What's the fastest way to make 8 thousand dollars?

What's the fastest way to make 8 thousand dollars?
All I need is 8k, and soon.

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sucking dick really really good

Lol I have never ever seen a good suggestion in these threads, and there's one every day.

Talk your way into a software dev position, you might make it 2 months before they realize you don't know what you're doing.

8000 dicks. $1 a dick.

OP here. It's because I want to buy a luxury watch, preferably a Breitling or an Omega.

Lol
Tbh that's gay af goal, people can tell you aren't rich if you spend 8k on a watch and don't have matching clothes or automobile

you might as well just save up for a noose

I am going to go to law school. The money will come soon after I finish. I want the watch now for myself.

Why?

you're on an anime image board asking some autistic kids how to make 8k... for a piece of metal on your wrist

Unironically yes

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Quit being a spoiled cunt, and just work for it.

suck some dick? i made about 15k over the course of a year from sucking guys dicks. even took it in my ass. just gotta act like you enjoy it and they will keep coming back. lots of married guys, quite an interesting job

I know a legit way to make $8000 and it only takes a $30 initial investment and a can do attitude

Fuck off faggot

He's asking to make 8k, not spend it.

stay poor faggot

Buy $16k worth of BTC and wait a couple of months.

Do tell

oh you. cope. we are at the bottom.

honestly go rob an Asian house.. they keep their money in their house cuz they don't believe in banks

Go intern in a front office role at one of those bulge bracket banks. They pay interns $10k per month.

Find a guy with a Rolex and steal it kek

Work some odd jobs.

Buying a car lil guy?

That’s a Terrible idea.

>He thinks he'll make money in one of the most saturated industries
OH nononono. I hope you know that paralegal jobs are now being automated and that even Harvard law grads with firm experience can't get jobs. Enjoy being broke

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be a male escort for $200 an hour or $1000 for the whole night. if they start doing weird shit demand your money and leave.

Make gay porn. With me.
Sell to Jow Forums since Jow Forums is gay.

With one instant click of the mouse I purchased 20 bitcoins of this Flo token

It was in mid November and my purchase was completed for an average of 800 but caused a spike to 1000.

Every day I sleep with glee just knowing that in a few months the 20 btc of Flo I purchased will be worth an easy 150-200+ btc.

Some days I dream of it going to $100mm cap and my stack rising from 20 to 1000 btc. I slap myself back to reality and tell myself that making 250 btc on one trade is more than enough to buy curry for this entire forum for one full month.

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Enjoy mate.

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You can buy a decent set of kneepads for $9.95 at your local sporting goods store. Lipstick for $19.95.

The rest is up to your can do attitude and how well you can please your man.

Great plan. I keep reading about the lawyer shortage.

>even Harvard law grads with firm experience can't get jobs
It's not that bad. Harvard law is still a golden ticket.