who left it unlocked) and even if they didn't rob the Ring household and pick another, they will catch the guy because he was seen in the neighborhood being suspicious.

Go to the hood and apprentice under some niggers. Make sure to tell them where you hide your valuables.

Yep that rush was great. But some places became so easy to steal from that I would feel absolutely nothing walking out with something.

I was once stopped at the Barnes and Noble, some guy put his hand on my should and said stop. I said "No." Then he said drop the books and so I did and walked out haha.

The only times I was arrested shoplifting was at Target and the Apple store. But in both cases they gave me pretrial and expunged my record.

So anyone reading this: shoplifting is easy. This guys list is legit, and don't be a black guy from the ghetto cause you won't get leniency when caught.

I work for UPS now and live in the south. Rings must be cheap because they are everywhere. I never did a B&E, but my buddy got caught and held at gun point. That scared me off from doing that shit. Stealings a gamble period though. 50/50 chance you will get away or get caught. Shoplifting changes the odds their is a lot of strategy that goes into it. And once you get into the cycle, it becomes very easy and somewhat fun. But dont ever think no one is watching thats the biggest mistake. Now that im 19 im too old to be stealing because id actually go to jail and lose my job.

Watch out for that McAllister kid. I can speak from personal experience, that place is NOT worth it.

Luckily i never got caught. I had a close call where shit fell out of a bag i carried my things in. But i just picked them up and jogged off to my car. Target has fucking running backs for LP, they will fuck you and shit down your neck haha

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS. DISGUSTING, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. DO US ALL A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELVES

Actually I change my mind. Why don't you rob drugdealers, OP?

Residential burglary also carries seriously yuge penalties. Some states you will do 20-25. Commercial burglary is the only option one should consider.

That's a tempting move, but you forget that drug dealers with enough cash on hand or dope to make this worth it, usually have at least one connect to someone serious. Serious people go after family. The risk is, basically, rob drug dealer, have family attacked. Not a great idea. And you are not going to stumble on a random stash house, you will need to case the fucker, and this is how you will be identified.

I'll add that drug dealers end you under surveillance for years sometimes. You will end up on law enforcement's radar pretty quick if you start robbing dealers.

Wrong. They can only go after your family if they know your identity. Make the point of them not knowing who you are. If you were serious, get a gun, and start hard casing these motherfuckers. They're usually very resilient in giving up their stuff. So you're going to have to get your hands dirty. I mean you're gonna have to shed blood. But it's ok, they're criminal niggers and what are they going to do, call the cops? Seriously if you want to make this a "hobby", don't go after common folk. you're going to awaken the beast. My wife's car got stolen recently and she had a gun inside. It took me 30 hours but I found it. I found it with the perps still inside and the gun. They're lucky they were passed out or I would have killed them with my semi auto rifle. The justice system let one of them go and the other two got bailed with ridiculously low bails( one for $250, the other for $50). Now I got not only their names on a list, but their children and immediate family members and friends names. I also have their attorneys name and info. If the justice system fails us, then I will be left no choice but to erase these folks. If you're gonna rob someone, rob niggers. It's more satisfying and rewarding.

Who cares. If the cops and the judges and prosecuters were doing their job then these niggers wouldn't be in business, now would they?

I mean rob drug dealing degenerates
which I synonymously call niggers. Been on Jow Forums too long

go rob an Asian house.. they keep their money in their house cuz they don't believe in banks

Steal from stores and credit fraud those 2 are rarely prosecuted and easy to get away with. Individuals will protect there own stuff too much

Right, so this is wishful thinking. The point being made is that you won't find out about a trap or even the stash (if you're lucky) unless you do some buying. That means someone knows who you are. You can ask your buddies who do buy who has what, but of course you're definitely fucked if you go that route. Also, it's not the black gangs who control shit, it's the mexicans, so you are fucking with mexicans. Just an all around bad idea. I mean really, in your mind do you think you just google "local drug spot" and get a result?

You have no idea how the judicial system builds a case and puts people away for any period of time, do you? Do you think cops and investigators are judge dredd or something?

Oh the bubbles you all live in.

Everyone has nest and ring cams on their houses now goodluck getting away with home roberries in the only country with more guns then people.

watch out for psychopaths.. :/ they won't call the police they will probably drug you and rape you. Then dump you.

B&E is poorfag tier and will most certainly not be worth your while.

A few months of planning for a heist of >100K will most certainly be worth your while.

What to steal? Basically anything that has value without a serial number that can be traced back to you.

The real challenge is analyzing whats worth stealing. Its a risk/reward ordeal.

You want to make a plan to minimize the chance of being caught. Thats means making sure nobody is around, and that you can escape in the shortest amount of time possible.

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So... move to a foreign country and commit electronic crimes you say?

If you don’t care about going to jail, just cook meth. It’s literally printing money.

This. It isn't worth it anymore to go into people's houses. You have better luck either doing random package stealing or robbing commercial stores.

However, if you are in California, you can break into cars with no risk of prosecution. They passed a Proposition that the police can't really go after non violent crime so you can get away with that now.

No just hit industrial parks with a box truck. Be ready to swap plates and have a trapdoor in the box truck's box area, where you can stop over a manhole, use the trapdoor, and escape through the sewers.

By the time the cops get the back of your boxtruck open, you will be long gone.

What people do you know that Meth is as good as money? You'll always be able to get rid of meth? I need new friends.

How do you deal with the Rat People in the sewers? Bargain or battle?

Get tha strap

They seem like they'd be easy to pay off but also not missed much

Meth is easier to get rid of than $100 bills on the ground in most of the red parts of the USA.

This, also noone in red states has any fucking money.

Hillbillies just out there trading chickens and poo-tang for meth. Why do we give the south representation in congress, again?

Counterfeiting money is surprisingly easy if you make coins.
They spend huge amounts of effort making notes hard to forge, but coins are easy as pie with a homemade moulds and a forge.

What do you do next? Coin star? Don't money places like banks want a name?

You would literally have to do this on an industrial scale if you wanted to be even slightly profitable. As far as I know, the US Mint is making most coins at a loss now.

You could just go and chuck it through a poker machine. Not sure about America, but here in Australia every pub has at least 10 of them, they make more money from gambling than they do from eating or drinking.

I've never actually tried this though, so there might be a safer way.

How hard is it to counterfeit Casino vouchers? They're just regular paper right?

>Trying to mess with a casino
Bad idea user

Too bad wanding doesn't work anymore. There are ways to game roulette that still prove effective, but you'd have to do a decent amount of math and have a team to accomplish this. Also, only fuck with European casinos, you can actually get away with it there.

when I was a kid in russia in early 2000s we used to buy prank ruble bills from shops, they looked really close to the original, erased everything that said "prank" on it, blur it a bit by washing in water and then payed with this shit in shops and in school cafeteria.

We also shoplifted a lot, taking as much shit as we could just for the kicks, then picking the cheapest item in the shop and paying for it with change we took from the counter itself while the cashier wasn't looking. Once we went on a tour with our class and I stole a fucking 20x20 cm souvenir mirror and gave it to my sister later as a birthday present. lol that was entertaining as fuck desu

they have barcodes on them so you’d have to hack into their database to give your fake voucher value. if you could do that, you could steal much more easily from the casino than printing vouchers.

Does the dark web still sell a lot of credit card info? I heard carding is dying

They're not Supermen. And they're not invisible. They have money and weapons on them. Follow them and shoot it out. It isn't hard. Or run them over with your car. They're just niggers dude

buy/ mine ETH

What sub forum would have info on carding here? I need to get over on VISA

None. Those sort of topics are not found often on Jow Forums. You're better of finding another place to discuss or find info on this.

Which is why OwlCams are now a thing in vehicles--aka Ring/Nest for your car.

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